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Pre-Preschool

Pre-Preschool

by Adam on October 24, 2012 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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  1. Rhea
    Rhea
    October 24, 2012, 12:14 am | # | Reply

    Bill Cosby said he tried to get his wife to swallow a ball so the kid would have something to play with.

    I’m a biologist. And a woman. Haven’t been and will never be pregnant, but I’m pretty sure it doesn’t work that way.

    Anyhow, it’s too cramped in there for reading. The bellyphones will have to suffice. Maybe audiobooks?

  2. Kevin
    Kevin
    October 24, 2012, 1:33 am | # | Reply

    Ha! So long, fourth wall.

  3. Biokirkby
    Biokirkby
    October 24, 2012, 2:12 am | # | Reply

    Did these comics suddenly get more awesome while I was elsewhere?

    • Margaret
      Margaret
      October 24, 2012, 2:18 am | # | Reply

      Why in the world would you be elsewhere O.o

    • Odai Athamneh
      Odai Athamneh
      October 24, 2012, 9:52 am | # | Reply

      Yes, I feel like they’ve gone to the next level of funny lately.

  4. Codric
    Codric
    October 24, 2012, 2:47 am | # | Reply

    My mother accidentally swallowed a Super Nintendo Enternainment System while she was pregnant. This determined my whole life.

    • Talia
      Talia
      October 24, 2012, 1:36 pm | # | Reply

      Like!

  5. tymime
    tymime
    October 24, 2012, 4:27 am | # | Reply

    Try Frank Zappa.

  6. Wingspin
    Wingspin
    October 24, 2012, 7:43 am | # | Reply

    Has a bug ever quit the sketch before? Hmmm?

  7. Splox5
    Splox5
    October 24, 2012, 7:50 am | # | Reply

    Scholastic suppositories, eh? It’s worth a shot I suppose.

    • Thomas McCool
      Thomas McCool
      October 24, 2012, 10:43 pm | # | Reply

      You want to go on Kickstarter with this?

  8. Ataro
    Ataro
    October 24, 2012, 8:21 am | # | Reply

    So, it’s revealed that the bugs are just actors?

  9. Vince
    Vince
    October 24, 2012, 8:27 am | # | Reply

    Funny the whole way through, but the bug removing the fake belly in the last panel killed me. -v

  10. Music-chan
    Music-chan
    October 24, 2012, 9:44 am | # | Reply

    Ha! This comic went to a very weird place XD

  11. Thorbjørn
    Thorbjørn
    October 24, 2012, 11:41 am | # | Reply

    I can’t recall having seen eyebrows on a bug before (panel 3) – is this new feature?

    • Frances
      Frances
      October 24, 2012, 2:08 pm | # | Reply

      Nope. Read the archives, you’ll find plenty of eyebrows.

    • Thomas McCool
      Thomas McCool
      October 24, 2012, 10:46 pm | # | Reply

      They are either shocked eyebrows or horny eyebrows.

      • I’m sorry I’ll leave now
        I’m sorry I’ll leave now
        January 15, 2019, 1:48 pm | # | Reply

        “Horny eyebrows” is possibly the best phrase I have ever heard.

  12. Jeff
    Jeff
    October 24, 2012, 12:47 pm | # | Reply

    Pogo Possum used to break the fourth wall, and indicate that the characters were indeed, just actors. Last time I saw this done was with Bloom County, which was another awesome comic.
    Kudos, Adam! Nice job!
    Man, I love this comic strip.

    • Linguinni
      Linguinni
      October 24, 2012, 7:45 pm | # | Reply

      Jeff, you hit the nail on the head and anyone that has actually read Walt Kelly’s Pogo has just admitted that they are old.. I guess that makes me old! Pogo, Bloom County, Calvin and Hobbes and now Bug. The best comics ever written!

      • Pendrellgirl
        Pendrellgirl
        November 23, 2013, 3:19 pm | # | Reply

        Not necessarily, since they sell collections of Pogo now. They have a couple years’ worth of strips in each book.

  13. Jeremy
    Jeremy
    October 24, 2012, 8:32 pm | # | Reply

    Strangely, I find this the most disturbing Bug comic to date…

  14. Colleen
    Colleen
    October 28, 2012, 11:18 am | # | Reply

    You had me at panel #3!

  15. MortalAnonymous
    MortalAnonymous
    November 7, 2012, 10:23 am | # | Reply

    I went to a Slayer concert in the womb…and so began my corruption. *evil laugh*

  16. Saskfan
    Saskfan
    November 13, 2013, 11:33 pm | # | Reply

    Love the fake belly being removed as actress bug quits! Adam, you’re a genius!!!

  17. Cactus Defender
    Cactus Defender
    November 15, 2015, 2:27 pm | # | Reply

    It took me a few seconds to figure out that you broke the fourth wall in the last panel.

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