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The Bare Bones

The Bare Bones

by Adam on December 6, 2012 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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  1. Sheep
    Sheep
    December 6, 2012, 12:17 am | # | Reply

    Dear god that is disturbing. Where did you hear about this, and why did you curse me with this image as I sleep?

    • Holtzmann
      Holtzmann
      December 6, 2012, 1:49 am | # | Reply

      Seriously! This bug shall haunt my dreams forever! D:

    • fluffy
      fluffy
      December 6, 2012, 6:57 pm | # | Reply

      Here is one real-world ‘big boned’ condition, although it only affects the bones in the head.

      There was a movie about this starring Cher. (She was not the one with the big bones.)

      • fluffy
        fluffy
        December 6, 2012, 6:58 pm | # | Reply

        (wow, link-hiding stylesheet, totes classy)

  2. Drakey
    Drakey
    December 6, 2012, 1:24 am | # | Reply

    Your random button seems to be broken. it consistently takes me to this page:

    http://www.bugcomic.com/comics/everybody-wants-to-rule-the-world/

    • Adam
      Adam
      December 6, 2012, 7:34 am | # | Reply

      The random button seems to be working just fine for me.

      • Someone
        Someone
        December 6, 2012, 8:06 am | # | Reply

        using Firefox, it takes me to this page persistently.
        http://www.bugcomic.com/comics/the-gift-of-the-magi-part-iv/
        but it seems like whatever first random page it leads me to, it will just keep going back to that page.
        IE, Chrome, Safari, dolphin and the android build in browser are all fine.

        • Sam
          Sam
          December 6, 2012, 9:55 am | # | Reply

          Using Firefox I get http://www.bugcomic.com/comics/probably-from-clogged-farteries/ ? Is it just firefox?

          • Codric
            Codric
            December 6, 2012, 11:17 am | #

            Same here, so it’s probably a bug. (It could be a very crazy coincidence, but I bug to differ.) I get this one, by the way – it actually is a nice reminder that I still have to watch the prequel trilogy. But of course it still bugs me.
            Also, I’ve run out of bug puns.

        • Adam
          Adam
          December 6, 2012, 12:16 pm | # | Reply

          I use Firefox and it works fine for me. Not sure what’s happening on your end.

          • Squiggles
            Squiggles
            December 6, 2012, 12:26 pm | #

            I keep getting http://www.bugcomic.com/comics/flossing-is-a-real-phus/ no matter how many times I press the random button.

          • Adam
            Adam
            December 6, 2012, 12:43 pm | #

            I’ll see what I can do. Not sure why we’d get conflicting results even though we’re using the same browser.

          • Squiggles
            Squiggles
            December 6, 2012, 4:52 pm | #

            I’m not sure why, but I tried it again and now it’s constantly leading me to http://www.bugcomic.com/comics/my-feelings-on-funerals/
            Maybe something to do with cookies and/or cache? *shrugs*

          • AckAckAck
            AckAckAck
            December 6, 2012, 6:42 pm | #

            I think it’s not a bug, Mayan Apocalypse is near and the random button is actually trying to foretell your fate.

            So let me see….

            Drakey will become our overlord (and nobody will like him).

            Someone will be happily divorced.

            Sam will lost someone (or himself) caused by a fatal fart attack.

            Codric….. what the link you get?

            Squiggles will never floss his teeth and visit your enemy’s funeral.

          • Squiggles
            Squiggles
            December 7, 2012, 3:42 pm | #

            AckAckAck,
            You assume too much.
            I’m a ‘her’ not a ‘him’.
            I’m far too lazy to get out of bed for an enemys funeral. I’d just sent a card. Mainly with lots of ‘Ha’ written on it.
            …And I refuse to comment on the floss…
            😛

    • Jeff
      Jeff
      December 6, 2012, 9:55 am | # | Reply

      Works okay for me too, using Firefox.

    • soapyillusions
      soapyillusions
      December 6, 2012, 6:47 pm | # | Reply

      it dose indeed seem to be a problem but not only on firefox i have the same problem on both windows explorer 8? w/e the latest version is and firefox.

    • Demotros
      Demotros
      December 6, 2012, 8:15 pm | # | Reply

      Sorry, have to: http://search.dilbert.com/comic/Random%20Number%20Generator

  3. Jeff
    Jeff
    December 6, 2012, 1:54 am | # | Reply

    I have big bones…wrapped in 420 lbs. of lard!
    Yes, I co-opted it just like you said I would.

    • Lidek
      Lidek
      December 6, 2012, 4:04 am | # | Reply

      And you are talking about in public? I would be ashamed…

      • R. E. Hunter
        R. E. Hunter
        December 6, 2012, 8:39 am | # | Reply

        This isn’t public. Everything on the internet is private. Isn’t it?

        • AckAckAck
          AckAckAck
          December 6, 2012, 6:44 pm | # | Reply

          As private as a freight train ramming your house at full speed.

  4. Sven
    Sven
    December 6, 2012, 5:34 am | # | Reply

    “Scientists are always bugging them”. Pun definitely intended.

    • Adam
      Adam
      December 6, 2012, 7:33 am | # | Reply

      Nope.

      • Mahnarch
        Mahnarch
        December 10, 2012, 9:34 pm | # | Reply

        “Nope”; short for ‘nopette’, which we all know is ancient Himalayan for “To pun!”

  5. Chris
    Chris
    December 6, 2012, 10:16 am | # | Reply

    The hilarity to me is the fact that suddenly the fact that bugs normally have exoskeletons doesn’t apply. Great as always.

  6. LanceThruster
    LanceThruster
    December 6, 2012, 11:06 am | # | Reply

    Now wait just a minute. The suspension of disbelief has come to an end. Bugs have exoskeletons and therefore to be bug boned is to have your guts inside and your bones as an exterior structure.

    Won’t somebody please think of the children?!?

  7. B*ggled
    B*ggled
    December 6, 2012, 5:48 pm | # | Reply

    Found a work around for the random button thing. It did it too for me (firefox, windows7) but I reloaded the page and then the random button worked just fine for me.

  8. MrSnow
    MrSnow
    December 8, 2012, 9:00 pm | # | Reply

    ha! weak, i never say dum crap like that. im fat and i know it and thats the way it is >:D and lol that is one of the most interesting bugs that ive seen u make xD

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