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Using Curses to Fill Your Purses

Using Curses to Fill Your Purses

by Adam on January 9, 2013 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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  1. Byrdie
    Byrdie
    January 9, 2013, 12:22 am | # | Reply

    I want to see that video.

  2. Serenity
    Serenity
    January 9, 2013, 12:22 am | # | Reply

    Sometimes I like just looking at the pictues from the first and last panel before I read the comic. And this one…well… uh…

  3. KJ
    KJ
    January 9, 2013, 12:24 am | # | Reply

    Pretty much the same logic with why fortune tellers never try to predict winning lottery numbers and then buying ’em tickets for their own

  4. Cyndaquazy
    Cyndaquazy
    January 9, 2013, 12:37 am | # | Reply

    Usually you have to get me scared first before I start crapping bricks of gold…

  5. SRSteue
    SRSteue
    January 9, 2013, 12:59 am | # | Reply

    As painful as that curse might be, I’d live with it. Think of how much organic pain reliever you could buy with a gold brick. “Sorry, I don’t have a Benjamin. Will you take small lumps of gold? Clean I swear!”

    • Mahnarch
      Mahnarch
      January 9, 2013, 2:51 am | # | Reply

      Well, if it’s PURE gold it shouldn’t hurt that much…

      Also, if you pooped PURE gold, there would be no NEED to clean it off because there would be NOTHING to clean OFF of it! Cleaver! 😀

  6. Jeff Clough
    Jeff Clough
    January 9, 2013, 1:07 am | # | Reply

    Yeah, I think the same thing about “fortune tellers”. Why aren’t they all cleaning up on the Lottery?
    And yeah, pooping gold…that’s gotta hurt!

    • N0083rP00F
      N0083rP00F
      January 9, 2013, 11:54 am | # | Reply

      If the gold is synthesized in a process similar to the original product then it should just be a damp clod of gold dust….. well except for the corn-on-the-cob ….. I don’t think one curse would over-ride the original curse of corn-on-the-cob.

  7. Margaret
    Margaret
    January 9, 2013, 2:27 am | # | Reply

    It’s due to all those naughty kids they buy! Who could possibly be rich with all those horrid brats who’s parents sold them?

    • Adam
      Adam
      January 9, 2013, 7:54 am | # | Reply

      Excellent point.

    • Fiaro
      Fiaro
      January 9, 2013, 4:07 pm | # | Reply

      Haha nostalgic! I hope my parents’ threats were empty, but they always said that they could never find a gypsy when they needed one.

  8. Dave Dell
    Dave Dell
    January 9, 2013, 6:28 am | # | Reply

    Xylophone music was and always will be techno. I must admit to not having seen a Xylo performance since Ed Sullivan went off the air.

  9. N0083rP00F
    N0083rP00F
    January 9, 2013, 1:58 pm | # | Reply

    Well there is always Tubular Bells which is a variation on a xylophone,.

  10. AckAckAck
    AckAckAck
    January 9, 2013, 4:48 pm | # | Reply

    Actually there’s a “clause” that make fortune teller to unable to predict their own future (even though they can jump through a loop hole by asking a fellow fortune teller).

  11. Surturs Bane
    Surturs Bane
    January 9, 2013, 9:22 pm | # | Reply

    The first panel is gold. I laughed sooo hard.

    • VaguelyCreepy
      VaguelyCreepy
      June 5, 2013, 2:32 pm | # | Reply

      So the entire strip is cyclical then…

  12. Jeff Clough
    Jeff Clough
    January 10, 2013, 8:07 am | # | Reply

    So Geordi LaForge was actually a techno-xylophonist? Who knew?

    • ninelen
      ninelen
      January 11, 2013, 5:53 am | # | Reply

      You just won the comment award.

  13. tookye
    tookye
    March 1, 2013, 7:59 pm | # | Reply

    Don’t wait for the “Royal Flush” wait the kid with the golden eggs. 😉

    • tookye
      tookye
      March 1, 2013, 8:00 pm | # | Reply

      *for the…

  14. Izzie
    Izzie
    June 10, 2013, 8:48 pm | # | Reply

    I would rather curse me with owning a thousand rocks that are a perfect circle, and than turn them into gold.

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