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If I Had a Hammer

If I Had a Hammer

by Adam on January 25, 2013 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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Discussion (22) ¬

    • An Interview That Will Never Happen | This Is
      January 26, 2013, 9:09 am | #
  1. wwwjam
    wwwjam
    January 25, 2013, 12:34 am | # | Reply

    “Morning Chad.”
    Famous last words.

  2. Rhea
    Rhea
    January 25, 2013, 12:40 am | # | Reply

    When you have a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

    And I didn’t even make a Beatles reference.

  3. Fancypants
    Fancypants
    January 25, 2013, 1:15 am | # | Reply

    I’ve done lots of damage with a hammer.
    Sometimes even /to/ the hammer.
    Turns out, there are several, very use-specific kinds of hammers.

    • Thorbjørn
      Thorbjørn
      January 25, 2013, 1:39 am | # | Reply

      Ah, lemme guess, you’ve used a claw hammer instead of a crab hammer?

      • Watcher
        Watcher
        January 25, 2013, 3:12 am | # | Reply

        Or they used a brass hammer to drive a roofing nail…

  4. Terence MacManus
    Terence MacManus
    January 25, 2013, 3:07 am | # | Reply

    Ha! Ha! And what do we call the TIME when bug picks up a HAMMER?!
    eh, guys? Eh? Eh?

    …guys?

    • Jeff Clough
      Jeff Clough
      January 25, 2013, 3:19 am | # | Reply

      *LIKE*
      It’s Bug-Hammer, right?
      Hammer-Bug?
      Hammurabi?

      • Mahnarch
        Mahnarch
        January 25, 2013, 3:26 am | # | Reply

        “Hammer Time”?….

        …I’m not sure where we’re going with this. *hides*

        • Terence MacManus
          Terence MacManus
          January 25, 2013, 3:48 am | # | Reply

          Going with this? Nowhere. I mean, it’s not like we can pick it up and take it anywhere.
          We can’t touch this.

          • Jimmy
            Jimmy
            January 25, 2013, 5:38 am | #

            Break it down!

            Oh and I just discovered this comic yesterday and love it to death already. Excellent job Adam!

          • Jeff Clough
            Jeff Clough
            January 25, 2013, 10:29 am | #

            Hee hee hee!

    • Seth
      Seth
      January 31, 2013, 5:06 pm | # | Reply

      The hour that 3 people were hospitalized.

  5. Watcher
    Watcher
    January 25, 2013, 3:10 am | # | Reply

    Loving bomb-suit Bug! Can’t just tuck the antennae in, gotta make their own protective sleeves on the helmet!

    • Olentzero
      Olentzero
      January 26, 2013, 1:50 am | # | Reply

      Notice how Bomb-Suit Bug has protective sleeves for his antennae, yet Bug the Builder merely has holes in his hard hat. Where are the safety laws when you need them? WHERE?!

      • Watcher
        Watcher
        January 26, 2013, 2:55 am | # | Reply

        Those are… um, air holes? Yeah! Air holes! For ventilation! His hard-hat has above average circulation and as a result his antennae just poke out of the vents…

        That’s my story and I’m sticking to it 😛

        • Stretch5678
          Stretch5678
          April 3, 2017, 4:01 pm | # | Reply

          Explosives expert bug probably has a larger safety budget.

  6. Slayerhero90
    Slayerhero90
    January 25, 2013, 7:05 am | # | Reply

    Usually for me it’s when I make a shiv out of paper…

  7. ECHO
    ECHO
    January 25, 2013, 9:53 am | # | Reply

    “you want me to put the hammer down?”
    “Easy there, Thor”

  8. bugsarepeopletoo
    bugsarepeopletoo
    January 25, 2013, 11:08 am | # | Reply

    the tool belt on Chad, AKA, Hammer Bug.. Glorious! Peter, Paul and Mary title… A re-invention. My desire to email this to the three incapable friends that immediately popped into my head upon seeing this.. undeniable. Thank you!

  9. Someone
    Someone
    January 25, 2013, 2:29 pm | # | Reply

    If I had a hammer…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UKvpONl3No

  10. Tom
    Tom
    January 27, 2013, 1:37 am | # | Reply

    STOP:

    http://i.imgur.com/65cOfnp.gif

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