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Put Your Cards on the Table

Put Your Cards on the Table

by Adam on January 28, 2013 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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  1. Jep
    Jep
    January 28, 2013, 12:11 am | # | Reply

    Bug trading cards need to happen.

  2. KJ
    KJ
    January 28, 2013, 12:15 am | # | Reply

    Hahaha good one, I seriously do find telling the truth blatantly (and/or sarcastically) pretty funny. Something must be wrong with me.

  3. Qeruiem
    Qeruiem
    January 28, 2013, 12:55 am | # | Reply

    – You’re all individuals!
    – YES! WE’RE ALL INDIVIDUALS!
    – …Im not.

  4. MaxOfFewTrades
    MaxOfFewTrades
    January 28, 2013, 12:57 am | # | Reply

    Seriously, I would by so many Bug trading cards.

    Not only would you collect the standard recurring Bug cast, but there would be rarer cards of well known people depicted as bugs like Hitler, Helen Keller, or maybe even Garpenuts!

    • Adam
      Adam
      January 28, 2013, 7:40 am | # | Reply

      Whoa. Forgot about Grape-Nuts Bug.

      • AlixeTiir
        AlixeTiir
        December 18, 2013, 3:05 pm | # | Reply

        when you develop a bug store, this should be in it.

  5. Strandvaskeren
    Strandvaskeren
    January 28, 2013, 2:31 am | # | Reply

    It’s funny, everyone wants to be unique, special and one of a kind, while at the same time they dislike being atypical, different and deviant – really, make up your mind, do you want to stand out or not?

    • Joreal
      Joreal
      January 28, 2013, 2:59 am | # | Reply

      Like that “I’m a pepper” Dr. Pepper commercial. It tried to sell uniqueness and failed when you realize they’re not all going to achieve their dreams, although I do like Dr. Pepper.

      • bd
        bd
        January 28, 2013, 4:19 am | # | Reply

        Along the same lines, does anyone remember the Levi’s campaign in the ’90s in which you were supposed to show your individuality by wearing the same jeans as everyone else?

      • majdan
        majdan
        January 28, 2013, 8:43 am | # | Reply

        And there’s a current TV ad campaign for some college or university (I forget which school — MAJOR failure on their part) whose tag line is “I’m not afraid to go my own way… and it looks like I’m not alone!” WHAT??? Seriously?

        • Joreal
          Joreal
          January 28, 2013, 4:47 pm | # | Reply

          Would that happen to be Colorado Tech? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jq6AIFIeFk8

  6. Jeff Clough
    Jeff Clough
    January 28, 2013, 3:02 am | # | Reply

    Yes, you are unique…just like everyone else!

  7. Kapus
    Kapus
    January 28, 2013, 3:11 am | # | Reply

    Now, if there was a Bug trading card series, Niece Bug would definitely be unique.

    Most bugs would be, actually.

  8. Victor
    Victor
    January 28, 2013, 6:56 am | # | Reply

    And there’s an unfortunate fact that the more unique you are, the more you get picked at.

  9. Thorgold
    Thorgold
    January 28, 2013, 6:59 am | # | Reply

    Silly Nerd Bug. A Carl Sagan is EASILY worth *two* FDRs. His loss.

    • N0083rP00F
      N0083rP00F
      February 11, 2013, 8:23 am | # | Reply

      And a JWBjr is worth less than either a joker or the copyright card.

  10. LanceThruster
    LanceThruster
    January 28, 2013, 10:03 am | # | Reply

    I look forward to the day when people quit using the phrase ‘very unique’ as ‘very one of a kind’ actually makes no sense. If you want a qualifier, use ‘truly unique.’

  11. Rhea
    Rhea
    January 28, 2013, 10:09 am | # | Reply

    Love the change in niece’s expression and body language. Another example of Adam’s skill with minimal lines.

  12. Venom1656
    Venom1656
    January 28, 2013, 10:53 am | # | Reply

    Yes, Thorgold a Carl Sagan would easily be worth two FDR’s, but he’s trying to trade for a Stephen Hawkings. Nerd bug made the right choice.

  13. Jerden
    Jerden
    January 28, 2013, 1:01 pm | # | Reply

    I’m unique! Just like everyone else!

    Ah, this reminds me of one of the Joker blogs. Great Youtube series.

  14. Guy hero
    Guy hero
    January 29, 2013, 1:50 pm | # | Reply

    Nice to know what you’d do with us kids adam!

  15. N0083rP00F
    N0083rP00F
    February 11, 2013, 8:31 am | # | Reply

    Oh! Oh!! Oh!!! Mr Bug!!! Mr Bu-ug!!!
    [bad Arnold Horshack impersonation]

    Brainstorm – Can anybody design a game based on 54 Bug cards?
    [artscow using the custom pack feature so both front and back could be unique plus there is the possibility of “colour” for a total of 108 different faces]

  16. Ausar
    Ausar
    January 19, 2016, 9:14 am | # | Reply

    The fifth panel has him saying that since he said she wouldn’t be unique if she were a trading card that means she’s unique in real life.

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