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Spare the Magma, Spoil the Child

Spare the Magma, Spoil the Child

by Adam on July 15, 2013 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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Discussion (19) ¬

  1. Smurfie
    Smurfie
    July 15, 2013, 1:49 am | # | Reply

    gigglesnort.. i LOOOVE the title of the kids brochure 🙂

  2. Margaret
    Margaret
    July 15, 2013, 2:25 am | # | Reply

    I have a similar sentiment for parents (said as my father turns 70 today).

  3. Michael@voxboxcomics.com
    Michael@voxboxcomics.com
    July 15, 2013, 5:47 am | # | Reply

    It’s a good way to keep ’em nice and clean to… With MAGMA!

  4. Izzie
    Izzie
    July 15, 2013, 8:18 am | # | Reply

    Hey Adam, would yeh be kind enough to put my fanart on the fanart page? The one where Bug is IN a martini?

  5. Deen
    Deen
    July 15, 2013, 8:34 am | # | Reply

    I don’t know if there is any better way to start a conversation than panel 1. Love it!

    • Codric
      Codric
      July 15, 2013, 8:53 am | # | Reply

      That’s my new pick-up line.

  6. renlefae
    renlefae
    July 15, 2013, 8:50 am | # | Reply

    I believe that every child under the age of 16 with an iPhone should receive that brochure. It would bring me infinite pleasure.

  7. Flamingonator
    Flamingonator
    July 15, 2013, 9:10 am | # | Reply

    I agree.

  8. Deepa
    Deepa
    July 15, 2013, 9:18 am | # | Reply

    OK, I’ve been reading your comic since the beginning and I gotta ask now: What is with all the comics about little kids??

    Don’t mistake me, I think it’s adorable and consistently hilarious – I just wondered whether you have a kid, or are dating somebody with a kid, or something, because that’s definitely a theme.

  9. Jeff Clough
    Jeff Clough
    July 15, 2013, 9:24 am | # | Reply

    ‘Bout time niece bug got her comeuppance! Hee hee hee!

    • Rhea
      Rhea
      July 15, 2013, 10:57 am | # | Reply

      Yeah, but I don’t think I’d trust her with my car engine. She’d probably rig it to explode when I turned the key, or cut the brake line, or something.

  10. LanceThruster
    LanceThruster
    July 15, 2013, 11:12 am | # | Reply

    Comic Steven Wright offered one of his childrearing tips.

    “I put my kid in one of those dual strollers. I told him, you know you used to have a twin, but the other one didn’t listen.”

  11. Bob in Nashville
    Bob in Nashville
    July 15, 2013, 1:02 pm | # | Reply

    Do mermaids get brochures for Loihi?

  12. Armoless
    Armoless
    July 15, 2013, 2:37 pm | # | Reply

    Just had this conversation with a buddy at work about sparing the rod.

  13. Russell Duffer
    Russell Duffer
    July 15, 2013, 6:46 pm | # | Reply

    I’m tired of kids treating us like doormats. I’m in favor if ideas that would stop them from volcano-ver us.

  14. takedownthefacade
    takedownthefacade
    November 22, 2013, 6:20 am | # | Reply

    just realized this, so very late,
    Optical illusion bug: 2nd panel, can’t tell which arm she’s using to point with.

  15. Cactus Defender
    Cactus Defender
    November 26, 2015, 2:50 am | # | Reply

    Having absolutely no knowledge of automobile anatomy (besides the basic stuff like engines and tires), I’m curious: is the alternator an actual car part, or just a running joke in these comics?

    • BugFanNo1Million
      BugFanNo1Million
      December 4, 2015, 2:05 pm | # | Reply

      The alternator is a real part, it is what charges the car battery and powers the electrical components. It is driven by the engine via a belt.

  16. Zimriel
    Zimriel
    May 22, 2017, 12:25 am | # | Reply

    Pff. Campi Flegrei is where it’s at.

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