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Hunting Options

by Adam on March 11, 2010 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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  1. brenatevi
    brenatevi
    March 11, 2010, 12:19 am | # | Reply

    "Hasta la phonics" ROFL

    • Adam
      Adam
      March 11, 2010, 2:26 am | # | Reply

      Yeah, I normally don't laugh at my own jokes but "Hasta La Phonics" cracked me up. It's just so stupid.

      • lythera
        lythera
        February 1, 2011, 8:59 am | # | Reply

        stupid funny is best kind of funny =D (i tried to explain this concept to my cousin… he didn't get it)

    • MikeyZ
      MikeyZ
      February 9, 2014, 3:31 pm | # | Reply

      I LOVE THIS! My favorite phrase now.

      LOL-o-meter: +9000

  2. PJ Grogan
    PJ Grogan
    March 11, 2010, 1:51 am | # | Reply

    Eat cash hobo…classic…

  3. Marrock
    Marrock
    March 11, 2010, 2:14 am | # | Reply

    Oh come on… Everybody knows you only hunt hobos with gasoline and matches.

  4. Kelly
    Kelly
    March 11, 2010, 2:37 am | # | Reply

    LOL…I love today's strip 🙂

  5. Ginge
    Ginge
    March 11, 2010, 1:13 pm | # | Reply

    I want to be an illiteracy hunter!

    • Dragon352
      Dragon352
      February 12, 2014, 11:02 pm | # | Reply

      so… a teacher? right?

  6. amberbydreams
    amberbydreams
    March 12, 2010, 4:19 am | # | Reply

    And then the peace treaty was formed between the Illiteracy Hunters and the Grammar Nazis.

    • GuesssWho
      GuesssWho
      October 12, 2014, 7:51 am | # | Reply

      Yaaay

  7. Vonda
    Vonda
    March 22, 2010, 10:55 am | # | Reply

    I giggled at every frame…even the Captain Morgan stance on the crocodile. Love this one!

  8. Blindy
    Blindy
    March 29, 2010, 8:22 pm | # | Reply

    I love the face of the illiterate bug in that last panel.

  9. Freya
    Freya
    May 3, 2010, 8:49 am | # | Reply

    Super solutions, I say. Now we must invent guns that shoot things other than bullets. Solve SO MUCH shit..

  10. Beti
    Beti
    May 9, 2010, 7:15 pm | # | Reply

    The fingerless gloves on the hobo are a nice touch!

  11. Hehehe....
    Hehehe....
    May 24, 2010, 10:51 am | # | Reply

    ha! eat cash hobo. Adam Huber, your a genius.

  12. nonanonymous
    nonanonymous
    June 9, 2010, 8:02 am | # | Reply

    Why isn't this comic in my newspaper????? It would balance out "The Family Circus"

  13. nerdra
    nerdra
    October 24, 2010, 4:35 am | # | Reply

    UGH THE FAMILY CIRCUS UGH.

  14. batman
    batman
    November 16, 2010, 5:06 pm | # | Reply

    haha kudos

  15. Eric P
    Eric P
    January 12, 2011, 5:39 pm | # | Reply

    … or people having sex when they'll regret it later.

    • Crispypants
      Crispypants
      April 24, 2011, 11:31 am | # | Reply

      What would he shoot them with?

      Well, there's always Gramma's perfume…

  16. iLander
    iLander
    January 21, 2011, 1:24 am | # | Reply

    Cash grenades are awesome… also, i'll imagine a scene like

    *guy throws bomb*

    walks away like a badass in cliche movie scenes you can go without

    putting on sunglasses

    "hasta la phonics, baby."

  17. Chaucer
    Chaucer
    January 23, 2011, 2:23 am | # | Reply

    "Hasta phonics, baby."

    Brilliant, and there are so many possibilities.

    "Call me Ishmael, Bitch."

    "It was the best of times. It was–well, you'll have to find out the rest for yourself, won't you?"

    Tosses a copy of the Diary of Anne Frank: "Read it and weep, punk."

  18. Austin
    Austin
    March 22, 2011, 10:28 am | # | Reply

    I've laughed at almost every strip I've read so far.

    But this… this made me laugh so hard I accidentally pushed my laptop off of the bed and it fell to the floor.

    So since my computer is still functioning I knew I had to comment.

    I commend you sir! And I applaud your humor!

    You are freaking awesome.

    • Adam
      Adam
      March 22, 2011, 4:03 pm | # | Reply

      Thanks, man! Glad your computer is OK, but I love that the strip provoked that reaction.

  19. helidead09
    helidead09
    May 17, 2011, 10:18 pm | # | Reply

    “Hasta La Phonics, Baby!”
    Lol sounds like something Bruce Cambell would say in Army of Darkness.

  20. swchilly
    swchilly
    August 30, 2011, 3:42 pm | # | Reply

    I’m not a hobo…. but I would love with someone threw cash at me!

  21. tonyv
    tonyv
    August 27, 2012, 12:57 pm | # | Reply

    I sit here reading the comic eating an oreo. *looks over shoulder*…

    I hope no hunter blows the oreo out of my hand.

    Nobody is talking about the fat kid joke, because I think we’re all ashamed… lol

  22. Izzie
    Izzie
    May 27, 2013, 7:20 pm | # | Reply

    I wish this is true, and also, they should hunt laziness. I just came home from Disney World, and DADGUMMIT I saw a lotta’ kids my age in a stroller. (I beith 10)

    • James Not-A-Zombie Jameson
      James Not-A-Zombie Jameson
      December 6, 2017, 12:36 pm | # | Reply

      Cripes, this person is at least 17 by now.

      • James Not-A-Zombie Jameson
        James Not-A-Zombie Jameson
        December 6, 2017, 12:37 pm | # | Reply

        14, sorry.

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