What I love about being a girl less than 5' tall- I was able to trick-or-treat until 17 as long as I wore a mask and a puffy/loose costume; with no one the wiser.
Narrator: Top 3 homes to seek out when trick or treating
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3
Narrator: Home of the couple going through a messy divorce-
Lady Bug: Here are the keys to my jerk-ass husband’s BMW.
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2
Narrator: Home of the guy suffering short-term memory loss (wait ten seconds and repeat).
Bug: You’re my first trick or treater of the night.
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1
Narrator: Home of that old lady who used to be a school teacher who hands out pencils
instead of candy… if only to t.p. her house.
Techer Bug: You rotten sons o’ bitches!
I'll be watchin
Again loved the 3rd one.
Love the mummy-bug in the first panel!
I just discovered this from stumbleupon, and I'm literally dying and can't stop reading them. I love these!!!
Rest in peace.
Love the third panel, lol. Something about it feels really familiar! I love candy. Also, the third panel is terrific!
I always went for that rich neighborhood that likes to flaunt it and gives out whole candy bars. More efficient than #2.
What I love about being a girl less than 5' tall- I was able to trick-or-treat until 17 as long as I wore a mask and a puffy/loose costume; with no one the wiser.
I am a broken, broken human being- I never TP’d or egged anyone’s house. Ever.
She said o and not of for some strange reason, somehow it makes her seem worse and more inclusive of everybody in her insult.
Did you hear about the minecraft player who accidentally covered his own house in toilet paper?
He was trying to use the /tp command.
Narrator: Top 3 homes to seek out when trick or treating
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3
Narrator: Home of the couple going through a messy divorce-
Lady Bug: Here are the keys to my jerk-ass husband’s BMW.
—
2
Narrator: Home of the guy suffering short-term memory loss (wait ten seconds and repeat).
Bug: You’re my first trick or treater of the night.
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1
Narrator: Home of that old lady who used to be a school teacher who hands out pencils
instead of candy… if only to t.p. her house.
Techer Bug: You rotten sons o’ bitches!
Re-reading the archives while being stuck at home during the Covid pandemic:
Where’s the house in the last frame? Most folks today would go over to collect all that precious Tp – if the old lady didn’t get if first!