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Vampire Blues

Vampire Blues

by Adam on April 2, 2010 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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Discussion (25) ¬

  1. Jer
    Jer
    April 1, 2010, 6:40 pm | # | Reply

    Panel 4 is my every day.

    Yay Cumberland Farms.

    • johann
      johann
      October 11, 2010, 4:49 am | # | Reply

      in what state? i live near the original in cumberland, ri

      • Max
        Max
        February 14, 2011, 10:45 am | # | Reply

        I live near the original in Barrington, RI. WHOA

  2. Mandy
    Mandy
    April 1, 2010, 6:53 pm | # | Reply

    In hysterics about the first panel and the "Yo, Count Chocula" line. Hilarious!!

  3. subone
    subone
    April 1, 2010, 8:58 pm | # | Reply

    I just started reading your comic and I love it! I shared a few on StumbleUpon and Facebook. I've subscribed to the RSS feed and I'll be sure to share those I like on GReader. Keep up the great work!

  4. RR
    RR
    April 1, 2010, 9:24 pm | # | Reply

    the first panel had me in splits!

  5. Blindy
    Blindy
    April 1, 2010, 10:15 pm | # | Reply

    Why do vampires need a job, they drink people's blood 😮

    • Adam
      Adam
      April 2, 2010, 3:14 am | # | Reply

      The way I see it, a Vampire still needs a lot of things that cost money (home, phone, cable TV, etc…). I wouldn't want to live in a cave without a cel phone or the ability to watch The Office.

      • Someone
        Someone
        April 2, 2010, 3:51 am | # | Reply

        The one upside I can think of is that vampires don't really have to sleep. They just do during the day because they can't think of anything else to do.

        Agreed with the Office part definitely.

        • anonymous
          anonymous
          November 11, 2010, 3:43 pm | # | Reply

          I, personally, would surf the internet during that time.

          Or, alternately, I'd mix SPF 5000 with glitter to turn myself into a Twilight vampire.

          Ya know, when you think about it, Twilight vampires are pretty scary. They can go into direct sunlight without dieing…so they can stalk you during the day.

  6. Freke70
    Freke70
    April 3, 2010, 12:45 pm | # | Reply

    I really love this comic.

    You just gained one fan.

    • Adam
      Adam
      April 3, 2010, 2:39 pm | # | Reply

      Awesome!

  7. Manalle
    Manalle
    April 4, 2010, 8:33 am | # | Reply

    Hah! I love this comic! +1up fan =D<33

  8. Raven
    Raven
    April 8, 2010, 7:17 pm | # | Reply

    I like panel three. It's those damn slutty Anne Rice vampires, setting the bar too high for the rest of them. In bed.

    Does this make anyone else think of that '80s movie, "Blood and Donuts"?

  9. Ren
    Ren
    April 27, 2010, 7:07 am | # | Reply

    Very funny! The first panel really got me, haha.

  10. Jep
    Jep
    May 11, 2010, 4:30 am | # | Reply

    I love these strips. I can relate to almost all of them.

  11. The Shoyru
    The Shoyru
    May 13, 2010, 4:54 am | # | Reply

    I am officially spreading ur webcomic to Second Life. (saves web addy to picks in his profile) im keeping u in my pocket.

  12. India
    India
    May 13, 2010, 5:44 am | # | Reply

    I can't get over how great these are. I'm addicted, and I'm sad that a few more mindless clicking "next" sessions and it's all over for me. Then I'll be just like everyone else who has to check back for when you uploaded a new one.

  13. Brendan
    Brendan
    June 3, 2010, 8:23 pm | # | Reply

    Reminds me of the graphic novel "Life Sucks" about a vampire who works the night shift in a convenient store.

  14. plasterer coventry
    plasterer coventry
    July 28, 2010, 5:52 am | # | Reply

    haha these are funny because they are true. what difference is it at a petrol station wether its before or after 10pm?! i've always wondered lol

  15. Numerion
    Numerion
    January 28, 2011, 10:23 pm | # | Reply

    ok, this one is my favorite…not because it contains vampire (I am not a vampire fag, but I do know much more about them then most of people around here)…but because of the "yo, count chocula" 😀

  16. O Carioca
    O Carioca
    January 29, 2011, 5:46 am | # | Reply

    Dammit! I was trying to stay silent no to wake up my girlfriend, but then I bursted out in laughter in the Count Chocula line. You're a very funny gentleman. And now you've gained a fan from Brazil. Which makes you a better person. Plus I'm gonna backtrack and make more weird comments in other strips I've enjoyed. Lucky you!

  17. Lola
    Lola
    June 21, 2012, 9:56 pm | # | Reply

    The emo/goth in the second panel looks like Neil Gaiman’s Death pf the Endless from his Sandman series….coincidence?

  18. Nathan
    Nathan
    May 26, 2013, 12:35 pm | # | Reply

    Technically a male vampire couldn’t get and erection because an erection is caused by blood being pumped into the penis, which couldn’t happen with a vampire because their heart is no longer beating.

  19. Izzie
    Izzie
    September 15, 2013, 7:05 pm | # | Reply

    Panel four… Just marry me when I turn 18. I’ll be a working mom. But for the negatives, when I’m on paleontological digs, you have to take care of the lizards I’ll be breeding & selling.

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