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The Yield Heil

The Yield Heil

by Adam on September 5, 2013 at 12:00 am
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  1. Rhea
    Rhea
    September 5, 2013, 12:07 am | # | Reply

    Hate to criticize, but you need some punctuation– possibly a dash– after “dunno” in panel 3, and it really should be “All right!” in panel 4.

    Other than that, another twisted gem. What does your brain look like on the inside, Adam?

    My friendly-motorist wave is more like the Queen’s.

    • Odai
      Odai
      September 5, 2013, 12:14 am | # | Reply

      “Alright” isn’t necessarily wrong – http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/alright

    • KJ
      KJ
      September 5, 2013, 12:58 am | # | Reply

      I think his “ALRIGHT” is just alright in that panel.

    • Adam
      Adam
      September 5, 2013, 7:29 am | # | Reply

      Yeah, I forgot a period, but I prefer to use “alright.”

      • Bj
        Bj
        September 5, 2013, 8:41 am | # | Reply

        I wish you wouldn’t, cuz it’s alwrong.

        • Adam
          Adam
          September 5, 2013, 12:14 pm | # | Reply

          Do yourself a favor and never Walt Kelly’s Pogo.

          • Rena
            Rena
            September 5, 2013, 6:24 pm | #

            Alright is perfectly alright. Even my spell check recognizes it.

          • Bj
            Bj
            September 6, 2013, 1:05 am | #

            Uh, never ‘read’ Walt Kelly’s Pogo? Too late. I’ve been a fan since the first strip. Love it, but you’re funnier. Pogo makes me smile. You make me laugh out loud. It just dawned on me why alternative spellings are okay for Pogo, so, naturally, that makes them okay for you. Pay me no mind and carry on.

    • Shaina
      Shaina
      September 10, 2013, 3:09 am | # | Reply

      Hitler may have been a Nazi, but he wasn’t a Grammar Nazi.

  2. tudza
    tudza
    September 5, 2013, 12:45 am | # | Reply

    Beautiful Wisconsin by the sea.

  3. Kai Gon
    Kai Gon
    September 5, 2013, 3:12 am | # | Reply

    Adam, if you and Hitler were buddies, he may probably want you to do the propaganda stuff for his next crusade?

    That’d be a very interesting style of propaganda, I think! 😀

  4. SRSteue
    SRSteue
    September 5, 2013, 5:17 am | # | Reply

    I can picture “accidentally” hitting Hitler in the face with a skee-ball, it might be kinda satisfying in a strange way…

  5. Jeff Clough
    Jeff Clough
    September 5, 2013, 5:51 am | # | Reply

    Hitler’s in Wisconsin because he likes cheese…and he’s a Packers fan.

    • Ian
      Ian
      January 23, 2014, 9:31 am | # | Reply

      Or he moved to Eau Claire. Not as much in the light mood, but we’ve had a Neo-Nazi problem over there.

  6. ADHadh
    ADHadh
    September 5, 2013, 6:04 am | # | Reply

    You’d better beat him at skee-ball. Being buds with Hitler is one thing, but being worse than him? Dude.

  7. Bob in Nashville
    Bob in Nashville
    September 5, 2013, 6:29 am | # | Reply

    In one place I used to live, one of the neighborhood eccentrics was actually overly religious (as well as mentally challenged) and his “blessing” of passing cars looked too much like a Nazi salute. People nick-named him “Hitler” because so few people got it.

  8. Cody
    Cody
    September 5, 2013, 7:44 am | # | Reply

    Aawwww, ever since you started using wordpress to host the images, I can’t see them at work.

    But fantastic comic as always!

    • Adam
      Adam
      September 5, 2013, 12:13 pm | # | Reply

      I’ve always used WordPress.

      • Odai
        Odai
        September 5, 2013, 1:13 pm | # | Reply

        He means that you’re using the Jetpack plugin, and specifically the Photon feature, which serves images through WordPress.com. For example, here’s the URL for the above comic:

        http://i1.wp.com/www.bugmartini.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/2013-09-05-The-Yield-Heil1.png?resize=1005%2C343

        Adam, ask your website admin to disable the Photon module in the Jetpack plugin, he/she will know how. Of course, disabling it will put more strain on your server, so maybe you want to leave it on? Your call.

        I hope you guys don’t mind, I used Cody’s comment in a discussion on Quora of the pros and cons of the Jetpack plugin: https://www.quora.com/WordPress/What-do-you-think-of-Jetpack-for-Wordpress/answer/Odai-Athamneh

  9. Leshka
    Leshka
    September 5, 2013, 7:45 am | # | Reply

    Make sure Hitler pays for the game. Playing is one thing, having to pay is completely wrong…

  10. TheWombatOfDoom
    TheWombatOfDoom
    September 5, 2013, 8:39 am | # | Reply

    Skee ball with grenades!

  11. Random
    Random
    September 5, 2013, 8:53 am | # | Reply

    Adam, as a non-american, even as a non-canadian *gasp*, I must say you’re a valuable source of fun, pop-cultured and probably useless information. I’ve played skee-ball of course, but never heard its name till now.

    Now I can brag in front of my girlfriend about this. Not sure if she’ll be proud of me, but I’ll gain a little smile un a world where little smiles matter 🙂

  12. Deen
    Deen
    September 5, 2013, 8:54 am | # | Reply

    I don’t know why I love Hitler Bug’s stance in panel 2 so very much. If that had been the Nazi salute, think how funny the propaganda pics would have been.

  13. LanceThruster
    LanceThruster
    September 5, 2013, 11:39 am | # | Reply

    Why is Hitler always such comedy ‘geld’?

    Major Neuheim: [toasting at the last days of the war] To the Third Reich!

    Private Schulz: [awkwardly] It was fun while it lasted?

  14. Jordan
    Jordan
    September 5, 2013, 12:02 pm | # | Reply

    I am offensive and I find this German.

    • LanceThruster
      LanceThruster
      September 5, 2013, 12:22 pm | # | Reply

      xD

  15. ASP
    ASP
    September 6, 2013, 5:59 am | # | Reply

    In fairness, the “Nazi solute” was once considered a normal solute until the Nazis gave it a bad reputation, kinda like how the Swastika was actually a religious symbol for eastern religions long before Nazis made it look evil.

    • AlixeTiir
      AlixeTiir
      September 7, 2013, 11:49 am | # | Reply

      The salute used to be roman, actually. The swastika itself is a hindu symbol.

  16. Rose R.
    Rose R.
    September 7, 2013, 9:40 pm | # | Reply

    Go Packers!

  17. fledermaus
    fledermaus
    September 16, 2013, 6:04 am | # | Reply

    Ha! Just a couple of weeks ago I was being roundly mocked by my friends for calling this gesture a mini-hitler-salute.

    Also, stop stealing my thoughts.

  18. Joreal
    Joreal
    September 16, 2013, 12:02 pm | # | Reply

    I always knew those Wisconsin Nazis were up to no good.

    • Ian
      Ian
      January 23, 2014, 9:34 am | # | Reply

      It’s real bad in Eau Claire. I can’t even count how many times the neo-Nazis have been busted.

  19. Charlie
    Charlie
    September 23, 2013, 6:39 pm | # | Reply

    Hitler moments after the strip ends: “Wait… skee-ball… SKI-ball… that sounds too Polish, blech” <- Crisis averted

  20. TheRedwolf
    TheRedwolf
    April 22, 2014, 3:24 pm | # | Reply

    Wait, you live in Wisconsin? Awesome, I’m only a state away from a genius! Admittedly, I’m sure there are plenty here in MN too, but still…

  21. Mark
    Mark
    September 10, 2018, 4:39 am | # | Reply

    If it’s any consolation, if Hitler was alive today he’d be old as balls – i.e, too old to start shit without a willing young henchman.

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