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You Slay It’s Your Birthday

You Slay It’s Your Birthday

by Adam on September 13, 2013 at 12:00 am
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  1. Rena
    Rena
    September 13, 2013, 12:22 am | # | Reply

    I’m not even 30 yet and I already feel old. 🙁

  2. BugFanNo1Million
    BugFanNo1Million
    September 13, 2013, 12:24 am | # | Reply

    I want my next birthday cake to say “Closer to death!” on it

    • Bill Door
      Bill Door
      September 13, 2013, 3:24 am | # | Reply

      Be careful what you wish for…

      • BugFanNo1Million
        BugFanNo1Million
        September 14, 2013, 1:18 am | # | Reply

        Well played 🙂 How is Albert doing these days?

      • Rachtacular
        Rachtacular
        September 14, 2013, 8:32 pm | # | Reply

        Shouldn’t that be in ALL CAPS?

  3. Sara
    Sara
    September 13, 2013, 4:39 am | # | Reply

    Is it your birthday Adam? I WILL MAKE CUPCAKES!

    • Adam
      Adam
      September 13, 2013, 12:08 pm | # | Reply

      No, but I will still accept cupcakes.

      • Sara
        Sara
        September 13, 2013, 2:50 pm | # | Reply

        Do you like chocolate? I make the best Fatty Cupcake! It’s a chocolate dipped oreo cookie on the bottom of the cupcake, then you pour chocolate batter over it, throw a ball of chocolate chip cookie dough in the middle, back that shiz. then frost it with my oreo frosting ^_^

  4. Leif
    Leif
    September 13, 2013, 4:44 am | # | Reply

    I knew it!!
    …I’ll be 30 november 14th :'(

    • Bjoern
      Bjoern
      September 13, 2013, 5:10 am | # | Reply

      Everone knows that all Leif eventually ends in death dear brother…

      • RIK
        RIK
        May 12, 2015, 4:12 am | # | Reply

        Don’t be such a downer! Maybe reincarnation is real. Then you could be bjoern again…

  5. Bob in Nashville
    Bob in Nashville
    September 13, 2013, 6:16 am | # | Reply

    Even if the people pulling the jokes are older than the one whose birthday it is. You wouldn’t believe the geezer jokes I got on my 50th from a co-worker who was 54 at the time.

  6. Dave Dell
    Dave Dell
    September 13, 2013, 8:22 am | # | Reply

    Two of my 30th birthday favorites: Thirty isn’t old if you’re a tree. Happy Anniversary of your 29th Birthday.

    My favorite generic age birthday wish, “You’re not getting better with age, just older.”

  7. C1dancer
    C1dancer
    September 13, 2013, 8:36 am | # | Reply

    From our winery, a t-shirt that reads:
    Vintaged Person
    Aged Over 50 Years

  8. Jeremy T
    Jeremy T
    September 13, 2013, 9:26 am | # | Reply

    Oooo fancy nametags!

  9. PJ Day
    PJ Day
    September 13, 2013, 10:06 am | # | Reply

    yeah. 30 was the last enjoyable decade birthday I had. I got a mug from my neighbors.

  10. LanceThruster
    LanceThruster
    September 13, 2013, 12:27 pm | # | Reply

    Is anyone ever too old for the Birthday Cake Polka?

    –THE BIRTHDAY CAKE POLKA
    From the TV Show “Sheriff John’s Lunch Brigade”
    “Sheriff” John Rovick – 1952

    Put another candle on my birthday cake
    We’re gonna bake a birthday cake
    Put another candle on my birthday cake
    I’m another year old today

    I’m gonna have a party with my birthday cake
    Come on and take some birthday cake
    Put another candle on my birthday cake
    I’m another year old today

    We’ll have some pie and sandwiches
    And chocolate ice cream too
    We’ll sing and play the day away
    And one more thing I’m gonna do

    I’ll blow out the candles on my birthday cake
    And when I do, a wish I’ll make
    Put another candle on my birthday cake
    I’m another year old today

    (Musical Interlude)

    Put another candle on my birthday cake
    We’re gonna bake a birthday cake
    Put another candle on my birthday cake
    I’m another year old today

    I’m gonna have a party with my birthday cake
    Come on and take some birthday cake
    Put another candle on my birthday cake
    I’m another year old today

    We’ll have some pie and sandwiches
    And chocolate ice cream, too
    We’ll sing and play the day away
    And one more thing I’m gonna do

    I’ll blow out the candles on my birthday cake
    And when I do, a wish I’ll make
    Put another candle on my birthday cake
    I’m another year old today
    (Happy birthday to you)
    I’m another year old today.

    • Azh
      Azh
      September 15, 2013, 9:26 pm | # | Reply

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=teH91xjNZ2o#t=291

      • LanceThruster
        LanceThruster
        September 16, 2013, 11:55 am | # | Reply

        Thanks for linking that!

  11. Josiah
    Josiah
    September 13, 2013, 12:43 pm | # | Reply

    Howdy!

    Thank you for the comic. I finished my training and now as I sit waiting in the Cleveland airport this really cheered me up.

    Keep up the good work.

  12. Rhea
    Rhea
    September 13, 2013, 2:21 pm | # | Reply

    I’ve copied Barbara in “The Good Life” (aka “Good Neighbors”) who gave her husband a birthday card that was soppy-sweet and wrote in, “Another nail in your coffin, you old bugger.”

  13. Benn
    Benn
    September 13, 2013, 10:19 pm | # | Reply

    damn I’m turning 30 in a few weeks

  14. AlixeTiir
    AlixeTiir
    September 14, 2013, 12:34 pm | # | Reply

    I’m surprised that this one wasn’t about the “dreaded” 13th of this month.

  15. Blubber
    Blubber
    September 15, 2013, 3:39 am | # | Reply

    Why do people make a big deal about the dacade birthdays?
    Personaly im going to throw a BIG party for my 33,33… birthday. Think about it… Infinite cake!

  16. Raphael
    Raphael
    September 15, 2013, 1:57 pm | # | Reply

    This was posted on my 25th birthday xD I feel this comic was made for me

  17. Molly Brown
    Molly Brown
    September 15, 2013, 3:47 pm | # | Reply

    I found out about this website months ago through tv tropes. It’s hilarious. It always brightens my day. Thanks Adam, for being genuinely funny.

  18. Mary Death
    Mary Death
    September 15, 2013, 4:06 pm | # | Reply

    Hah, it was my 30th birthday on Friday. I think this is quite appropriate!

    • Sara
      Sara
      September 16, 2013, 7:09 pm | # | Reply

      Holy poop! Another of my favorite web comics! ack!

  19. Kai Gon
    Kai Gon
    September 17, 2013, 5:30 am | # | Reply

    I showed this strip to a friend who had his 40th birthday a few days before, and when I handed him his birthday present he asked if there was a collapsible coffin in there…

  20. babyliss sale
    babyliss sale
    January 5, 2014, 3:10 am | # | Reply

    Oval Face Shape: only slightly narrower at the jaw line than at the temples, with a gently rounded hairline.

  21. Izzie
    Izzie
    March 6, 2014, 7:46 pm | # | Reply

    I’m 10, and I feel old!

    • Izzie
      Izzie
      November 2, 2014, 6:01 pm | # | Reply

      Dam, I’ve been reading Bug a long time. (You can tell ‘cuz I still refer to it as plain ‘Bug’)

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