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Spit Take

Spit Take

by Adam on October 24, 2013 at 12:00 am
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  1. AckAckAck
    AckAckAck
    October 24, 2013, 12:08 am | # | Reply

    Ew no. I still agree with spittoon fell out of trend. We’re not chewing chud…. tobacco anymore and that thing is gross.

  2. Rhea
    Rhea
    October 24, 2013, 12:08 am | # | Reply

    What is it with spitting? Do guys produce so much saliva that they can’t swallow it all? Women do not have this problem, as far as I know. (We also don’t have to keep checking with our hands to make sure our breasts are still there, which seems to be a big time-saver.)

    Anyway, I thought we got rid of spittoons when tobacco-chewing went out of fashion. And no, little Buddhas wouldn’t help.

    • wetcorps
      wetcorps
      October 24, 2013, 1:50 am | # | Reply

      PHLEGM MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SWALLOW IT?

      • Adam
        Adam
        October 24, 2013, 7:20 pm | # | Reply

        Okay, you get one warning: No F-bombs.

    • SomeGuy
      SomeGuy
      October 24, 2013, 4:09 am | # | Reply

      Are you trying to argue that women are better at swallowing? I don’t think any man would argue against that.

      • Ser Tum-Tum
        Ser Tum-Tum
        October 24, 2013, 4:17 am | # | Reply

        Genius!

    • Nikki
      Nikki
      October 24, 2013, 5:05 am | # | Reply

      Pffft! Speak for yourself. I always make sure my boobs still exist.

    • wingspin
      wingspin
      October 24, 2013, 7:50 am | # | Reply

      Yeah… well put your ovaries in a little bag and hang them between your knees and we’ll see who keeps checking on them.

      • Rena
        Rena
        October 24, 2013, 8:04 am | # | Reply

        There is just no comfortable position for those damn things.

      • Majdan
        Majdan
        October 24, 2013, 8:38 am | # | Reply

        Advantage, wingspin. Nicely done!!!

    • Scruffy
      Scruffy
      October 25, 2013, 12:19 pm | # | Reply

      I thought I’d heard that they were more or less phase out due to being grossly unsanitary. Like little TB pods.

      • History dude
        History dude
        November 9, 2013, 4:35 pm | # | Reply

        It was after world war one, spanish flu was going around and the government got the idea that stopping public spitting would help out.

        • I have run out of names
          I have run out of names
          September 6, 2016, 2:32 am | # | Reply

          that….actually sounds like a good point….woah

          good one

  3. Robin
    Robin
    October 24, 2013, 3:32 am | # | Reply

    I very often find myself wanting to spit phlegm and being split between going to the toilets or just drinking water but that last option only delays the inevitable…

  4. Richard
    Richard
    October 24, 2013, 4:07 am | # | Reply

    The third panel is genius! Do you ever sell prints, Adam?

    • Adam
      Adam
      October 24, 2013, 7:31 am | # | Reply

      I did for a while, but it wasn’t very cost-effective. I might again someday. Originals are available though.

      • BugFanNo1Million
        BugFanNo1Million
        October 27, 2013, 12:12 am | # | Reply

        How about Bug-themed spittoons?

      • Richard
        Richard
        October 31, 2013, 10:13 am | # | Reply

        I’ll send an email.

  5. Maoman
    Maoman
    October 24, 2013, 6:19 am | # | Reply

    Sometimes I like to use big words I don’t understand in order to make myself seem more photosynthesis.

  6. Dave Dell
    Dave Dell
    October 24, 2013, 6:41 am | # | Reply

    The first panel bug looks like he’s about to walk away while DRINKING from the spittoon. Eww…

  7. Ted Stoner
    Ted Stoner
    October 24, 2013, 10:47 am | # | Reply

    This made me howl because it hit home. When I lived with my grandparents, grandpa used to go around and hork in in the potted plants. Also in the heat register ducts. In university first year our room was called “Horker’s Haven”. The good ole’ days …

  8. euphgeek
    euphgeek
    October 24, 2013, 12:23 pm | # | Reply

    “Low fat” doesn’t mean you have to spit the cookie out. It just means you have to eat at least twice as many.

  9. Bob in Nashville
    Bob in Nashville
    October 24, 2013, 5:05 pm | # | Reply

    Don’t even get me started on sunflower seeds.

  10. Skip
    Skip
    October 24, 2013, 8:35 pm | # | Reply

    For this strip, panel 2 was great. Bug’s stance and aiming had me there… and I cannnn spitt now!

  11. Drunken Oirish Cat
    Drunken Oirish Cat
    October 25, 2013, 12:39 pm | # | Reply

    Considering the general amout of proper aiming by men in the bathroom (from good (bowl) to bad (wall)) a spittoon would be a rather bad idea nowadays.

  12. Daryl
    Daryl
    October 29, 2013, 9:26 am | # | Reply

    You have probably heard this a lot, but your comics are amazing! Although I think the title should be “The Spitting Image”. Your comics make weekday mornings turn out so much more fun!

    • Adam
      Adam
      October 29, 2013, 12:12 pm | # | Reply

      Thanks!

  13. loudwhitenoise
    loudwhitenoise
    January 30, 2014, 6:54 pm | # | Reply

    See, the answer is to keep a box of tissues nearby and then you can just carry the spitty/phlegmy tissue to the trashcan.

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