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Not-So-Direct Current

Not-So-Direct Current

by Adam on November 12, 2013 at 12:00 am
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  1. Richard
    Richard
    November 12, 2013, 3:53 am | # | Reply

    Most things just flat out wouldn’t work.

    • AlixeTiir
      AlixeTiir
      November 12, 2013, 12:24 pm | # | Reply

      Unfortunately, you’re right. Most things need 100% of the required electricity to do anything at all.

      • Rena
        Rena
        November 13, 2013, 10:00 pm | # | Reply

        If they could make do with half, that’d be an easy way to make them twice as efficient!

  2. SomeGuy
    SomeGuy
    November 12, 2013, 4:12 am | # | Reply

    If you only pay half of your rent, then half of the electricity should be enough.

    • LanceThruster
      LanceThruster
      November 12, 2013, 12:22 pm | # | Reply

      When I only pay half the rent, I promise not to walk on the ceiling.

      • AlixeTiir
        AlixeTiir
        November 12, 2013, 12:25 pm | # | Reply

        and here I thought I’d have to split the house down the middle and argue with the landlord over who gets the bigger half.

        • LanceThruster
          LanceThruster
          November 12, 2013, 1:32 pm | # | Reply

          One side cuts the cake, one side chooses the slice.

  3. Terence MacManus
    Terence MacManus
    November 12, 2013, 4:23 am | # | Reply

    The history of shoelaces? Oooh, I can’t wait for the sequel ‘The Annals of the Aglets’!

    • AlixeTiir
      AlixeTiir
      November 12, 2013, 12:25 pm | # | Reply

      Or the Saga of Soles

      • Saskfan
        Saskfan
        November 12, 2013, 6:34 pm | # | Reply

        Oh come now, you don’t seriously expect Adam to reveal his sole on thissite, do you?

  4. Piman_314
    Piman_314
    November 12, 2013, 8:33 am | # | Reply

    You always give PBS a bad rap – I for one think it is fine! Shoelaces are great!

  5. Jeff Clough
    Jeff Clough
    November 12, 2013, 9:00 am | # | Reply

    You mean we’re NOT paying for static electricity? My wife has some ‘splainin’ to do!

    • LanceThruster
      LanceThruster
      November 12, 2013, 12:24 pm | # | Reply

      “One of these days, Alice…Pow! Right to the MOON!” (make sure you harness the energy).

      • qka
        qka
        November 12, 2013, 12:46 pm | # | Reply

        To the moon will require lots (and lots) of energy.

        You can recover that energy during reentry. Witness the fiery reentry of space vehicles.

  6. Jonathan Ray
    Jonathan Ray
    November 12, 2013, 9:05 am | # | Reply

    Did anyone else read “The History of Shoelaces” in a British accent in their head?

  7. Brad
    Brad
    November 12, 2013, 9:52 am | # | Reply

    Then they send you all the defective electrons with the 50% off stickers on them.

    • AlixeTiir
      AlixeTiir
      November 12, 2013, 12:26 pm | # | Reply

      and worse yet, you’re not even certain where the electrons are.

      • SomeGuy
        SomeGuy
        November 12, 2013, 1:02 pm | # | Reply

        You might even have to share them

        • Mahnarch
          Mahnarch
          November 12, 2013, 2:06 pm | # | Reply

          I always end up spilling all my electrons on the floor… 🙁

        • Rat
          Rat
          November 12, 2013, 5:44 pm | # | Reply

          SomeGuy: eventually, they’re all recycled anyway.

          • Some Guy
            Some Guy
            November 12, 2013, 5:49 pm | #

            Eventually, they’re all recycled anyway.

  8. Jack
    Jack
    November 13, 2013, 8:03 am | # | Reply

    All I could think was “I’m Scruffy, the electrician.”

  9. Daniel Barton
    Daniel Barton
    November 14, 2013, 12:32 pm | # | Reply

    Burnt toast is the worst. 🙂

    • Ol' Gui
      Ol' Gui
      November 14, 2013, 9:43 pm | # | Reply

      so, would the toast only be burnt on one side?

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