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Shampoo for Her

Shampoo for Her

by Adam on November 13, 2013 at 12:00 am
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  1. Charlotte
    Charlotte
    November 13, 2013, 4:33 am | # | Reply

    Last time I changed shampoo and conditioner I just showed my hair to a shop assistant in a cosmetics store and asked which of their products would be best for me. (But then I also like having long hair because it only takes 2 minutes to brush and tie into a ponytail each morning so I don’t care enough to worry if I’m getting enough Tanzanite)

  2. Thorbjørn
    Thorbjørn
    November 13, 2013, 4:44 am | # | Reply

    And here I thought the word shampoo meant fake feces.

    • Wollamshram
      Wollamshram
      November 13, 2013, 6:11 am | # | Reply

      Why buy shampoo when the real stuff is still free.

      • AlixeTiir
        AlixeTiir
        November 13, 2013, 10:04 am | # | Reply

        because sham-poo is like sham-wow!

        …a glorified towel. wait that makes no sense

  3. Music-chan
    Music-chan
    November 13, 2013, 8:17 am | # | Reply

    I really like some of the new girly hairstyles in this one.

  4. PJ Day
    PJ Day
    November 13, 2013, 8:28 am | # | Reply

    For me, if it foams, it’s fair game to go in my hair.

    • AckAckAck
      AckAckAck
      November 13, 2013, 5:24 pm | # | Reply

      Even rabies infected animals?

    • qka
      qka
      November 14, 2013, 8:51 am | # | Reply

      Shaving cream? Use that, and you won’t need any more foam for a few days.

  5. Hubcaps
    Hubcaps
    November 13, 2013, 9:43 am | # | Reply

    “Coconut – what were you thinking?” per Sheldon

  6. AlixeTiir
    AlixeTiir
    November 13, 2013, 10:07 am | # | Reply

    I generally pick shampoo based on what it smells like.

    “Oooh lavender scent!”
    “ooooh! Strawberry scent!”
    “ooh! unpronounceable flower scent! Wait, just smells like orange.”

  7. Jimmy
    Jimmy
    November 13, 2013, 10:50 am | # | Reply

    I have three major factors for buying shampoo:

    1. Does it say “Shampoo” on the bottle?
    2. Is it cheap?
    3. Does it not smell completely horrible?

    • BugFanNo1Million
      BugFanNo1Million
      November 13, 2013, 11:27 am | # | Reply

      I’ve found that low-priced shampoo is like low-priced toilet paper. Neither economical nor worth paying for.

  8. VaguelyCreepy
    VaguelyCreepy
    November 13, 2013, 11:53 am | # | Reply

    So what you’re saying is that volumization is a new form of self-defense? Like how hairspray and gel used to be used to form an impregnable exoskeleton of hair, except now we’ve realized it’s more effective to deflect blows back at the attacker?

  9. LanceThruster
    LanceThruster
    November 13, 2013, 12:17 pm | # | Reply

    Help!

    It says “Lather, rinse, repeat” but it doesn’t say “stop!”

  10. Lestes
    Lestes
    November 13, 2013, 2:29 pm | # | Reply

    Note that if your hair actually effervesces you should probably see a doctor.

  11. Bob in Nashville
    Bob in Nashville
    November 13, 2013, 4:50 pm | # | Reply

    As a bald man with a ponytail, I find the dollar a bottle stuff adequate.

    • Dave Dell
      Dave Dell
      November 13, 2013, 7:15 pm | # | Reply

      As a former ponytailed type I always went for the ones that promised relief from split ends. None actually worked. Even my moustache had split ends.

  12. Daniel Barton
    Daniel Barton
    November 14, 2013, 12:30 pm | # | Reply

    Ouch! 🙂

  13. Jack
    Jack
    November 14, 2013, 12:46 pm | # | Reply

    I have to use prescription stength anti-dandriff shampoo because I could use it like a smoke sceen. It smells of medicine of course.

    • Jack
      Jack
      November 14, 2013, 1:00 pm | # | Reply

      \(‘-‘) (‘_’)
      ^\ /^\
      (‘-‘)/;:;:;::;://(-_-)
      ^\ ^
      Dandriff, disgusting but effective.

      • Jack
        Jack
        November 14, 2013, 1:06 pm | # | Reply

        Sorry, it took out some spaces on the 2nd and 4th line.

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    Purchase Epi Soothe Shampoo Emollient Oatmeal
    December 14, 2013, 1:43 am | # | Reply

    Epi Sooth Shampoo is soap-free and derived from natural oat grains to cleanse, sooth and control mild itching due to dry skin and dermatitis in cats and dogs.
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