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Shampoo for Him

Shampoo for Him

by Adam on November 14, 2013 at 12:00 am
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  1. BugFanNo1Million
    BugFanNo1Million
    November 14, 2013, 12:22 am | # | Reply

    I have used bar soap and Pine-Sol.

    • Jonas Eggeater
      Jonas Eggeater
      November 14, 2013, 7:54 am | # | Reply

      I’ve used only bar soap for at least the past six years.

  2. Anonymous
    Anonymous
    November 14, 2013, 12:31 am | # | Reply

    If that grenade shampoo isn’t real, you need to make it RIGHT NOW and SELL IT TO ME for MONEY.

    • Rat
      Rat
      November 14, 2013, 10:23 am | # | Reply

      I agree. And I’m bald.

      • AckAckAck
        AckAckAck
        November 14, 2013, 3:29 pm | # | Reply

        You can always used it on other hairy parts….

        • AgentTasmania
          AgentTasmania
          November 14, 2013, 5:39 pm | # | Reply

          I always lather up my beard, armpits, torso and forearms.
          I am a very hairy man.

          • polomint38
            polomint38
            November 18, 2013, 8:15 am | #

            Do you find certain parts of the back are hard to get to when lathering up.

          • AgentTasmania
            AgentTasmania
            February 8, 2014, 2:40 am | #

            To the point I don’t try.

  3. wwwjam
    wwwjam
    November 14, 2013, 12:47 am | # | Reply

    I have far too glorious of a mane to not pay attention what kind of… oh, shampoo? Oh, yeah I don’t care. Heck, I’ll use bar soap or even no soap at all. I can go with plain water, just like Cave Man Jam used to do.

    Now CONDITIONER, I need curl hydration for this luscious locks. Otherwise it’s impossible and painful to comb through. I need that wonderful slickness to aid in my post-shower grooming.

  4. AgentTasmania
    AgentTasmania
    November 14, 2013, 2:47 am | # | Reply

    I get the same one every time.
    Dandruff treating, combined shampoo-conditioner and certified no animal testing.

  5. Robin
    Robin
    November 14, 2013, 3:28 am | # | Reply

    I can’t understand men who don’t care about their shampoo. Unless you have almost no hair in which case I guess it doesn’t matter.

    I like my hair to be shiny and soft to the touch, and for my hair to be easy to brush. I only have something like 6 to 10 centimetres of hair (wild guess, I’ve never actually mesured them), not a meter-long mane.

  6. adinfinitumspero
    adinfinitumspero
    November 14, 2013, 5:04 am | # | Reply

    I actually just recently cut my hair short for the first time in my life, but up till now I’ve always been a strong proponent of Mane and Tail . It may be made for horses but dammit it says on the label for people too.

    • Gene
      Gene
      November 14, 2013, 9:19 am | # | Reply

      I’ve used Horse-Glo more than a couple times…

    • Trent
      Trent
      February 4, 2014, 9:05 pm | # | Reply

      Second this notion. I found out you could buy it by the gallon, So i just have a gallon of shampoo. That’s about the extent of my grooming supplies. That and a shavette. Some soap, i suppose if you want to get fancy.

  7. Jimmy
    Jimmy
    November 14, 2013, 5:30 am | # | Reply

    The reason I don’t care much about shampoo is I always keep my hair short. I’ll probably lose it when I get older anyway, just hopefully not from the wrong shampoo!

  8. Bob in Nashville
    Bob in Nashville
    November 14, 2013, 6:22 am | # | Reply

    I’ve used bar soap before, too. But only in a pinch. It’s kind of a drag to get enough melted off the bar to do that job. And then I need a new bar of soap sooner. Or if it’s already on the small side, it then breaks to pieces in my armpit.

    • TheWombatOfDoom
      TheWombatOfDoom
      November 14, 2013, 7:31 am | # | Reply

      My question is – why would you normally use shampoo on your armpit? Got some arm beards under there?

      • NeverSerious
        NeverSerious
        November 14, 2013, 8:49 am | # | Reply

        You don’t wash your armpits with soap? Ew.

        • birdjericho
          birdjericho
          November 14, 2013, 11:40 am | # | Reply

          Armpit styling gel? 😀

        • TheWombatOfDoom
          TheWombatOfDoom
          November 15, 2013, 7:38 am | # | Reply

          Soap and shampoo are two different things. Shampoo was made for hair, not for body wash.

          • AlixeTiir
            AlixeTiir
            January 9, 2014, 2:20 pm | #

            I think some of us just like our armpit hairs soft instead of annoyingly itchy.

  9. StoneMaven
    StoneMaven
    November 14, 2013, 7:34 am | # | Reply

    As a lady I must say, Dr Bonner’s peppermint bar works great as shampoo. Just rub that sucker on your head and scrub away. Minty Fresh!

  10. Dave Dell
    Dave Dell
    November 14, 2013, 7:58 am | # | Reply

    My question: What shampoo do the Duck Dynasty guys use?

    My second question is what I want to give for Christmas: Will there be a Bugartini book out in time?

  11. p.j.
    p.j.
    November 14, 2013, 8:50 am | # | Reply

    Yep. I say again… If it foams, it’s going on my head.

    • Rat
      Rat
      November 14, 2013, 1:02 pm | # | Reply

      I’d put beer in my head, rather than on it, and I’m really unsure about what you’d do with a rabid animal.

      • AgentTasmania
        AgentTasmania
        November 14, 2013, 5:41 pm | # | Reply

        Then there’s partially treated sewerage.

      • Kriszick
        Kriszick
        November 15, 2013, 4:08 pm | # | Reply

        I must admit, I love you just a little for this comment.

  12. Chug
    Chug
    November 14, 2013, 9:06 am | # | Reply

    Once accidentally used ferret shampoo on my hair, turned out great! Softest my hair’s ever been

  13. Gene
    Gene
    November 14, 2013, 9:20 am | # | Reply

    Of course one of the big problems is you go to the Great Clips or whatever and grunt & point because you sure as hell can’t remember what it’s called, just that it comes in a faintly purple bottle…

    “Ogg want PURPLE STUFF!! UGGGOOO!”

  14. Jesse
    Jesse
    November 14, 2013, 10:19 am | # | Reply

    I’ve used Listerine for shampoo once when I ran out of it. It made my hair smell like a dentist’s office.

  15. Daniel Barton
    Daniel Barton
    November 14, 2013, 12:30 pm | # | Reply

    definitely not color. 🙂

  16. AlixeTiir
    AlixeTiir
    November 14, 2013, 2:33 pm | # | Reply

    I still stand by “Do I like the smell? ” as a good litmus test.

  17. Jack
    Jack
    November 15, 2013, 8:11 am | # | Reply

    Will the grenade help with my ‘shrapnel’ problem?

  18. Mahnarch
    Mahnarch
    November 15, 2013, 11:43 am | # | Reply

    I’ve been flea & tick free for years! 😀

  19. Mortal Anonymous
    Mortal Anonymous
    November 16, 2013, 4:21 pm | # | Reply

    I’m a girl and I think grenade shampoo bottles is the best thing ever. = O There should be a line of nerdy shampoo bottles with different themes: military, sci-fi, monstery, pirate-y, etc…

    The only contents bit I care about is if it protects hair dye, just on account of keeping one’s hair crazy colors can be bothersome if you have to re-dye more than once a month.

  20. Izzie
    Izzie
    February 7, 2014, 11:16 am | # | Reply

    Panel 4: Cold, as his scalp is black.

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