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Spoke Out of Churn

Spoke Out of Churn

by Adam on December 5, 2013 at 12:00 am
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  1. Mr. Elkins
    Mr. Elkins
    December 5, 2013, 12:47 am | # | Reply

    This is utterly brilliant.

    • Dave Dell
      Dave Dell
      December 5, 2013, 7:53 am | # | Reply

      Didn’t you mean “Udderly Brilliant”?

  2. GEFStryker
    GEFStryker
    December 5, 2013, 12:59 am | # | Reply

    OMGOMGOMG first comment…

    Please never go away Adam, or I’ll really Amish you.

    Whoo, nailed it.

    • Maximelene
      Maximelene
      December 5, 2013, 8:21 am | # | Reply

      I wouldn’t really say that…

  3. Moe
    Moe
    December 5, 2013, 1:38 am | # | Reply

    Snorting with laughter over here for two reasons – one, because the comic is hilarious. Two, because I’m Mennonite and reality is pretty much the exact *opposite* of this. Some of my elderly aunts could make a rapper blush when they get going. XD

    • Thorbjørn
      Thorbjørn
      December 5, 2013, 3:44 am | # | Reply

      I’m confused – are you supposed to be near electrical devices?

      • RAAAH
        RAAAH
        December 5, 2013, 5:25 am | # | Reply

        If he’s Mennonite, sure thing. As long as it doesn’t use lasers to kill people.

    • Jack
      Jack
      December 5, 2013, 4:54 am | # | Reply

      I can attest to that. My mother grew up amish… her and my grandmother together are worse than me and all my friends combined!

      It gets so awkward at times that, if I’m in public with them, I just slip away and pretend I don’t know them.

  4. Mahnarch
    Mahnarch
    December 5, 2013, 2:08 am | # | Reply

    Little Amish bug has been locked up so long since panel one, he’s outgrown and snapped his suspenders in panel three, I see!

    • Michael Corley
      Michael Corley
      December 5, 2013, 6:30 am | # | Reply

      The suspenders were an inspired touch.

  5. Gaspode
    Gaspode
    December 5, 2013, 2:20 am | # | Reply

    Looks like edgecast have broken IPv6 connections again. No bug martini goodness for me for the last week 🙁

    • Rat
      Rat
      December 5, 2013, 5:35 pm | # | Reply

      You know there’s an archive, right? Just don’t die if you have a backlog.

      • Gaspode
        Gaspode
        December 6, 2013, 1:25 am | # | Reply

        Yes I do, but I couldn’t view that either do to aforementioned IPv6 shenanigans. It looks like they have fixed it now, and once again I can enjoy BugMartini in safe one-per-day doses

  6. victorolosaurus
    victorolosaurus
    December 5, 2013, 5:47 am | # | Reply

    wait, do amish people use suspenders?

    • qka
      qka
      December 5, 2013, 10:13 am | # | Reply

      Yes.

      Ask them why they wear suspenders, and they’ll tell you “To hil my pants up.”

  7. Jesse
    Jesse
    December 5, 2013, 7:40 am | # | Reply

    Didn’t you state in an earlier strip that you’d be no good at being amish?

    • Maximelene
      Maximelene
      December 5, 2013, 8:23 am | # | Reply

      Well, if he’s locked in a barn every day, he’s probably not useful.

  8. Dave Dell
    Dave Dell
    December 5, 2013, 7:56 am | # | Reply

    Amish children and country raised children in general have more knowledge of sex than a city kid. At least that was true before the interporntubes.

    • Blacklisted and Boycotted
      Blacklisted and Boycotted
      December 5, 2013, 4:55 pm | # | Reply

      Must not make incest joke…

  9. wingspin
    wingspin
    December 5, 2013, 8:16 am | # | Reply

    Have to admit it took me a minute to get the “butter churning” innuendo. Now, I will snicker about it the rest of the day. Good job Adam!

  10. Richard John Marcej
    Richard John Marcej
    December 5, 2013, 9:49 am | # | Reply

    The Butter Churn, the original Shake Weight.

  11. Anon
    Anon
    December 5, 2013, 12:12 pm | # | Reply

    I can’t believe it’s not butter!

  12. Jesse
    Jesse
    December 5, 2013, 12:20 pm | # | Reply

    Wait, aren’t banshees a female only race?

    • GuesssWho
      GuesssWho
      December 7, 2013, 3:39 am | # | Reply

      Yup! The faerie washerwomen, who wash blood out of dead men’s clothes.

  13. LanceThruster
    LanceThruster
    December 5, 2013, 2:01 pm | # | Reply

    It reminds on the Laurel & Hardy “Bohemian Girl” butter churn scene.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdYmqBsJUfY

    (at about 00:35 in…the ‘money shot’ is at about :36:10)

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