Dang, Adam, if this is you, you must have to fight women off with a stick!
I’m surprised she needs to look in panel three. “Yes, dear, every day it jiggles slightly more than usual. Please, spit in the sink tonight instead of the hamper.”
I now imagine Wife-Bug speaking in the voice of Lana from “Archer”
Oreos and toothpaste…
Well, I guess if they’re mint Oreos, I could get behind that.
mint oreos are delicious.
You can tell you’re not in a relationship, Adam; there’s no lying about farts, just pride.
I’ve never been in a relationship but I always imagined that the societal standard dictated the level of fartpride.
Sure… THAT’S the reason he’s not a con artist.
My solution for pannel 3: buy an electric toothbrush
The old “ten bean swindle” never worked with him
If gas is a litmus as to being a con-artist, I’m out.
Fourth panel reminds me of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqwlrUJdO04
This describes me to a T. I don’t know how my boyfriend tolerates it, he must be blind and deaf. and anosmic.
You must be hot. Or have a pulse.
“Hot” is too subjective to gauge, but last time I checked I had a pulse.
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Dang, Adam, if this is you, you must have to fight women off with a stick!
I’m surprised she needs to look in panel three.
“Yes, dear, every day it jiggles slightly more than usual. Please, spit in the sink tonight instead of the hamper.”
I now imagine Wife-Bug speaking in the voice of Lana from “Archer”
Oreos and toothpaste…
Well, I guess if they’re mint Oreos, I could get behind that.
mint oreos are delicious.
You can tell you’re not in a relationship, Adam; there’s no lying about farts, just pride.
I’ve never been in a relationship but I always imagined that the societal standard dictated the level of fartpride.
Sure… THAT’S the reason he’s not a con artist.
My solution for pannel 3: buy an electric toothbrush
The old “ten bean swindle” never worked with him
If gas is a litmus as to being a con-artist, I’m out.
Fourth panel reminds me of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqwlrUJdO04
This describes me to a T. I don’t know how my boyfriend tolerates it, he must be blind and deaf. and anosmic.
You must be hot. Or have a pulse.
“Hot” is too subjective to gauge, but last time I checked I had a pulse.