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That New Dungeon Smell

That New Dungeon Smell

by Adam on January 8, 2014 at 12:00 am
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  1. Rhea
    Rhea
    January 8, 2014, 12:13 am | # | Reply

    Yet another Bug comic– well, nearly all of them, really– that prompts me to say, “I never thought of that….”

    Guess it takes time to get the proper dungeon mold and dankness and a good established breeding rat population. Though a few new rats from time to time would make for a more varied gene pool and avoid inbreeding. Nothing worse than inbred dungeon rats.

    • Robin
      Robin
      January 8, 2014, 2:24 am | # | Reply

      Hmmm… Inbred giant dungeon rats, maybe?

      • Rat
        Rat
        January 8, 2014, 3:51 am | # | Reply

        Inbred giant dungeon rats with the flu?

        • KJ
          KJ
          January 8, 2014, 5:11 am | # | Reply

          Inbred giant dungeon rats with the flu that breathe fire?

          • Gadzinisko
            Gadzinisko
            January 8, 2014, 6:13 am | #

            Inbred giant dungeon rats with the flu that breathe fire and throw magnets at people?

          • Izzie
            Izzie
            January 8, 2014, 6:32 am | #

            Inbred giant dungeon rats with the flu that breathe fire, throw magnets and people, and have five heads?

          • Majdan
            Majdan
            January 8, 2014, 8:26 am | #

            … and tentacles. Don’t leave out the tentacles!

      • Adam
        Adam
        January 8, 2014, 7:42 am | # | Reply

        Great name for a band.

    • Frances
      Frances
      January 8, 2014, 12:55 pm | # | Reply

      How else will you get decent R-O-U-S’s?

      • Adam
        Adam
        January 8, 2014, 5:43 pm | # | Reply

        I don’t think they exist.

        • Swagner
          Swagner
          January 8, 2014, 8:08 pm | # | Reply

          RAUGHRGNRGAH

    • Justtoreply
      Justtoreply
      July 30, 2015, 9:22 pm | # | Reply

      Inbred giant dungeon rats with the flue that breathe fire, throw magnets at people, have five heads and tentacles, and knit ugly sweaters every Christmas.

  2. aylatrigger
    aylatrigger
    January 8, 2014, 12:20 am | # | Reply

    New Dungeons are just called jails. And you see those all the time… Usually they wouldn’t paint them, though.

  3. Lilith
    Lilith
    January 8, 2014, 12:55 am | # | Reply

    You… don’t hang out with kinksters much, huh? We’re always building new dungeons and inviting like-minded friends over for dungeon-warming parties. (Yes, really.)

    • Deen
      Deen
      January 8, 2014, 9:51 am | # | Reply

      Dungeon-warming? A warm dungeon kinda goes against the normal dark, dank atmosphere. But that might be a good thing, depending on what your dungeon activities are!

      • Adam
        Adam
        January 8, 2014, 12:15 pm | # | Reply

        Man, “Dungeon-warming parties” could be another strip. Love this idea.

    • Adam
      Adam
      January 8, 2014, 12:14 pm | # | Reply

      “Dungeon-warming parties” makes me think of Skeletor moving into a new lair and folks like Beastman and Triclops come over with nicely wrapped gifts.

  4. KJ
    KJ
    January 8, 2014, 1:06 am | # | Reply

    Ahh, I thought “Man Caves” were the new age dungeons!

  5. Ultimate Yes America 6-5000: The Movie
    Ultimate Yes America 6-5000: The Movie
    January 8, 2014, 1:36 am | # | Reply

    I have a dungeon. And by dungeon, I mean laundry room with nipple clamps.

    • Thorbjørn
      Thorbjørn
      January 8, 2014, 3:42 am | # | Reply

      Purple nurple by spin cycle?
      Ouch-ee…

      /But is it new?

    • Izzie
      Izzie
      January 26, 2014, 2:29 pm | # | Reply

      You are the best Bug fan ever.

  6. Michael Corley
    Michael Corley
    January 8, 2014, 6:15 am | # | Reply

    New dungeons are called “office space”.

  7. Tom T.
    Tom T.
    January 8, 2014, 6:41 am | # | Reply

    All the new dungeons are SEX dungeons.

  8. Saskfan
    Saskfan
    January 8, 2014, 6:52 am | # | Reply

    My dungeon is my office, with 7-ft ceiling. And I’m 6’5″ tall…

  9. Terence MacManus
    Terence MacManus
    January 8, 2014, 7:51 am | # | Reply

    But if there *were* opening ceremonies for dungeons, you can bet lady Gaga would be in on that in no time flat.

    well, until the new rats ate her dress, anyway.

  10. Laura M
    Laura M
    January 8, 2014, 8:05 am | # | Reply

    Is it wrong that I think those falling rats are really cute?

  11. dave dell
    dave dell
    January 8, 2014, 10:29 am | # | Reply

    A good dungeon decorating party starts with urine and fecal soaked straw. A friend of mine has a couple of llamas that create this much needed product and I’m sure he’d sell some at a very reasonable price.

  12. Seeen
    Seeen
    January 8, 2014, 3:37 pm | # | Reply

    If you haven’t guessed by now, I’m leaving a pun on every strip since Skin Cycle. You will be trapped in a dungeon of wordplay. Through wind, sleet, and jail I will make puns. This is how it’s going to be. A pun in every sentence, some more subtle than others, with only a few sentences safe from having a pun locked into them. Are you ready?

  13. newkix
    newkix
    April 7, 2014, 7:21 pm | # | Reply

    i like the way u drew the rats. they are cute

  14. Mark
    Mark
    October 7, 2020, 7:27 pm | # | Reply

    I’m no expert, but I don’t think they paint dungeons…

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