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James Bland

James Bland

by Adam on January 10, 2014 at 12:00 am
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Discussion (25) ¬

  1. Rhea
    Rhea
    January 10, 2014, 12:08 am | # | Reply

    Think of it as ninja-like.

  2. Ncf
    Ncf
    January 10, 2014, 2:53 am | # | Reply

    Awesome!! Just caught up with all of your chapters, must say I haven´t laughed like this in a long time, Thank you!!

  3. sgt.minor
    sgt.minor
    January 10, 2014, 3:38 am | # | Reply

    And there I thought the title referred to this extremely blunt “singer”.

  4. Richard
    Richard
    January 10, 2014, 3:52 am | # | Reply

    So…anyone watch the game last night?

  5. dave dell
    dave dell
    January 10, 2014, 7:05 am | # | Reply

    I see a series of spy novels based on “The Boring Identity”.

    • Adam
      Adam
      January 10, 2014, 7:38 am | # | Reply

      Dammit! I KNEW there was a better title!

      • Rat
        Rat
        January 11, 2014, 5:41 am | # | Reply

        Why you upset? You already knew that in panel 4 😉

        Also, “Dr. Dunno”. Cruise’s dude has nothing on Bond. Nothing!

    • Majdan
      Majdan
      January 10, 2014, 7:49 am | # | Reply

      While The Boring Ultimatum might provoke a smile or two, I can’t wait for the twists and turns of The Boring Supremacy. It fairly reeks of unexpected nuance. 🙂

  6. Carlynn
    Carlynn
    January 10, 2014, 9:11 am | # | Reply

    Adam! – You should totally work on a Boring Identity series. PLEASE? I share your work with my co-workers and I must say, your bring so much laughter into my dull 9 to 5 cubicle-prison like life.

    My request is small, can you consider it?

    Sincerely,
    In need of Laughter

    • Adam
      Adam
      January 10, 2014, 12:18 pm | # | Reply

      Thanks for sharing the strip! Lemme think if I have enough material to do a Bourne series.

  7. TaishiEa
    TaishiEa
    January 10, 2014, 9:16 am | # | Reply

    now a days most spies are like that. they get off the plane like any other tourist out there. just don’t tell anyone I told you that

  8. Grady Richardson
    Grady Richardson
    January 10, 2014, 10:40 am | # | Reply

    He was – the least interesting man in the world!

  9. John
    John
    January 10, 2014, 10:45 am | # | Reply

    Well, according to this I would also make an excellent spy … 🙁

  10. LanceThruster
    LanceThruster
    January 10, 2014, 11:09 am | # | Reply

    Hiding ‘in plain sight’ *is* one of the most effective means of camouflage.

    • N0083rP00F
      N0083rP00F
      January 10, 2014, 2:10 pm | # | Reply

      But “Hide in plain sight” is a minimum DC30 to be effective and requires the requisite feat and the appropriate local lighting conditions.

  11. Ol' Gui
    Ol' Gui
    January 10, 2014, 11:15 am | # | Reply

    It takes great effort to become a ” grey man “. Bug comes by this talent naturally, imagine my jealousy.

  12. AMooseInAHummer
    AMooseInAHummer
    January 10, 2014, 3:15 pm | # | Reply

    reminds me of Ted from Scrubs, especially the episode where they do the Janitorial.

  13. Jesse
    Jesse
    January 10, 2014, 7:26 pm | # | Reply

    I love how bug doesn’t seem to care too much that someone is crapping on his lap!

  14. Seeen
    Seeen
    January 11, 2014, 5:45 pm | # | Reply

    I think the main thing you’d have a problem with is not telling anyone. Besides, agents also have to zipline. You shouldn’t have much trouble blanding in, though.

  15. Jimmy
    Jimmy
    January 13, 2014, 6:04 am | # | Reply

    Uh oh, where’s the Monday comic? 🙁

    • Rat
      Rat
      January 13, 2014, 6:55 am | # | Reply

      Being ignored, I think. Paid no mind. Close to invisibility. Never seen a self-fulfulling prophecy this effective.

      • Jimmy
        Jimmy
        January 13, 2014, 8:57 am | # | Reply

        Wish I could like your comment haha.

        • Rat
          Rat
          January 13, 2014, 12:17 pm | # | Reply

          You’re saying you didn’t? 😛

  16. Shannon Love
    Shannon Love
    April 25, 2014, 10:40 pm | # | Reply

    Actually, real intellegence agents are usually selected to be statistical dead center of their target population. During WWII the SOC routinely rejected people for being to tall, to short, to handsome/pretty or to ugly. It was joked latter that Ian Flemming was to good looking to be a field agent and that’s why he spent the war in command. James Bond might have resulted from Flemming’s frustration about the matter, inventing scenarios in which a dashing individual about as unobtrusive as a heavy metal concert laser light show could be a succesful spy.

  17. Quinn
    Quinn
    August 8, 2016, 8:36 pm | # | Reply

    I understand that Ian Flemming decided to call Bond “Bond”, because he considered “James Bond” the most boring name ever.

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