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Tanned Helsing

Tanned Helsing

by Adam on January 20, 2014 at 12:00 am
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Discussion (16) ¬

  1. Cyndaquazy
    Cyndaquazy
    January 20, 2014, 12:37 am | # | Reply

    Unfortunately, the day shift mainly deals with filling out the masses of paperwork that goes along with vampire-slaying (long story short: BORING).

    • Cyndaquazy
      Cyndaquazy
      January 20, 2014, 12:43 am | # | Reply

      Additionally, that first panel with the card puncher reminds me of the old Looney Tunes shorts with Ralph the Coyote and Sam the Sheepdog where the punch clock was always outside on a tree by the sheep pastures.

      • Rat
        Rat
        January 20, 2014, 1:59 pm | # | Reply

        Isn’t it ‘sweep well’ rather than ‘sweep good’, or am I missing something again?

  2. TB Tabby
    TB Tabby
    January 20, 2014, 1:10 am | # | Reply

    I would think a day shift vampire would be sneaking into vampires’ lairs to kill them in their sleep. The video game Boktai even has players dragging their coffins into daylight to do it.

  3. Michael Corley
    Michael Corley
    January 20, 2014, 7:38 am | # | Reply

    All the same. I’ll take the day shift.

  4. Jim
    Jim
    January 20, 2014, 10:02 am | # | Reply

    According to the earliest vampire lore, sunlight doesn’t kill them, just makes them weaker. So technically, day-shift hunters can still look badass while fighting, they just have an advantage.

  5. Pinkie D. Pyrite
    Pinkie D. Pyrite
    January 20, 2014, 10:17 am | # | Reply

    That’s when you pose over the ashes and wait for villagers to pass by. It’ll look like you did it.

  6. Jeff Clough
    Jeff Clough
    January 20, 2014, 12:20 pm | # | Reply

    Tanned Helsing! Epic!

  7. BugFanNo1Million
    BugFanNo1Million
    January 20, 2014, 12:21 pm | # | Reply

    The stakes are certainly higher at night

    • AlixeTiir
      AlixeTiir
      January 20, 2014, 3:06 pm | # | Reply

      Okay, I’ll bite. Where are the bloody puns at?

    • Robin
      Robin
      January 21, 2014, 4:08 am | # | Reply

      Nice one 😀

  8. tymime
    tymime
    January 20, 2014, 3:30 pm | # | Reply

    Good grief, somebody besides me actually remembers Van Helsing?

  9. Lestes
    Lestes
    January 20, 2014, 6:04 pm | # | Reply

    less-than-three panel 2. That poor sweet vampire!

  10. Dave Dell
    Dave Dell
    January 20, 2014, 7:37 pm | # | Reply

    If an artichoke was a vampire could you kill it by driving a steak through its heart?

  11. Seeen
    Seeen
    January 20, 2014, 10:09 pm | # | Reply

    Look, I know my puns suck, but I’m just not going to stop.

  12. TheWombatOfDoom
    TheWombatOfDoom
    January 21, 2014, 7:11 am | # | Reply

    But hunting vampires takes a bite out of crime!

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