I…huh. I am torn between horrified amusement at butt chops and an overwhelming desire to go find BBQ scented old spice (I’m sure they don’t make it, but they need to!). I never know what you are going to come up with next, I love it.
Wow…the places your mind goes sometimes, Adam.
Aaaaand I have to say, I can think of a few things I’d take armpits over ANY day! Butt-Chops being one of them…I know, I know, it’s where we get delicious Ham from, but still…
That’s a funny piece of fiction, but reality isn’t far behind.
Back around 1970 my best friend worked as a chemist for the African division of Chesebrough-Ponds.
In some parts of Africa they sold Brylcreem in fruit flavors. The reason for this being that they were using it as a laxative! Seems like a little dab really WILL do ya!!
I…huh. I am torn between horrified amusement at butt chops and an overwhelming desire to go find BBQ scented old spice (I’m sure they don’t make it, but they need to!). I never know what you are going to come up with next, I love it.
Wow…the places your mind goes sometimes, Adam.
Aaaaand I have to say, I can think of a few things I’d take armpits over ANY day! Butt-Chops being one of them…I know, I know, it’s where we get delicious Ham from, but still…
Well. I guess I’ll never be able to eat ham again without a little voice in the back of my head whispering, “Butt choooooops…”
BBQ-scented Old Spice… oh my… this needs to happen…
Also, Cannibal Run… I just got that joke.
lol, i first understood “first come, first served” as if you come first, they cook you and serve you to the other ones first. i was quite confused…
Late cannibal bug must be eating his heart out.
You’ve gotta be kidney me.
That’s a funny piece of fiction, but reality isn’t far behind.
Back around 1970 my best friend worked as a chemist for the African division of Chesebrough-Ponds.
In some parts of Africa they sold Brylcreem in fruit flavors. The reason for this being that they were using it as a laxative! Seems like a little dab really WILL do ya!!
I had to look it up. Couldn’t find bbq scented deodorant but I did find bbq scented cologne:
http://www.porkbarrelbbq.com/que/
I’ve heard proposals that women should use bacon scented perfume. It would work on me.
And guys should use chocolate-scented aftershave.
They need to make fajita cologne!
Things NEVER to tell a cannibal:
1) Bite me!
2) Wanna chew the fat awhile?
3) Oh yeah, she’s a little tart alright!
4) That really soured me on (whatever).
5) the gesture known as “giving him the finger”
6) What’s eating you tonight?
You end up with the clown parts. They taste funny.
My rule of thumb is never to eat anyone that doesn’t want to be eaten.
Could this toon be any Dahmer?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWAF9PgDg2c
Butt Chops? I prefer RUMP ROAST!
Hooray! The return of nertz!
Without a doubt, the crowning jewel of funny in today’s strip is the armpits.
I guess you could say getting there late…
…is the pits! Ha! I said it! Ha! Ha ha ha! HaaaaIII’ll show myself out now.
To be fair, than man-trap doesn’t look all that difficult to wiggle out of …