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Chronicles of Narcissism

Chronicles of Narcissism

by Adam on January 31, 2014 at 12:00 am
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  1. Ultimate Yes America 6-5000: The Movie
    Ultimate Yes America 6-5000: The Movie
    January 31, 2014, 12:06 am | # | Reply

    The less said about The Chronicles Of Riddick, the better.

    • BugFanNo1Million
      BugFanNo1Million
      January 31, 2014, 1:02 am | # | Reply

      Do you mean The God Chronicles of Riddick?

    • Mason
      Mason
      January 31, 2014, 3:51 am | # | Reply

      Unless you’re talking about Escape from Butcher Bay, the Starbreeze developed video game. Seriously, truly a fantastic game.

  2. AlixeTiir
    AlixeTiir
    January 31, 2014, 12:46 am | # | Reply

    I see a rorschach of a cheese sandwich in that miracle.

  3. Puffy
    Puffy
    January 31, 2014, 1:08 am | # | Reply

    Absolutely love the Faun Bug 🙂

    • Gina C.
      Gina C.
      January 31, 2014, 8:37 am | # | Reply

      Mr. Tumbug!

      • V1c
        V1c
        February 1, 2014, 1:08 am | # | Reply

        Like

  4. kupus
    kupus
    January 31, 2014, 1:09 am | # | Reply

    God Cop (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yy_sMrsOVJU)

    I’d still watch that show.

    • That guy
      That guy
      January 31, 2014, 8:47 am | # | Reply

      How about God Cop, Bad Cop?

      • YourWeirdUncle
        YourWeirdUncle
        January 31, 2014, 2:39 pm | # | Reply

        God Cop Rock?

        • Seolyk
          Seolyk
          February 2, 2014, 2:20 pm | # | Reply

          Jesus Vice?

  5. Jeff Clough
    Jeff Clough
    January 31, 2014, 1:34 am | # | Reply

    Dutch?

  6. qka
    qka
    January 31, 2014, 7:06 am | # | Reply

    However, “Chronicle” seems to have some popularity in the names of newspapers.

    • VaguelyCreepy
      VaguelyCreepy
      January 31, 2014, 7:37 pm | # | Reply

      Which, as you may have heard, are suffering a decline in readership. I think Adam is on to something.

  7. Fieger
    Fieger
    January 31, 2014, 7:37 am | # | Reply

    lol – I immediately thought of “Angel Summoner and BMX Bandit!” from the Mitchell and Webb show.

    “or… we could just use the angels again. I can summon them no problem!”

    Alixe — and yet the face on that sammich looks nothing like the guy making it o_O

  8. Snerk!
    Snerk!
    January 31, 2014, 8:51 am | # | Reply

    And yet, there are two books in the Bible called Chronicles…

    • Zimriel
      Zimriel
      May 22, 2017, 9:58 pm | # | Reply

      … and they are awful.

      1-2 Kings, yo. Only way to tell the epic of an Iron Age kingdom stuck between empires.

  9. Jesse
    Jesse
    January 31, 2014, 9:26 am | # | Reply

    I’d watch that buddy cop show. Though watching it would probably be blasphemy and send me to hell….

  10. Electromikey
    Electromikey
    January 31, 2014, 9:50 am | # | Reply

    Well, to be fair, the Bible does have the books of 1st and 2nd Chronicles in it, and it kinda predates everything else listed.

  11. TooBah
    TooBah
    January 31, 2014, 11:11 am | # | Reply

    Exception: Zelazny’s “Chronicles of Amber”
    But, I mean, come on, he was Roger frickin’ Zelazny!

    • Ol' Gui
      Ol' Gui
      January 31, 2014, 12:02 pm | # | Reply

      How’s ’bout the good old Martian Chronicles?

      • VaguelyCreepy
        VaguelyCreepy
        January 31, 2014, 7:41 pm | # | Reply

        Oh, indeed, Mr. Bradbury’s works are a literary treasure. If I ever get asked to tell a story around a campfire, it’s going to be “The Small Assassin.”

  12. ThatGenericGuy
    ThatGenericGuy
    January 31, 2014, 12:37 pm | # | Reply

    Somebody better tell that to Ken Penders.

  13. Rhea
    Rhea
    January 31, 2014, 2:36 pm | # | Reply

    Love the faunbug, and all the other wonderful expressions you do with such simple lines– the two kids, and God’s hopeful look in panel 3….

  14. Izzie
    Izzie
    January 31, 2014, 4:12 pm | # | Reply

    That faunbug is great. ‘Speically ‘cuz I recentley finished the Narnia series. Hey, did’ja know most of the Aslan stuff is a metaphor for god? Aslan = Jesus, Aslan’s father = God, Aslan’s Country = Heaven

    • raison d'etre
      raison d'etre
      February 2, 2014, 10:10 am | # | Reply

      Izzie – the whole series is a Christian allegory. Each book addresses specific elements of Christian theology.

      • dralou
        dralou
        February 2, 2014, 12:38 pm | # | Reply

        Aaaah, that may be the reason The sixth first books made me uncomfortable at times. I downright hate the last one, I guess because it’s too heavy handed even for me.

  15. Dave Dell
    Dave Dell
    February 2, 2014, 3:24 pm | # | Reply

    God Man Bug. Worst sidekick ever. Never helps when it’d be appropriate. Gets credit for other people’s efforts after he hasn’t stopped the tornado, flood, bridge collaps or evildoers in the first place.

    See the efforts of GodMan in the comic Tom the Dancing Bug.

    http://www.joeydevilla.com/2008/02/02/worstsuper-heropartnerever/

  16. Kyla
    Kyla
    February 2, 2014, 4:16 pm | # | Reply

    Love the second panel so, so much. “Ohhh . . .”

  17. Malebranche
    Malebranche
    February 7, 2014, 3:28 pm | # | Reply

    What of “Chronicle” singular?

  18. Kevin
    Kevin
    April 19, 2014, 2:07 am | # | Reply

    Is the Dutch character a reference to the movie starring Ed O’Neill? I’m just going to pretend it is. Your comics are great, keep up the awesome work!

    • Adam
      Adam
      April 19, 2014, 7:58 pm | # | Reply

      Nah. Just sounded like a cheesy cop name. Glad you’re digging the strips!

  19. Thisfox
    Thisfox
    September 2, 2016, 4:04 am | # | Reply

    Why is God sitting there ready to sign? Wasn’t the Bible written by his fan club, years after the death of Jesus? Well, I guess the old testament wasn’t. But it was still written by humans.

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