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A Buttload of Nutrition

A Buttload of Nutrition

by Adam on March 11, 2014 at 12:00 am
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  1. Ultimate Yes America 6-5000: The Movie
    Ultimate Yes America 6-5000: The Movie
    March 11, 2014, 12:19 am | # | Reply

    I… I honestly did NOT know you could get drunk anally. That would make the process much easier, however, considering the fact that I hate the taste of alcohol.

    • Rek
      Rek
      March 11, 2014, 1:46 am | # | Reply

      Unfortunately it can also kill you pretty quick

    • SeanC
      SeanC
      March 11, 2014, 6:00 am | # | Reply

      Yeah, but when he says “super drunk”, he means “you can die from it”, because the membranes in the colon absorb alcohol much faster than the stomach does, and when you’re drinking, you have to maintain a certain level of coordination to be able to continue to drink. It’s actually happened before.

    • BrushfireWyndragon
      BrushfireWyndragon
      April 13, 2019, 9:06 pm | # | Reply

      I’ve like 5 years late, but…smoke enemas used to be a thing, too.

  2. SRSteue
    SRSteue
    March 11, 2014, 2:00 am | # | Reply

    I laughed so hard when I read this, that I farted. Then I read the title and laughed a little harder. Of course I made the mistake of saying “holy crap,” through the laughter, to which my fiancée replied “please don’t!”

    • Adam
      Adam
      March 11, 2014, 7:41 am | # | Reply

      Ha-ha!

    • Rena
      Rena
      March 12, 2014, 12:49 am | # | Reply

      Donuts are indeed holey crap.

      • Rena
        Rena
        March 12, 2014, 12:49 am | # | Reply

        [edit-except-not-because-there’s-no-edit-button] at least, they are if they’re coming out of your butt.

  3. Thorbjørn
    Thorbjørn
    March 11, 2014, 3:23 am | # | Reply

    Wait…What?!
    Is Bug stuffing donuts up his donut?

    ‘Yo dawg…’

  4. Alessandro
    Alessandro
    March 11, 2014, 5:15 am | # | Reply

    I do believe that the embarrassing gym machine is spelled adductor, but seeing as its so embarrassing to use and not many people do, it’s a common mistake.

    • Rat
      Rat
      March 11, 2014, 6:09 am | # | Reply

      Interesting! Did some reading and apparently, there’s both abductor and adductor muscles, which oppose each other. And as abductors move your legs to the side, which means you are forcing your legs wide (and you’ll be grunting at it), I’d say an abductor machine could be as much if not more embarrassing than an adductor trainer. I find it is not embarrassing to see cute girls use either, but as always, YMMV.

    • Adam
      Adam
      March 11, 2014, 7:42 am | # | Reply

      I’ve seen it spelled both ways.

    • Michael Corley
      Michael Corley
      March 11, 2014, 10:54 am | # | Reply

      It spells both ways (double meaning, zing!)

  5. Zed
    Zed
    March 11, 2014, 7:54 am | # | Reply

    Now I’m glad I don’t go to gyms!

  6. Jeff Clough
    Jeff Clough
    March 11, 2014, 10:25 am | # | Reply

    There is just so much WIN in this comic today, I don’t know where to start with my comments…so I’ma just let it end right here.
    Dude…

  7. AlixeTiir
    AlixeTiir
    March 11, 2014, 2:15 pm | # | Reply

    I… um… what

  8. BugFanNo1Million
    BugFanNo1Million
    March 11, 2014, 3:52 pm | # | Reply

    Your drawing style is so fantastically expressive, and your strips are so damn funny!

    • Adam
      Adam
      March 11, 2014, 6:02 pm | # | Reply

      Thanks, man!

  9. GuesssWho
    GuesssWho
    October 5, 2014, 8:55 am | # | Reply

    Probably not a good idea to take alcohol non-orally.

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