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Have the Omnipresence of Mind

Have the Omnipresence of Mind

by Adam on April 8, 2014 at 12:00 am
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  1. AckAckAck
    AckAckAck
    April 8, 2014, 12:38 am | # | Reply

    I heard working out helped bowel movement. I think singing will help too.

  2. HA
    HA
    April 8, 2014, 12:51 am | # | Reply

    the answer, according to some obscure bible passage… is yes, he does have to pay attention.

  3. Thorbjørn
    Thorbjørn
    April 8, 2014, 2:05 am | # | Reply

    If surveillance = god, then echelon = god.

    All hail echelon!

    • qka
      qka
      April 8, 2014, 9:33 am | # | Reply

      The NSA only wishes they were so godlike.

      • Barlakopofai
        Barlakopofai
        April 8, 2014, 10:30 am | # | Reply

        And next thing you know, Sam Fisher’s in your house .3.

  4. Dave Dell
    Dave Dell
    April 8, 2014, 5:32 am | # | Reply

    Got a disturbing the peace ticket once for pointing out to a pro-life protestor that “Jesus watches you touch yourself.” Long story but it’s why I donate to the ACLU.

    • ASP
      ASP
      April 8, 2014, 6:20 am | # | Reply

      That wasn’t an incredibly long story, but it was a funny one.

    • Mahnarch
      Mahnarch
      April 8, 2014, 11:20 pm | # | Reply

      Is that what Jesus does from behind the couch?

  5. Random
    Random
    April 8, 2014, 7:48 am | # | Reply

    You know that God is a true one when he listens Pearl Jam 🙂

  6. Houston
    Houston
    April 8, 2014, 12:15 pm | # | Reply

    I’m pretty sure B flat isn’t the “Brown Note”, but I think it’s close.

    I’m trying alternate tunings now. I’ll find it some day.

  7. TaishiEa
    TaishiEa
    April 8, 2014, 5:54 pm | # | Reply

    I think all he needs to do is to be there in spirit.

  8. bd
    bd
    April 9, 2014, 6:13 pm | # | Reply

    I think frame one, sans text, should be a t-shirt. Very, very cryptic.

  9. VaguelyCreepy
    VaguelyCreepy
    April 16, 2014, 12:44 am | # | Reply

    I am now more convinced than ever that it has *got* to suck to be God.

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