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Marriage Proposals

Marriage Proposals

by Adam on May 14, 2010 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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  1. PJ Grogan
    PJ Grogan
    May 13, 2010, 7:14 pm | # | Reply

    Nothing says "I Love You" like a band of baboons.

    • JAKE
      JAKE
      July 6, 2010, 2:54 am | # | Reply

      And having bullets whiz over your head…..bullets of love

      • Kevin
        Kevin
        November 9, 2010, 9:55 pm | # | Reply

        Sapphire bullets of love

        • geek65535
          geek65535
          January 25, 2011, 2:12 pm | # | Reply

          For all the people who *didn't* get that: Google TMBG

      • Yes
        Yes
        March 18, 2019, 2:50 am | # | Reply

        Baboons with uzis

  2. ghosty
    ghosty
    May 13, 2010, 7:17 pm | # | Reply

    You're awesome, man. Seriously, I just found this website a few days ago, and it… you're… everything about it is magical.

  3. Blindy
    Blindy
    May 13, 2010, 8:12 pm | # | Reply

    The uzi one is priceless!

    • Amy
      Amy
      August 11, 2010, 5:27 am | # | Reply

      Actually, that'd be pretty badass, and if it wasn't over my head (ex. I was beside him or behind him) it'd be totally, completely awesome 🙂

  4. KateMonster
    KateMonster
    May 13, 2010, 8:32 pm | # | Reply

    If a guy ever proposed to me while I was in the bathroom, I would probably break up with him because only a complete moron would think that was a good idea.

  5. The Dukenator
    The Dukenator
    May 13, 2010, 10:20 pm | # | Reply

    If a guy proposed to you while on the crapper, you take revenge by telling him you're pregnant next time he's on the crapper.

    • Crystal L.
      Crystal L.
      November 19, 2011, 1:32 am | # | Reply

      *like!*

    • Ed Casey
      Ed Casey
      February 9, 2012, 8:36 am | # | Reply

      Probably scare the crap out of him…

  6. fedora
    fedora
    May 13, 2010, 10:44 pm | # | Reply

    If a guy ever proposed to me while I was in the bathroom, I would probably jump in his arms. counter-attack

  7. Cindy
    Cindy
    May 13, 2010, 11:25 pm | # | Reply

    I prefer this way: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_HMLvLB7b0

  8. Waldir
    Waldir
    May 13, 2010, 11:37 pm | # | Reply

    Dude, I love your comics! Do another round of those, I just proposed my fiancée and now I'm showing her it could have been worse! :-p

  9. DanielaRhu
    DanielaRhu
    May 14, 2010, 12:01 am | # | Reply

    :)) "Will you marry me?"

    "Oh, shit!"

  10. Dave Aronson
    Dave Aronson
    May 14, 2010, 1:40 am | # | Reply

    I made a web page with a survey asking if she should marry me, with a box for comments. Told all our friends and relatives about it, and NOT to tell HER. Went on vacation with her, and took a printout of survey results (100% positive BTW), with a printing header page. Gave it to her, and got out the ring while she took off the header page. It worked. See http://davearonson.net/esther/survey.html and http://davearonson.net/esther/survres.html.

  11. Andrechi
    Andrechi
    May 14, 2010, 2:00 am | # | Reply

    Honey… We've been together… for what is it now? 10 years. And I think is time for the next big step…

    *RAT-TAT–TAT–TAT–TAT–TAT–TAT–TAT–TAT–TAT–TAT-*

    ?

  12. dhusk
    dhusk
    May 14, 2010, 2:53 am | # | Reply

    And you can hold the toilet paper hostage until she says yes!

  13. KB
    KB
    May 14, 2010, 4:59 am | # | Reply

    HILARIOUS! I love your comic, read it everyday 😉 keep em coming!

  14. Freya
    Freya
    May 15, 2010, 5:17 am | # | Reply

    😀 insane! Nothing spells romance like crap…

  15. Shadoglare
    Shadoglare
    May 16, 2010, 11:21 am | # | Reply

    Very timely advice – I plan to propose soon, and now I know what *not* to do 😛

  16. Davide
    Davide
    May 16, 2010, 1:39 pm | # | Reply

    The last one was actually how Dr.Slump proposed to Miss. Midori, if I remember well

  17. PaulM
    PaulM
    May 30, 2010, 10:36 am | # | Reply

    Don't think of it as a crapper, think of it as the Porcelain Throne.

  18. loveinfernal72
    loveinfernal72
    November 10, 2010, 10:59 pm | # | Reply

    the uzis would be pretty cool…..the crapper not so much lol

  19. Oksana
    Oksana
    March 1, 2011, 11:54 pm | # | Reply

    …. my husband proposed to me while I was in the shower….

  20. Josh
    Josh
    April 16, 2011, 2:15 pm | # | Reply

    Coolest methods of proposing I've hear of was one of my older friends who proposed to his wife under water.

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