When I tell a woman she looks nice, the response I sometimes get is, “I’m sorry, but it won’t work out between us.” (Not always in so many words, but you get the idea.)
Then another guy says it, and she’s like, “Wow, can you believe it? He just made my day!”
Haven’t they told you? Telling a woman they have a nice dress comes just short of rape. Seriously, as early as grade school I got girls taking swings at me for that shit. I can barely talk to women now.
Take a look at some of the old “Battle of the network stars” on youtube, it’s hilarious how they talk.. “Man, look at Heather Locklear in that swimsuit, who wouldn’t want to be a goldfish when she goes into that dunk tank?”.
So there’s the missing strip from yesterday!
Yay! I almost went through withdrawals. Like I will for the next two days…whew!
If you value your career you ignore the women you work with especially if you are a male.
When I tell a woman she looks nice, the response I sometimes get is, “I’m sorry, but it won’t work out between us.” (Not always in so many words, but you get the idea.)
Then another guy says it, and she’s like, “Wow, can you believe it? He just made my day!”
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“You look nice today” implies that it’s unusual. Maybe try, “You look especially nice today.”
I think I’ve seen the guy in #3 but I really doubt that was the reason.
Haven’t they told you? Telling a woman they have a nice dress comes just short of rape. Seriously, as early as grade school I got girls taking swings at me for that shit. I can barely talk to women now.
Take a look at some of the old “Battle of the network stars” on youtube, it’s hilarious how they talk.. “Man, look at Heather Locklear in that swimsuit, who wouldn’t want to be a goldfish when she goes into that dunk tank?”.
So nice when I forget how to breathe.
Panel 4 wouldn’t have worked in the days of 21 inch crt’s.
Boy. That last panel is me right now.