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Beauty is in the Tentacled Eyestalks of the Beholder

Beauty is in the Tentacled Eyestalks of the Beholder

by Adam on June 16, 2014 at 12:00 am
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  1. Generalzdave
    Generalzdave
    June 16, 2014, 12:48 am | # | Reply

    I wonder, are they even more optimistic than the first guy to get laser eye surgery?

    • renlefae
      renlefae
      June 16, 2014, 5:47 am | # | Reply

      I vote more. At least if the laser eye surgery fails, they do not have to see the results.

      • Tony
        Tony
        June 16, 2014, 10:36 am | # | Reply

        Check and mate.

  2. Dob
    Dob
    June 16, 2014, 2:41 am | # | Reply

    As opposed to the thousands who had already gone thru the “Trust me, this exacto knife is really REALLY sharp” eye surgery? Half of one, six dozen of the other, I’d say. (PS ~ When saying “Guillermo Del Toro” out loud… is it possible to NOT pivot to the side like a toreador?)

  3. Rat
    Rat
    June 16, 2014, 6:20 am | # | Reply

    Eyestalks with tentacles? Sign me up!

    • Mahnarch
      Mahnarch
      June 17, 2014, 11:28 am | # | Reply

      I’ll take TWO!

  4. C1dancer
    C1dancer
    June 16, 2014, 7:07 am | # | Reply

    It’s the same with roller coasters. The line would not diminish even if patrons signed waivers stating they were informed that 1 out of every 10 rides would end fatally.

    • qka
      qka
      June 16, 2014, 7:40 am | # | Reply

      That sounds like commuting in some cities.

    • Odo Shortwick
      Odo Shortwick
      June 16, 2014, 9:14 am | # | Reply

      Actually you would probably get more people signing up for added thrill

  5. R. E. Hunter
    R. E. Hunter
    June 16, 2014, 9:06 am | # | Reply

    That’s what happens when you go for that budget plastic surgery in a Mexican hotel room.

  6. AlixeTiir
    AlixeTiir
    June 16, 2014, 12:24 pm | # | Reply

    Adam, you and I think on the same wavelengths. When I was like, 7, I used to think the phrase “beauty is in the eye of the beholder” was referring to the D&D monster.

  7. bd
    bd
    June 18, 2014, 1:29 am | # | Reply

    A’ight, Adam, I’m calling you out—I’m pretty damn sure that title is ripped off from Bryan Adams.

  8. Leshka
    Leshka
    June 19, 2014, 8:46 pm | # | Reply

    Sorry for the delay – catching up on a week’s worth of comics. My stomach hurts from laughing so much! This had me going from the first panel!

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