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Stairing Contest

Stairing Contest

by Adam on June 18, 2014 at 12:00 am
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Discussion (18) ¬

    • I Learned Something Today | B.D.'s Last Refuge
      June 18, 2014, 2:01 am | #
  1. Adam Hacke
    Adam Hacke
    June 18, 2014, 12:25 am | # | Reply

    Or change the sign on the down elevator to “up”.

    • Peter
      Peter
      June 18, 2014, 12:37 am | # | Reply

      I think if you have to look at the sign to tell which way an escalator is going, you have bigger problems than being out of shape.

      • Pantea
        Pantea
        June 19, 2014, 3:49 pm | # | Reply

        There is a sign???!

      • Mahnarch
        Mahnarch
        June 20, 2014, 12:39 pm | # | Reply

        It’s like labeling a light switch. When it’s on, you can see it’s on. When it’s off it’s too dark to read!

        • Pantea
          Pantea
          June 23, 2014, 10:23 am | # | Reply

          Ah yes now I remember, there is a green one and a red “no entry” sign on the wrong side. Thanks 🙂

  2. AckAckAck
    AckAckAck
    June 18, 2014, 1:04 am | # | Reply

    But making food sexy make people eat more!

  3. Terence MacManus
    Terence MacManus
    June 18, 2014, 2:44 am | # | Reply

    Poor Bug! He just wants to…
    ….
    …ca-noodle

    • GeekGirlND
      GeekGirlND
      June 18, 2014, 11:47 am | # | Reply

      *Like*

  4. C1dancer
    C1dancer
    June 18, 2014, 3:30 am | # | Reply

    Bug’s a saucy character.

  5. Richard Howland-Bolton
    Richard Howland-Bolton
    June 18, 2014, 4:09 am | # | Reply

    I hear he gets all his ideas from Al Dente.

  6. Fancy Pants
    Fancy Pants
    June 18, 2014, 5:37 am | # | Reply

    Just don’t disable the elevators. Some people need those!

  7. Dave Dell
    Dave Dell
    June 18, 2014, 5:43 am | # | Reply

    I don’t think either of these bugs need weight loss. Years ago all the bugs needed weight loss. Panel 2 does crack me up.

  8. Joreal
    Joreal
    June 18, 2014, 6:49 am | # | Reply

    I read that last line as “FONDUE the ravioli” and had a very unfortunate visual as a result.

    • Max
      Max
      June 18, 2014, 7:12 am | # | Reply

      That actually doesn’t sound too bad, sticking raviolis on a stick in a pot of tomato sauce and melted cheese. Really don’t want to know what you were thinking though.

  9. Ian Osmond
    Ian Osmond
    June 18, 2014, 9:33 am | # | Reply

    Sadly, a conference center once did this. During a conference on disability and helping people with limited mobility. Which had a lot of attendees who could walk well enough on level ground, but not handle stairs.

    It … wasn’t a popular decision.

  10. VaguelyCreepy
    VaguelyCreepy
    June 19, 2014, 9:37 pm | # | Reply

    *So* many terrible double entendres to be made…

    …many of them involving sauce.

  11. Thisfox
    Thisfox
    September 5, 2016, 6:56 pm | # | Reply

    Odd. In the department stores I’ve been to, the lacy bras are higher in the building than the kitchen supplies. The lower floors are full of useless, disgusting-smelling perfumes. And shoes.

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