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Caligulate

Caligulate

by Adam on July 1, 2014 at 12:00 am
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Discussion (19) ¬

  1. Solenoid
    Solenoid
    July 1, 2014, 2:16 am | # | Reply

    Ooh! An unoccupied belly button!

  2. C1dancer
    C1dancer
    July 1, 2014, 4:45 am | # | Reply

    Watching is good–all the fun but none of the aftereffects (pregnancy, disease, remorse…).

  3. Jeff Clough
    Jeff Clough
    July 1, 2014, 8:14 am | # | Reply

    “Yee Haw”?

    • Adam
      Adam
      July 1, 2014, 5:36 pm | # | Reply

      Well what do you yell during orgies?

      • raison d'etre
        raison d'etre
        July 1, 2014, 5:44 pm | # | Reply

        “I’m going to Disneyland!”

      • MJRydsFast
        MJRydsFast
        July 1, 2014, 5:46 pm | # | Reply

        “Well what do you yell during orgies?”
        Usually my own name because I’m that good. If I had a wife, I’d yell hers so she’d know I was thinking of her even in the best of times. If we had a bad break up, I’d yell her new love’s name.

      • Tookye
        Tookye
        July 6, 2014, 8:48 pm | # | Reply

        “Hey! you, you, and you, I need to make a slip and slide.”

      • DTIBA
        DTIBA
        April 23, 2017, 2:53 am | # | Reply

        “Yee Haw”?
        Well what do you yell during orgies?

        This exchange is funnier than the comic itself.

  4. NeverSerious
    NeverSerious
    July 1, 2014, 9:06 am | # | Reply

    Congratulations Adam- this is the first time, after years of reading this comic, that I have actually gagged at a strip. (It was the butter-flavored sex lube that did it)

  5. Shannon Love
    Shannon Love
    July 1, 2014, 9:47 am | # | Reply

    “Unoccupied Orifice” would be a great band name.

    • Jamie
      Jamie
      July 10, 2014, 1:37 am | # | Reply

      dot tumblr dot com

  6. Michael Corley
    Michael Corley
    July 1, 2014, 2:18 pm | # | Reply

    Butter: SO many uses!

    • BugFanNo1Million
      BugFanNo1Million
      July 1, 2014, 7:37 pm | # | Reply

      I can’t believe it’s not butter!

  7. Tim
    Tim
    July 1, 2014, 7:53 pm | # | Reply

    Well, the only question I have… Wouldn’t it be more awkward to show up early? Just sitting there naked. alone. watching the door?

    • Thomas
      Thomas
      July 2, 2014, 12:08 am | # | Reply

      Honestly, that describes pretty much every one of my orgies..

    • Terence MacManus
      Terence MacManus
      July 2, 2014, 5:55 am | # | Reply

      Well, ‘arriving early’ is usually problematic for a whole host of reasons…

      • Tookye
        Tookye
        July 6, 2014, 8:49 pm | # | Reply

        Oh, ‘come’ on!

  8. Robert
    Robert
    July 2, 2014, 2:45 am | # | Reply

    “unoccupied Orifice” is quite possibly the best line since “Au contraire”.
    Kudos!

  9. John Egbert
    John Egbert
    May 1, 2016, 11:45 am | # | Reply

    why is he in a toga

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