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Scared Sithless

Scared Sithless

by Adam on July 2, 2014 at 12:00 am
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  1. AckAckAck
    AckAckAck
    July 2, 2014, 1:25 am | # | Reply

    Nerds and jocks are not that much different. Spending money for phantom menace? Tell that to Denver Broncos jocks who spent hundreds of dollars for tickets only to see their team steamrolled. Again.

    Listen kids, the life of nerds and jocks are a dangerous path. Tread carefully.

    • Rhea
      Rhea
      July 2, 2014, 11:52 am | # | Reply

      Yeah, fantasy football is just Dungeons and Dragons with more beer.

      • Kain
        Kain
        November 16, 2014, 8:17 am | # | Reply

        i don’t know what you’re talkin about… we have plenty of beer at my d&d sessions…

    • Rena
      Rena
      July 3, 2014, 2:26 am | # | Reply

      Voltron posters? No, but check out these sports jerseys I hung on the wall!

    • Mark
      Mark
      October 9, 2020, 5:30 am | # | Reply

      In my eyes, what separates a jock from a sports nerd is whether or not they do actual physical activity. Pro football players are jocks; the dudes who wear replica jerseys and just WATCH football games are sports nerds.

  2. KJ
    KJ
    July 2, 2014, 2:46 am | # | Reply

    Would you not be happy if this backfires though?

    kid nerdbug: ” Now I totally want to be a webcomic artist when I grow up!”

    • Rat
      Rat
      July 2, 2014, 4:23 am | # | Reply

      If this would work as well as the original Scared Straight programs, apparently you would indeed increase the kid’s chances of turning geek. How’s that for Patron of the Arts! *giggles*

  3. Anton
    Anton
    July 2, 2014, 4:37 am | # | Reply

    I am a nerd for sports. Where´s your god now?

    • Meh
      Meh
      July 2, 2014, 5:01 am | # | Reply

      Chessboxing, ’nuff said 😉

  4. Jimmy
    Jimmy
    July 2, 2014, 5:54 am | # | Reply

    I love sports, star trek, star wars and anime. I’m the worst of all worlds! 🙂

  5. Izzie
    Izzie
    July 2, 2014, 6:12 am | # | Reply

    Psssh. Who needs sports when you have drawing with multiple weirdo geeks who are just as weird and geeky as you.

  6. Mahnarch
    Mahnarch
    July 2, 2014, 7:25 am | # | Reply

    I’m always telling my teen niece to keep an eye for geeks for they shall be the millionaires of the future.

    She still gravitates toward the bad boys…
    So lost.

  7. dhusk
    dhusk
    July 2, 2014, 8:18 am | # | Reply

    No girlfriend, a plethora of Voltron posters, and camping out all night in a tent on the street would hardly be put-offs fro the average 8 year old kid.

    • Michael Corley
      Michael Corley
      July 2, 2014, 8:25 am | # | Reply

      But The phantom menace would terrify even the most staunch geek!

  8. Gina C.
    Gina C.
    July 2, 2014, 8:38 am | # | Reply

    Nice spinoff to your original scared straight strip:

    https://www.bugmartini.com/comic/scared-straight/

  9. Lara
    Lara
    July 2, 2014, 1:30 pm | # | Reply

    you’re joking about not having a girlfriend, right?
    seriously, how can you still be single?

    this might sound a bit creepy but I’d be your girlfriend right away.
    without
    hesitation.

    • Adam
      Adam
      July 3, 2014, 7:46 am | # | Reply

      You’re sweet. My main problem is that I just don’t have time to date right now. I like to say that I need to meet a girl who’s turned on by neglect.

      • Mahnarch
        Mahnarch
        July 3, 2014, 7:55 am | # | Reply

        OMG! I just found my long lost brother! 😀

      • Lara
        Lara
        July 3, 2014, 9:48 am | # | Reply

        I’m not saying that I’m totally turned on right now but if you think you can get off the hook that easily you are in for a surprise. ; )
        As if having time to date was still necessary in the age of the interwebz. Pfft.
        A far more essential question is: playstation or xbox?

        Oh and I’m currently not living in the land of the geeks, but again the internet is the great problem solver. ; )

  10. Zimriel
    Zimriel
    May 23, 2017, 10:45 pm | # | Reply

    Could have been worse. You could have spent actual money on The Force Unleashed

  11. Anona Muss
    Anona Muss
    October 22, 2020, 2:42 am | # | Reply

    Who could live in a mansion bereft of Voltron posters?
    It would be horrible…
    https://images.wikia.com/voltronlegendarydefender/images/6/6b/PidgeNYCC2017.png

  12. Angry D
    Angry D
    July 11, 2021, 4:06 pm | # | Reply

    For all the grief we leveled at the prequels, here in 2021 we see the shitshow of terrible writing, worse directing, and identity politics that is the sequels, and we LONG for Hayden and Natalie showing us the worst romance ever– which was STILL a better love story that “Twilight.”

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