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Sex, Lies and Blu-ray Players

Sex, Lies and Blu-ray Players

by Adam on June 7, 2010 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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  1. Brad
    Brad
    June 6, 2010, 6:09 pm | # | Reply

    Lol! Best one yet!

  2. Havox
    Havox
    June 6, 2010, 7:42 pm | # | Reply

    Would it be at random??

    • Adam
      Adam
      June 7, 2010, 2:39 am | # | Reply

      I was gonna do a panel showing how couples could choose the item they wanted based on what sexual position they were in when the item was conceived. They'd be perusing a Kama Sutra Shopping Guide and the man would say:

      "How about an air ionizer?"

      and the woman would reply:

      "I don't think I can arch my back that far."

      • Blindy
        Blindy
        June 7, 2010, 3:12 am | # | Reply

        your mind is a weird, weird place..

        • Deza
          Deza
          January 27, 2011, 3:29 pm | # | Reply

          A weird wonderful place.

      • MoonDust
        MoonDust
        June 7, 2010, 3:29 am | # | Reply

        You should draw it up anyway! 😀 Fantastic Adam! This was great!

      • Robin
        Robin
        June 7, 2010, 8:07 pm | # | Reply

        If I know my mind, I suspect I'm going to have rrreeeaaalllyyy bizarre sex dreams tonight 🙁 I blame you!!! Lol… would it be awkward if I proposed to you?

      • FoxRings
        FoxRings
        May 12, 2011, 11:25 am | # | Reply

        LOL
        I’m going tell my GF about this comic..
        And all im going to say is to google:

        “Kama Sutra Shopping Guide” site:bugcomic.com

        ^.^

  3. Letje
    Letje
    June 6, 2010, 8:26 pm | # | Reply

    If this were the case, I might have considered procreating! Brilliant, as usual.

  4. MufinMcFlufin
    MufinMcFlufin
    June 6, 2010, 8:46 pm | # | Reply

    I wonder how this would be different in Russia…

    • Raven
      Raven
      June 7, 2010, 8:55 am | # | Reply

      XBox 360 gives birth to you?

      • rages
        rages
        January 25, 2011, 11:52 am | # | Reply

        I can laugh at tht for ima geek

  5. The Dukenator
    The Dukenator
    June 6, 2010, 9:03 pm | # | Reply

    Second panel reminded me of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIeHTwdCZ98

  6. Cindy
    Cindy
    June 6, 2010, 11:35 pm | # | Reply

    Awww, how the little boy is held by one leg xD.

    • The Dukenator
      The Dukenator
      June 7, 2010, 1:19 am | # | Reply

      I think he's saying put me back. I rather be a girl.

      • MufinMcFlufin
        MufinMcFlufin
        June 8, 2010, 6:02 pm | # | Reply

        Either that or put me back, I'd rather be a pc

  7. Waldir
    Waldir
    June 7, 2010, 12:24 am | # | Reply

    Does anyone have God's email address? He hould take a look at this idea!

  8. Marrock
    Marrock
    June 7, 2010, 2:23 am | # | Reply

    And you think divorces produce ugly custody battles now…

  9. Greg Eales
    Greg Eales
    June 7, 2010, 2:27 am | # | Reply

    F'ing HILARIOUS! 😀

  10. ⬡
    ⬡
    June 7, 2010, 2:43 am | # | Reply

    This would make social rules and prostitution both veeery interesting.

  11. Jep
    Jep
    June 7, 2010, 4:54 am | # | Reply

    In the first panel I like the dude's expression and how the doctor is holding the baby by the leg.

  12. Schmuck13
    Schmuck13
    June 7, 2010, 6:21 am | # | Reply

    this one kinda made me go "Lol WTF" XD

  13. Erin
    Erin
    June 7, 2010, 6:34 am | # | Reply

    Hilarious!!! Are you wishing your 2 pregnant sisters would be able to produce some Christmas presents for you instead of nieces and nephews?! 🙂

  14. Raven
    Raven
    June 7, 2010, 8:54 am | # | Reply

    Bees produce honey. Why aren't any of our by-products delicious?

    I think I'd give birth to excessively expensive cartooning supplies…

  15. Ginge
    Ginge
    June 7, 2010, 9:37 am | # | Reply

    that was freaking awesome man, I'm going to be snickering at this one all day

  16. Dyl
    Dyl
    June 7, 2010, 10:02 am | # | Reply

    Boy: mom where do xboxes come from?

    • Rob
      Rob
      June 7, 2010, 12:49 pm | # | Reply

      From the milkman, honey.

  17. TheKJ
    TheKJ
    June 7, 2010, 12:14 pm | # | Reply

    That's a helluva lot of DNA degradation in the reproductive process.

  18. Lena
    Lena
    June 8, 2010, 4:20 am | # | Reply

    Haha, that reminds me on my "wish" to produce real eggs instead of all that useless blood every month.. there seriously is something wrong with the human body huh? 😉

    • Kimi
      Kimi
      December 10, 2010, 3:06 pm | # | Reply

      Man Egg! Sorry, I had to. Oh, Fairly Odd Parents. But really, I agree. It'd be weird to try and cook them then, though…

  19. ThaAlphacroc
    ThaAlphacroc
    June 8, 2010, 5:28 pm | # | Reply

    lmao this one made me laugh, i wonder if a gangster rapper did it with a random hoe a kilo of cocaine came out or some weapons or bling ? >_<

  20. jalie
    jalie
    June 9, 2010, 7:12 am | # | Reply

    Can I get an upgrade?

  21. Jazz
    Jazz
    June 13, 2010, 7:37 am | # | Reply

    Am I the only one concerned about what you give birth to? I mean, it's gonna REALLY SUCK when you go into labor with a new plasma screen TV.

    • Ty
      Ty
      June 17, 2010, 1:23 am | # | Reply

      Actually it was that fondue set that had me worried… the forks could cause real problems if they went the wrong way…

  22. LoudMutes
    LoudMutes
    November 12, 2010, 4:36 pm | # | Reply

    And for the third world countries that mass-produce those items… It brings a whole new meaning to sweat shops.

  23. BartSimpson22
    BartSimpson22
    December 14, 2010, 8:19 am | # | Reply

    Fondue Set's Father!!! Lord, I'm shaking with laughter so much…I think I just broke a rib!

  24. Hoax
    Hoax
    April 11, 2011, 5:27 pm | # | Reply

    i really like the Look on teh first one 🙂 "Oh… :-("

  25. Andreas
    Andreas
    May 17, 2011, 4:25 pm | # | Reply

    I haveto go to bed but I can’t stop reading. Damn you! ^^

  26. Jonathan
    Jonathan
    November 25, 2011, 11:38 pm | # | Reply

    Lol it’d be funny if you got exactly what you wanted but it was handsize. Yay….a tiny Mercedes Benz….damn…

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