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Baby Showers Bring My Glowers

Baby Showers Bring My Glowers

by Adam on August 27, 2014 at 12:00 am
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Discussion (13) ¬

  1. Rhea
    Rhea
    August 27, 2014, 12:09 am | # | Reply

    Panel 3 reminds me why we don’t have kids. We didn’t have to use panel 4.

    Thanks, Adam. I needed the laugh.

  2. Ren
    Ren
    August 27, 2014, 6:53 am | # | Reply

    I am scared to have kids because I am pretty sure I would run away from them. This is why if my husband finally wins and we do have kids, he gets to stay at home and take care of it. I spit it out, he raises it.

  3. jalie
    jalie
    August 27, 2014, 6:56 am | # | Reply

    Why didn’t we ever get a tranquilizer gun?? That would have perfect, since neither kid slept thru the night until they were 5!

    • Diaphane
      Diaphane
      October 6, 2014, 3:02 pm | # | Reply

      I am sure my mom would have loved one. I used to drive her crazy…

  4. Jeff Clough
    Jeff Clough
    August 27, 2014, 7:06 am | # | Reply

    I, personally, LIKE Lederhosen…especially on children!

    • Deen
      Deen
      August 27, 2014, 9:25 am | # | Reply

      They’re like little built-in handles. Easy to snag the crazy toddler on the go or hang ’em on a hook for an instant time-out (kidding!!).

      • tlh-in-tlh
        tlh-in-tlh
        August 28, 2014, 7:38 am | # | Reply

        “My sister hung me on a hook once…ONCE.”
        [cue: door opening into his face]

  5. Gene
    Gene
    August 27, 2014, 9:08 am | # | Reply

    Now I see 4 tiny children going “OOMP-PA OOOMP-PA-PA”

    Thanks Adam, I’ll send you the therapy bills.

  6. TooBah
    TooBah
    August 27, 2014, 10:46 am | # | Reply

    “Nap time will be on YOUR terms.” I LOL’d.

  7. Michael Corley
    Michael Corley
    August 27, 2014, 11:01 am | # | Reply

    But maybe one day you need to pretend to be santa and make a break for it!

  8. BugFanNo1Million
    BugFanNo1Million
    August 27, 2014, 11:18 am | # | Reply

    I keep hearing Bug in panel 4 in the voice of Sterling Archer

    • Adam
      Adam
      August 27, 2014, 12:15 pm | # | Reply

      Ha-ha! Love it!

    • TheLaziestUsername
      TheLaziestUsername
      August 27, 2014, 10:10 pm | # | Reply

      I like the voice actor who plays Archer. He may use the same voice for all his characters. But the dude’s pretty funny… and it’s an awesome voice. Also the fact that he uses the same voice for every character kinda makes his role of Orpheus’ Master more amusing. I mean the guy’s basically like Archer if he was omniscient and had magical shape-shifting powers.

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