You know it’s bad when you lose to a kindergartener in whether or not someone believes you’re being truthful. I lied so much as a kid that my pants should by all rights have ignited into a sustainable source of heat energy.
I have a similar problem. I’m an excellent liar, but I get deathly afraid sometimes that I won’t be believed when telling the truth, so I only get a guilty face when telling the truth. Thank god my wife actually knows and understands that about me.
I lost my composure at the last panel! Seriously, my baby girl jumped my laugh was so sudden and loud. That’s what ALL doctor visits feel like, and I’m a truthful person!
You know it’s bad when you lose to a kindergartener in whether or not someone believes you’re being truthful. I lied so much as a kid that my pants should by all rights have ignited into a sustainable source of heat energy.
And what did we learn from that story?
Lie as much as you want, there won’t be any consequences…. #-)
Oh, believe me, there were consequences. My parents had the uncanny ability to realize when I was lying off my ass and punish me for it.
Usually with a thorough switching, to the point where I had to lie off my ass.
That crippled bug gave me a sense of deja vu, for some reason.
I used to be gullible.
Then I got a job where a lot of people lie to me constantly.
Now I wish I was gullible, again.
A nurse or Anaesthesiologist?
Nurse: Do you use drugs?
Patient: ….. no.
Nurse: ……….
Patient: ………..
Nurse: ……….
Patient: ……….
Nurse: Seriously, be honest, or you will wake up in the middle of the operation screaming.
Patient: …………. Coke, a lot and lot of coke.
I don’t drink any more.
….or any less.
I only wish this was my problem ….
Well done man. Truly funny.
…no, really.
:::comment chuckle:::: love the days when the comic is great and the comments are good!
Once again, Adam, I marvel at how much expression you can get into such simple lines.
As well as being bent out of shape (metaphorically, rather than as in panel 4).
I have a similar problem. I’m an excellent liar, but I get deathly afraid sometimes that I won’t be believed when telling the truth, so I only get a guilty face when telling the truth. Thank god my wife actually knows and understands that about me.
I lost my composure at the last panel! Seriously, my baby girl jumped my laugh was so sudden and loud. That’s what ALL doctor visits feel like, and I’m a truthful person!
Wait wait wait… are the kid bugs in panels 1&2 holding knives? That just made the whole comic double as funny
I think they’re crayons