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Jesus’ Friend

Jesus’ Friend

by Adam on June 17, 2010 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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    • Skeptic Money » Blog Archive » You Have A Friend In Jesus - You make sense but does your money?
      June 19, 2010, 8:40 am | #
  1. Ohjustme
    Ohjustme
    June 16, 2010, 6:18 pm | # | Reply

    Jesus as a couch potato. (ha)

  2. Fizzledrix
    Fizzledrix
    June 16, 2010, 7:23 pm | # | Reply

    You can't argue with the died for your sins line.

    • idioticidioms
      idioticidioms
      January 23, 2011, 2:04 pm | # | Reply

      Way I figure it, if you don't sin, then Jesus died for nothing.

      • lythera
        lythera
        February 8, 2011, 6:05 am | # | Reply

        wow.. never thought of it like that XD but then agian humans are incapable of not sinning. so i suppose it sorta blanced out. XD

        • Chris
          Chris
          May 11, 2014, 12:41 pm | # | Reply

          Let he who is with sin judge sin for only then will compassion be found; wisdom be had; and the future secure. Rather that than a man without sin seeking to judge a man without sin with misunderstanding and bias in his eye.

  3. KittyCasey
    KittyCasey
    June 16, 2010, 8:04 pm | # | Reply

    Love the 3rd panel, "Thanks for the backhanded compliment"

  4. Blindy
    Blindy
    June 16, 2010, 8:50 pm | # | Reply

    i love the expression on the bug in the 4th panel..

  5. Twiggles
    Twiggles
    June 16, 2010, 8:57 pm | # | Reply

    Oh man, I thought my mother was good at making me feel guilty.

  6. Shaun
    Shaun
    June 16, 2010, 10:49 pm | # | Reply

    Oh yeah – last panel is the business!

  7. SteamSaint
    SteamSaint
    June 17, 2010, 3:41 am | # | Reply

    I would LOVE a t-shirt featuring Jesus Bug!

  8. DancingQueen
    DancingQueen
    June 17, 2010, 3:54 am | # | Reply

    This is kinda messed up–but funny.

  9. Jep
    Jep
    June 17, 2010, 5:16 am | # | Reply

    I love the second panel.

    Also, I was just in the archives and there was this ad to the side that said roaches can give you salmonella and how you should call terminex. lol

  10. CLX
    CLX
    June 17, 2010, 6:05 am | # | Reply

    I love the 2nd panel! And totally support the Jesus Bug t-shirt idea! 😀

  11. jalie
    jalie
    June 17, 2010, 2:57 pm | # | Reply

    Love the back of the head whap from momma bug-lmao

  12. Mike
    Mike
    June 17, 2010, 5:28 pm | # | Reply

    I love that the ad across the top right now is for a bug extermination service.

  13. Awol
    Awol
    June 18, 2010, 4:59 pm | # | Reply

    Hehe I could totally go for a Jesus bug T shirt… that would be fantastic.

  14. Darth Kur
    Darth Kur
    June 19, 2010, 4:21 am | # | Reply

    @Fizzledrix: Not only can I argue against your statement but outright disprove it since there is no such thing as sin. The term sin is a result of a completely farcical set of arbitrary regulations created for the sole purpose of instilling fear, intimidation and guilt into the populace in order to more easily control the masses of docile sheep it creates. If there ever even was this jesus person in existence he was either a charlatan or a nutcase suffering from megalomania.

    Back on topic: Great comic strip. Very funny.

    • Echofon
      Echofon
      February 22, 2011, 5:10 pm | # | Reply

      Prove it.

    • Ape
      Ape
      July 11, 2011, 2:31 am | # | Reply

      Don’t it feel good to belong to the first generation that no-one will look back on and say ‘I’m glad I’m not gullible like THOSE guys’?

    • Fenrir281
      Fenrir281
      August 13, 2013, 10:43 am | # | Reply

      cuz murder totally isn’t wrong. or am i a sheep for thinking that something like murder is wrong. but hey just a sheep following a megalomaniacal nutcase. never mind that all the stuff he preaches is actually beneficial to humanity.

  15. Dr Realito
    Dr Realito
    June 19, 2010, 11:29 am | # | Reply

    You can’t argue with the died for your sins line.

    —

    If you don't actively sin, then he died for nothing!

  16. India
    India
    June 28, 2010, 5:18 pm | # | Reply

    haha, you're terrible

    I wish we were friends in real life I effing love your comics dude

  17. India
    India
    June 28, 2010, 5:20 pm | # | Reply

    ps, I teach a bible study and I'm not getting "all up ons" about the comic, some of you other commenters need to calm down it's just meant to be witty not to get people riled up

    • Adam
      Adam
      June 28, 2010, 5:49 pm | # | Reply

      Agreed.

    • 613 The Evil
      613 The Evil
      February 9, 2011, 12:56 pm | # | Reply

      Cry us a river.

  18. mongoose998
    mongoose998
    January 22, 2011, 6:56 am | # | Reply

    I used to be a super-fan of the daily webcomic Cyanide & Happiness, but then they suggested this comic to their readers, and I have to say, SOOOOOOO much better!!!!!!!!!! (and thats saying something, I already bought two C&H plushies)

    • rages
      rages
      January 27, 2011, 9:49 am | # | Reply

      Same here i kept reading sinide and happeniss on my ipod touch app then a news popped up with this so i cant get enough

  19. Rory
    Rory
    February 17, 2011, 10:30 pm | # | Reply

    The halo on Jesus’s head looks like a turban if you look at it right. It confused me in the second panel, where he doesn’t have hair for contrast.

  20. S and/or M
    S and/or M
    March 20, 2011, 6:27 am | # | Reply

    I strongly suggest that you should put the last two panels on a t-shirt, front and back, with the title "I'm friends with Jesus" or something like that, I'd buy it if I could 😀

    • VaguelyCreepy
      VaguelyCreepy
      April 24, 2013, 7:00 pm | # | Reply

      Ooh! Idea! Front of the shirt says “I’m friends with Jesus” across the top, and underneath it has the picture from panel 3 with no text. Then, on the back, there’s the picture from panel 4 with just the speech “balloons” (no text box), the underneath that it says “… It’s not as great as you’d think.”

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