Your first thought was of the ’80s rap, mine was of my old Corvair.
I had the hood open, and a friend once said, “*OH NO!! Someone’s stolen your engine!!* [ … dramatic pause … ] But it’s ok; you have a spare in the trunk.”
Cult leaders are persuasive people. You can always find them after their cult was destroyed by Indiana Jones or Luke. They ask for high salary but they are very effective in increasing sales. I mean it worked with Apple corporation…..
IIRC, in one of the Ashton Clarke-Smith stories, cultist where promised the usually money, power and sex before Cthulhu’s return with the promise they would be the first to be eaten, thus sparring them the horrors of his reign.
Kinda persuasive if you knew for certain he existed.
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Are there no motors in the back of those Hondas?!
/slowclap
If I had an award for “Best inclusion of 80’s rap into a modern joke”, I would give it to you right now.
Your first thought was of the ’80s rap, mine was of my old Corvair.
I had the hood open, and a friend once said, “*OH NO!! Someone’s stolen your engine!!* [ … dramatic pause … ] But it’s ok; you have a spare in the trunk.”
I would buy a commission of Cthuluhu Bug.
Bugthulu?
This needs to be a thing. A recurring character, a t-shit, a wallpaper, something!
I hope you meant T-SHIRT…..
Cult leaders are persuasive people. You can always find them after their cult was destroyed by Indiana Jones or Luke. They ask for high salary but they are very effective in increasing sales. I mean it worked with Apple corporation…..
IIRC, in one of the Ashton Clarke-Smith stories, cultist where promised the usually money, power and sex before Cthulhu’s return with the promise they would be the first to be eaten, thus sparring them the horrors of his reign.
Kinda persuasive if you knew for certain he existed.
My previous comment was supposed to go on the main thread.
Cuthu-cars would be a big hit!
“Quick! To the Cthulhu-mobile!”
“These prices will make you go insane!”
“The radio’s broken enough to please Azathoth!”
Nicely done.
I love bugthulu
Excellent way to work ‘Lovecraft’ into the title. {]^.^) b
Thanks! I was happy with that one.
Ah, I love this. I had a conversation about Cthulu a few days ago.
But seriously, Cthulu Bug looks amazing.
…Realized a second too late I’m spelling Cthulhu wrong.
Hail Bug!Thulhu!