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Bombs Away

Bombs Away

by Adam on January 28, 2015 at 12:00 am
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  1. Rhea
    Rhea
    January 28, 2015, 12:22 am | # | Reply

    When someone asks, “Why is that Adam a web cartoonist instead of a fighter pilot?”, now I’ll know what to tell them. Thanks, Adam!

  2. AckAckAck
    AckAckAck
    January 28, 2015, 2:29 am | # | Reply

    Well some jets are equipped with lavatory (Usually bombers or long range). This is why I want spaceship era to begin. We can start using bigger ships with fully functioning lavatory. Also beds and shower.

    • qka
      qka
      January 28, 2015, 6:23 pm | # | Reply

      Some WW II fighters were equipped with a “pilot relief tube”, although that was for #1, not #2.

      In real life they weren’t very practical – you needed one hand for the stick, the other for the throttle, and another to be digging around in your drawers.

      • AckAckAck
        AckAckAck
        January 28, 2015, 7:33 pm | # | Reply

        Peeing your pants = warmth (since old planes tend to be pretty cold)

        • MJRydsFast
          MJRydsFast
          January 29, 2015, 2:04 pm | # | Reply

          Peeing your pants ALSO equals a rash. All the way to Seoul!

    • Coga19000
      Coga19000
      June 5, 2015, 3:45 am | # | Reply

      Well, if you beginner a B-2 pilot, you’re set.

  3. bubujin_2
    bubujin_2
    January 28, 2015, 5:11 am | # | Reply

    I laughed, but the rank of private doesn’t exist in the Air Force. The Army and Marine Corps have them. Oh wait, maybe this is the Air Farce?

    • Wraj
      Wraj
      January 28, 2015, 6:15 am | # | Reply

      I’m pretty sure that “wingman” isn’t a rank either, so I’m all out of guesses.

    • Adam
      Adam
      January 28, 2015, 7:46 am | # | Reply

      Dang. I looked it up last night and I thought I saw that it was. But after looking it up just now, looks like I was wrong. I fixed it.

      • AgentTasmania
        AgentTasmania
        January 28, 2015, 6:03 pm | # | Reply

        That is a very nice F-16 for how low-detail it is, however.

  4. Fieger
    Fieger
    January 28, 2015, 7:56 am | # | Reply

    Maybe you should tell Bug about a particular survival suit they use in the military. …. or then again…. maybe you shouldn’t! @.@
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64DMXtZB8CU

  5. Dave Dell
    Dave Dell
    January 28, 2015, 8:00 am | # | Reply

    Don’t be a fighter pilot. The military needs vehicle drivers as well. That way you could drive a “dump truck”. In civilian life you could spend the money and drive a BMw.

  6. Deen
    Deen
    January 28, 2015, 8:40 am | # | Reply

    “…have to make a twosie.” Love it!!

  7. R. E. Hunter
    R. E. Hunter
    January 28, 2015, 9:11 am | # | Reply

    But if you combine the ideas from frames 3 and 4, you’d have a whole new offensive capability!

    • Marquar
      Marquar
      January 28, 2015, 9:24 am | # | Reply

      I assume they’d name the resulting plane after Joe Louis?

  8. James
    James
    January 28, 2015, 9:22 am | # | Reply

    I rushed to the comments section to post the MST3K clip from Starfighters, only to find that Fieger beat me to it.

  9. xthorgoldx
    xthorgoldx
    January 28, 2015, 1:44 pm | # | Reply

    You don’t know how happy the correct use of “airman” makes me.

  10. Matthew
    Matthew
    January 28, 2015, 5:20 pm | # | Reply

    I do find the idea of you being issued baby diapers for your flight to be rather funny.

    • qka
      qka
      January 28, 2015, 6:25 pm | # | Reply

      They did that with the early astronauts. Or rather, more like “Depends” than “Huggies”.

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