The key holder would have a saved a lot of time looking for the damn things when my guys were infants. But they are guys, and Society doesn’t always approve of such mods for male babies.
As for having the daughters’ ears pierced at birth (or sooner? Maybe they Connie a navel piercing and the fetus’s ears….), that’s painful for the child and not at all hygienic. The after-care must be piercingly painful too, for the victim.
So true :3 I’m not piercing or chopping anything on my son, if he wants any of that business he can do it when he’s old enough to make that decision himself.
Although I can’t deny I would like to install a mute button sometimes..
Yeah, poking holes in babies and chopping stuff off them is downright weird… so why stop there?
Might I make a Modest Proposal on this topic?
Once you take the keys the alarm goes off. And that is a siren that can’t be easily stopped.
Adam, why do I get the feeling you don’t particularly like the shrieking pink goblinoids-er… children, that much?
The key holder would have a saved a lot of time looking for the damn things when my guys were infants. But they are guys, and Society doesn’t always approve of such mods for male babies.
As for having the daughters’ ears pierced at birth (or sooner? Maybe they Connie a navel piercing and the fetus’s ears….), that’s painful for the child and not at all hygienic. The after-care must be piercingly painful too, for the victim.
Wait… panel three… is this the first instance of… BUG MARTINI!!
No, there’s been martinis in previous strips.
Hey, the kids bring it on themselves… ear-piercings and blue mohawks on babies is a sure sign the parents are suffering from sleep deprivation!
The last panel is my favorite. I think everyone with a baby should keep their keys there.
… this is so horrably true!
I know that there are people out there who cant take sarcasm or a joke. so im glad they are not here.
That third panel could be read in so many ways…
I fail to see the problem with piercing a baby’s ears since I got mine pierced when I was roughly 9 months in.
I think you just helped me win an argument.
So true :3 I’m not piercing or chopping anything on my son, if he wants any of that business he can do it when he’s old enough to make that decision himself.
Although I can’t deny I would like to install a mute button sometimes..