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Fall Fashions

Fall Fashions

by Adam on July 7, 2010 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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  1. KittyCasey
    KittyCasey
    July 6, 2010, 6:06 pm | # | Reply

    hehehe rape scarf. I'm soo sending this to my friends.

    • Dr. Sakuya, PhD
      Dr. Sakuya, PhD
      August 9, 2010, 4:46 pm | # | Reply

      The comic or the scarf? Do ho ho…

  2. Couch Will
    Couch Will
    July 6, 2010, 6:07 pm | # | Reply

    Hahaha, The rape scarf made me laugh pretty good 😀

    This is the kinda clothing douches who wander around malls looking all pouty an angry wear.

    • Fannonymous
      Fannonymous
      February 22, 2013, 10:18 am | # | Reply

      Those are hipsters.

      • Yes
        Yes
        February 27, 2019, 2:05 am | # | Reply

        HIPSTERS IN TANK TOPS? what malls have you been going to?

  3. Garrett Williams
    Garrett Williams
    July 6, 2010, 6:42 pm | # | Reply

    FINALLY I find somebody else who thinks "wife-beater" is an odd name for a tank top! I don't know why, but everybody around here(Southwest Missouri) calls it a wife-beater like there's nothing odd or wrong about it, and around children, even! First time I heard that term, my theater teacher recommended getting a wife-beater to wear under a costume. A what?!

    • Raiyn
      Raiyn
      July 6, 2010, 11:02 pm | # | Reply

      Obviously you've never watched COPS before.

    • TB Tabby
      TB Tabby
      August 31, 2010, 12:06 pm | # | Reply

      To clarify: Tank tops got the nickname "wife beaters" from COPS, because husbands arrested for beating their wives were usually seen wearing them.

      • Reki
        Reki
        January 27, 2011, 12:43 pm | # | Reply

        Actually, wife-beater only refers to the white tank-top-like undershirt. Tank tops are still called that.

        • Jay
          Jay
          February 14, 2011, 4:54 am | # | Reply

          While I was in Scotland I was told bottles of Stella Artois are called wife-beater.

      • permonin
        permonin
        July 9, 2012, 4:56 am | # | Reply

        Ah, I see.

        My first guess was that any wife who wears this needs to be beaten! #-)

  4. Don
    Don
    July 6, 2010, 6:53 pm | # | Reply

    Good thing he doesn't have arms to beat any sort of wife with… Poor nerdy, misunderstood fashion-guy 😀

  5. Jazz
    Jazz
    July 6, 2010, 6:59 pm | # | Reply

    Don't forget our new line of designer belts, the "Step-child bruisers". Comes in black and blue.

    • Kelsey
      Kelsey
      July 6, 2010, 8:23 pm | # | Reply

      Hahaha love it, Jazz.

      Another great Bug comic!

  6. MufinMcFlufin
    MufinMcFlufin
    July 6, 2010, 9:03 pm | # | Reply

    Hahaha, those models never know what's going on. In the last panel, the nerdy guy looks like he's having a heart attack, but the model is staring at an off-panel portrait of himself, captivated.

  7. Thespian
    Thespian
    July 7, 2010, 12:22 am | # | Reply

    Many a chuckle has been given life by this comic, bursting forth from the proverbial womb of my voice. Much thanks to the maker.

  8. Owen
    Owen
    July 7, 2010, 1:00 am | # | Reply

    I knew I couldn't be the only one who thought "Wife Beater" was an unfortunate name. Thank you, Bug.

  9. ⬡
    ⬡
    July 7, 2010, 2:26 am | # | Reply

    It's funny, most of the people I see wearing "wife beaters" are teenage girls. Maybe that's why I've also never heard them called that…

  10. wright1
    wright1
    July 7, 2010, 4:43 am | # | Reply

    Political- and social-incorrectness finally meets fashion! About time!

  11. SteamSaint
    SteamSaint
    July 7, 2010, 5:07 am | # | Reply

    I love the JC Penney catalog fashion poses in frames two and three!

  12. Fizzledrix
    Fizzledrix
    July 7, 2010, 5:15 am | # | Reply

    wow the rape scarf got me.

    appreciate the comic 5 days a week. I read bug with my breakfast everyday. It is like a morning ritual.

  13. Imani
    Imani
    July 7, 2010, 7:40 am | # | Reply

    I syndicated this comic on livejournal. http://syndicated.livejournal.com/bugcomic/ for those of you who love it as much as I do.

  14. DeeDub
    DeeDub
    July 7, 2010, 8:20 am | # | Reply

    Holy crap, that's the funniest one I've seen in a long time. I read it at work and was trying so hard not to laugh out loud. I had to take off my glasses so the image would be blurry as I tried to navigate away.

  15. ThaAlphacroc
    ThaAlphacroc
    July 7, 2010, 8:26 am | # | Reply

    dead on steam thats wat i thought of wen i saw the poses xD lol all of this made me lol for reals good strip today! 😀

  16. Goeber
    Goeber
    July 7, 2010, 9:36 am | # | Reply

    aaaugh!!

  17. John Bogenschutz
    John Bogenschutz
    July 7, 2010, 2:00 pm | # | Reply

    For me, the orphan kickers is a classic. I can see that catching on. Hilarious.

    • Andrew
      Andrew
      July 13, 2010, 8:40 pm | # | Reply

      we can only hope it catches on john

      we can only hope

  18. Anroo
    Anroo
    July 14, 2010, 6:38 pm | # | Reply

    My cousin and I almost died laughing at the "rape scarf". And if we ever see THAT one catching on…well, that's the point where I do the honorable thing and and put a sword through my heart.

  19. Fniff
    Fniff
    July 18, 2010, 6:03 am | # | Reply

    What happens if you wear all these at the same time?

    I guess everyone thinks you are the worst person in the world, then.

  20. ranndino
    ranndino
    July 19, 2010, 5:13 am | # | Reply

    Next time I go out I'll wear a wife beater & a rape scarf. I've never seen that combo before. Thanks for inspiring me to be a true original.

  21. Malikisfunny
    Malikisfunny
    January 24, 2011, 6:46 am | # | Reply

    Rape scarf, and orphan kickers,lol

    i dont see anything wrong with smashing puppies so i guess ill wait for those to come out

  22. Bugingforbug
    Bugingforbug
    January 27, 2011, 11:03 am | # | Reply

    I dont think any1 noticed but the 1 box is reverside from the others

  23. Some Random Loser
    Some Random Loser
    January 16, 2012, 1:21 pm | # | Reply

    Do you have those new Baby Eviscerators in stock?

  24. Nerdo
    Nerdo
    October 18, 2012, 10:45 pm | # | Reply

    I’ve nicknamed my huge work boots ‘Puppy Stompers’ (Note: I haven’t told anyone that)

  25. BV
    BV
    August 7, 2017, 4:21 pm | # | Reply

    You mean “painful colonoscopy scarf”, yes?

    [I wonder if anyone will get this]

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