I know a pair of twins, each of whom claims to be the evil one. They reached consensus when they realized that, while in any pair of twins, one of them is the evil one, that doesn’t mean that the OTHER one of them isn’t ALSO the evil one.
It’s kind of like, in Australia, it’s illegal to have a dingo as a pet, because they’re wild animals. You CAN have a HALF-dingo. So my Australian cousins had a half-dingo as a pet. It’s just, the other half was ALSO dingo.
(By the way, don’t have a dingo as a pet. They’re not pets.)
While that’s a punchline in the United States, it’s actually a double tragedy in Australia. The woman’s baby WAS in fact dragged off and killed by a dingo, but she was arrested for it, and imprisoned for years due to incompetent defense counsel and prosecutorial misconduct, until an innocence project determined that the woman’s story was, in fact, true. The dingo pack didn’t actually eat the baby, but they did tear her to pieces.
I’m a bit suspicious of how evil they really are when they solved an problem with *talking* and not lasers, hyper-intelligent assassin monkeys, and/or laser-armed hyper-intelligent assassin monkeys.
Dear Slug,
It is I, your other half, writing to you from our home planet. It has been many years since I banished you from it after we split from the same being. How are you doing? I’m doing great. I’ve got my own servant. Do you have a servant? Mine’s name is Nail. He’s kind of a tool… for my amusement. By the way, if you’re looking for a good time, hit up Earth, I hear they’ve got Dragon Balls there. You could probably take them over, too, their defenses probably suuuck. Well, time for my sponge bath. Keep in touch!
Sincerely,
Your Evil Half
this is true. apperently current math/physics studys say that our universe is the “fake” one…. so maybe your story is true?
I assure you, they really don’t.
Strangely enough I sympathize more with the bug-version that wishes face cancer upon old ladies.
It’s a good thing I don’t have “face cancer” super powers. My “little list” grows longer every day.
You’ve got them on the list, you’ve got them on the list, and may none of them be missed, may none of them be missed.
I always wanted a twin, until I realized that I would undoubtedly be the dorky one…
My sister and I were born close enough together to be considered twins.
I’m the nerdy one.
The other day I calculated ROI on savings vs mutual funds in my head at the dinner table.
She told me to get out.
I know a pair of twins, each of whom claims to be the evil one. They reached consensus when they realized that, while in any pair of twins, one of them is the evil one, that doesn’t mean that the OTHER one of them isn’t ALSO the evil one.
It’s kind of like, in Australia, it’s illegal to have a dingo as a pet, because they’re wild animals. You CAN have a HALF-dingo. So my Australian cousins had a half-dingo as a pet. It’s just, the other half was ALSO dingo.
(By the way, don’t have a dingo as a pet. They’re not pets.)
Well, I was hearing Michael Jackson’s Man in the Mirror but thanks to Ian, I’m hearing A dingo ate my babeee
While that’s a punchline in the United States, it’s actually a double tragedy in Australia. The woman’s baby WAS in fact dragged off and killed by a dingo, but she was arrested for it, and imprisoned for years due to incompetent defense counsel and prosecutorial misconduct, until an innocence project determined that the woman’s story was, in fact, true. The dingo pack didn’t actually eat the baby, but they did tear her to pieces.
I’m a bit suspicious of how evil they really are when they solved an problem with *talking* and not lasers, hyper-intelligent assassin monkeys, and/or laser-armed hyper-intelligent assassin monkeys.
lol. I like it
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I’m reminded of dbz abridged
Dear Slug,
It is I, your other half, writing to you from our home planet. It has been many years since I banished you from it after we split from the same being. How are you doing? I’m doing great. I’ve got my own servant. Do you have a servant? Mine’s name is Nail. He’s kind of a tool… for my amusement. By the way, if you’re looking for a good time, hit up Earth, I hear they’ve got Dragon Balls there. You could probably take them over, too, their defenses probably suuuck. Well, time for my sponge bath. Keep in touch!
Sincerely,
Your Evil Half
Well, your good twin writes a boring comic.