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A Foos and His Money Are Soon Parted

A Foos and His Money Are Soon Parted

by Adam on April 28, 2015 at 12:07 am
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  1. Parrius
    Parrius
    April 28, 2015, 1:24 am | # | Reply

    “Everybody was Kung Foos Fightin’, those sticks were fast as lightnin’ in truth it was a little bit frightenin’, but they poked with expert timin'”

    • Parrius
      Parrius
      April 28, 2015, 1:25 am | # | Reply

      Oh God, now I can’t stop thinking of puns:

      “In their tongue, he is Tablekiin: Foosballborn! FOOS RO DAH”

      • VectorLightning
        VectorLightning
        April 28, 2015, 8:33 am | # | Reply

        I pity the foo’ who came up with that one.

      • AlixeTiir
        AlixeTiir
        April 28, 2015, 6:12 pm | # | Reply

        I can’t think of any puns, but it would be hilarious to replace all mentions of a particular sports’ name in news articles with “foosball”

  2. Moe
    Moe
    April 28, 2015, 2:57 am | # | Reply

    But if you buy the magic beans, you can get enough gold for a foosball table AND snacks!

    • Mahnarch
      Mahnarch
      April 28, 2015, 12:21 pm | # | Reply

      Are we talking about snacks in here?

      *sidles in*

  3. Bad Wolf
    Bad Wolf
    April 28, 2015, 2:45 pm | # | Reply

    So….if I got a foosball table for free….then I have a foosball table without ever purchased a foosball table, so….I win?

    • Mahnarch
      Mahnarch
      April 29, 2015, 9:11 am | # | Reply

      The foosball paradox.

  4. J-L
    J-L
    April 28, 2015, 3:00 pm | # | Reply

    Turtle terrariums with poke-sticks! Nice!

  5. Mandy
    Mandy
    May 1, 2015, 8:19 pm | # | Reply

    Wait…there are stores SPECIFICALY to sell foosball tables?

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