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Short Guys (Cons)

Short Guys (Cons)

by Adam on July 27, 2010 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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  1. Ohjustme
    Ohjustme
    July 26, 2010, 6:42 pm | # | Reply

    I disagree with panel 2; tall people catch the wind easer. Whereas, the vertically challenged has a wider costume selection when it comes to “dressing up”.

    • Beaviz100
      Beaviz100
      January 10, 2011, 8:05 pm | # | Reply

      Exactly he forgot Yoda

  2. cybergeek
    cybergeek
    July 26, 2010, 8:05 pm | # | Reply

    OR R2D2!

    (I am not short, but that would be an excellent way to save face if I was.)

    • LoudMutes
      LoudMutes
      November 12, 2010, 5:15 pm | # | Reply

      Or Mini-Me

      • Cari
        Cari
        May 12, 2011, 3:15 pm | # | Reply

        Or Grumpy, Dopey, Doc, etc.

  3. Don
    Don
    July 26, 2010, 8:35 pm | # | Reply

    Hehe… we're too good for the old "Must be this tall to ride" – joke, are we? 😉

    • Mike
      Mike
      July 26, 2010, 8:38 pm | # | Reply

      I'm glad I wasn't the only one who thought of that.

  4. Solar
    Solar
    July 27, 2010, 12:44 am | # | Reply

    I noticed today Adam didn't want to draw hands. Adam keep up the good work. Your comics usually get me up and ready for the day.

  5. Scott
    Scott
    July 27, 2010, 1:07 am | # | Reply

    So is tall bug breaking wind in the 2nd panel, that definitely could be a disadvantage of being short!!!! Great strips yesterday & today!

    • Don
      Don
      July 27, 2010, 2:46 am | # | Reply

      Hahaha… strong winds, indeed! Tall guy commenting on the breeziness sure would be callous, though. Also, he looks rather strained with that wink…

    • Kimi
      Kimi
      December 2, 2010, 3:50 pm | # | Reply

      *snigger* breaking wind. I know that's not what you meant…

  6. ranndino
    ranndino
    July 27, 2010, 2:41 am | # | Reply

    Panel #3 is precisely why women who constantly blabber about men being superficial are total hypocrites. All a tall guy needs to get laid is to show up & not say anything really stupid. A little guy needs to have an amazing personality to even be in the running.

    • ⬡
      ⬡
      July 27, 2010, 3:52 am | # | Reply

      …It's really not that easy.

      • Fred
        Fred
        July 27, 2010, 4:14 am | # | Reply

        Maybe not, but as a short guy I've been told on more than one occasion (a lot more) that the woman in which I was interested wanted someone taller than me. I bet that happens rarely, if ever, to a tall guy. I know lots of women with minimum height requirements but not a single one with a max limit.

        • Angela
          Angela
          July 27, 2010, 3:43 pm | # | Reply

          haha, it's different for everyone. I didn't want to date a guy cause just trying to talk to him broke my neck. I was always looking UP! I'm 5'2" and prefer men well below 5'10".

  7. Stranger
    Stranger
    July 27, 2010, 3:03 am | # | Reply

    Solution to panel 2: weights.

    • ⬡
      ⬡
      July 27, 2010, 3:51 am | # | Reply

      Or use the taller people as a wind breaker.

  8. Koesper
    Koesper
    July 27, 2010, 3:11 am | # | Reply

    Yay! a follow-up to yesterdays comic!
    Keep it up! series/follow-ups rule!

  9. Raquel
    Raquel
    July 27, 2010, 4:16 am | # | Reply

    Hey Adam, remember when you did the comic about the bug caught between being skinny and fat? You should do that for us ‘average hight’ people too. I’d love to see what you’d come up with.

  10. karine
    karine
    July 27, 2010, 5:44 am | # | Reply

    I think that girl bug is my favourite character only because, as Adam has said, she's a guy bug with a wig…

  11. Jep
    Jep
    July 27, 2010, 6:04 am | # | Reply

    This strip and the previous one almost mirror 'midget ninja' in a way. Another disadvantage (not very funny) is that tall guys can eat a lot without worrying about gaining weight; whereas short guys do have to worry.

    • Maoman
      Maoman
      July 27, 2010, 1:29 pm | # | Reply

      It really has more to do with your metabolism than your height. Have several friends who are much taller, but also much wider than me, despite the fact that I eat twice as much as they do, simply because my metabolism is through the roof.

  12. Twiggles
    Twiggles
    July 27, 2010, 6:16 am | # | Reply

    Of course panel three only applies to poor short-arse male bugs.

    Us men aren't that heightist. 🙂

    • Raquel
      Raquel
      July 27, 2010, 5:20 pm | # | Reply

      Very true, but in defence of us girls, it's kinda hard to date a guy shorter than your kid brother. Very. very. creepy.

      • Ziz
        Ziz
        February 11, 2012, 1:45 pm | # | Reply

        I dunno, I’ve dated several women shorter than my kid sister. Of course, my sis is exceptionally tall for a 12-year-old, at 5’9″, only an inch shorter than me! So I guess I don’t have much choice. xD

  13. Generic_Guy
    Generic_Guy
    July 27, 2010, 8:02 am | # | Reply

    Flipping between the previous comic and this one, well, they look veeery similar. Almost as if all you did to make them different is slightly changing things…

    I'm on to you. >:P

  14. Darzen
    Darzen
    July 27, 2010, 9:48 am | # | Reply

    once again this is the first 15 years of my life.

  15. PolarisNC
    PolarisNC
    July 27, 2010, 4:02 pm | # | Reply

    You could always dress up as Tom Cruise…

    • Adam
      Adam
      July 28, 2010, 2:42 am | # | Reply

      Funny you should mention Tom Cruise. I came up with this strip (and the previous one) while watching Days of Thunder.

  16. Randall
    Randall
    July 27, 2010, 5:37 pm | # | Reply

    Hey Adam, why did you put the characters in that order in the last panel? I read it left-to-right like normal and it didn't make sense. Hey, don't get me wrong, I love your comic, just wondering if there was a reason for the right-to-left speech balloons.

    • Alet
      Alet
      July 27, 2010, 10:03 pm | # | Reply

      They're left-to-right. The bugs have apparently been discussing costume options. The bug on the right has suggested that the other dress up as a jawa, so the bug on the left says, "No, I'm not going as a jawa", . The one on the right asks then, "So… an ewok then?"

      • Adam
        Adam
        July 28, 2010, 2:43 am | # | Reply

        Ditto.

        • Randall
          Randall
          July 29, 2010, 6:41 am | # | Reply

          Oh boy, my dyslexia totally dropped the "not" out of the little bug's sentence all ten or so times I read it until just now. Thanks guys! 🙁

          • Amilea
            Amilea
            August 12, 2010, 4:06 pm | #

            don't worry, you're not alone there!

  17. Mike Fall
    Mike Fall
    August 22, 2010, 9:09 pm | # | Reply

    Remember that "Seinfeld" episode in which George (who is a shorty) mentiones that he would love to once date a really tall woman? No? Well, never mind.

    (He nevertheless gets his wish granted in the end)

    [You might be wondering though what is the point to this, and i can't tell you.]

  18. Kurt Sasso
    Kurt Sasso
    November 8, 2010, 5:31 pm | # | Reply

    I was mistaken by a Short-person as a 'taller' short person… she was 4'1… great for the ego… really…

  19. Surtursbane
    Surtursbane
    February 27, 2012, 1:17 pm | # | Reply

    This year I’m going as Mini-Vader.

  20. Big Boss Ogg
    Big Boss Ogg
    June 1, 2012, 8:15 am | # | Reply

    I cannot hold off from commenting ’til I get to the end of this strip! I just found it late yesterday and have been slavishly going through day after day like a glutton, recklessly, uncaring for what the future will hold for me, still, certain that I will soon join the great unwashed who await every mornings’ new strip.
    But bring it on, I say, this comic is just too good, I can’t stop. I laid down to sleep after reading for 3+ hours after midnight (including your readers comments, they’re priceless), left the browser open (I NEVER leave the machine on when I sleep) and got up a mere 2 hours later to continue.
    Maybe I need to pace myself..? Naah.
    So anyway, in answer to johnny-come-lately- Mike Fall, above, it’s all about ‘nestling’, or so I’ve observed. George’s payoff for the shrinkage episode is of particular satisfaction to him! The baser among us might refer to it as “motorboating.” Tacky…
    However, speaking from my height of precisely 2 meters, or 6’7″, the real advantage to this lofty vantage point is the sheer number of daring décolletage that are available for viewing to someone of height. From up here, it’s a sea of shimmery sumptuousness, a veritable cornucopia of chalk white cleavage.
    Tall guys FTW!

  21. Eric
    Eric
    October 26, 2014, 6:43 am | # | Reply

    I was digging theough old comics. No one? No one at all? Well I guess I have to say it. He’s gotta be an Ewok because he’s too short for a storm trooper.

  22. Camolot the Creator
    Camolot the Creator
    April 1, 2016, 9:47 am | # | Reply

    Oh! Oh! I know! He’s going as a Shadow!

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