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All Ark and No Blight

All Ark and No Blight

by Adam on July 17, 2015 at 12:00 am
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  1. Parrius
    Parrius
    July 17, 2015, 12:22 am | # | Reply

    All ark and no blight makes Noah a dull boy.

  2. Jim
    Jim
    July 17, 2015, 1:07 am | # | Reply

    How did Noah learn Cockney rhyming slang?

  3. Kai
    Kai
    July 17, 2015, 1:31 am | # | Reply

    I thought the Ark crashed into some iceberg in the middle of the night and half of the races drowned, like dinosaurs and the like?

    Did Noah heave and reapir the ark?

    • Justtoreply
      Justtoreply
      July 17, 2015, 10:37 am | # | Reply

      Where’d you get that from?

    • Crocs
      Crocs
      July 19, 2015, 9:59 am | # | Reply

      Yeah I don’t think that’s canon, bro

  4. tudza
    tudza
    July 17, 2015, 2:34 am | # | Reply

    Totally ignored the whole rainbow thing, Noah?

    What, I was wringing out my socks.

  5. pinkerton
    pinkerton
    July 17, 2015, 8:00 am | # | Reply

    I bet he flipped his shit every time a pair of animals looked in his general direction too.

  6. Davidk92
    Davidk92
    July 17, 2015, 8:06 am | # | Reply

    Took me way too long to realise Noah was looking at the sky in the first panel. Somehow, I thought his hair was his beard, his beard was a ponytail, his eyes were a hat/headband, and he has his back to us.

    I don’t even know how I managed it.

    • Mahnarch
      Mahnarch
      July 17, 2015, 2:56 pm | # | Reply

      …you should stop smoking that stuff.

      😀

  7. Majdan
    Majdan
    July 17, 2015, 8:38 am | # | Reply

    Whoa… Candid Camera flashback. GOOD ONE, Adam!

    • Adam
      Adam
      July 17, 2015, 12:23 pm | # | Reply

      Haha! Was worried no one would get the last panel.

  8. qka
    qka
    July 17, 2015, 8:48 pm | # | Reply

    The world would be a better place if he had left the cats behind, with the unicorns.

    For those who don’t understand: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4bc9UwZsYs

  9. TB Tabby
    TB Tabby
    July 18, 2015, 3:08 pm | # | Reply

    That explains why he became a hopeless alcoholic after the flood.

  10. Max
    Max
    July 18, 2015, 7:34 pm | # | Reply

    Uh… I’m not sure I get it. Allen Funt is the candid-camera guy, according to google, but what’s the joke? :p

    • Jim
      Jim
      July 18, 2015, 11:02 pm | # | Reply

      Max: It’s cockney rhyming slang. Think of slang for female anatomy that can be used as an insult that rhymes with “Allen Funt”.

    • Max
      Max
      July 19, 2015, 10:25 pm | # | Reply

      …ah, got it. Thanks, I guess. :p

  11. Scott
    Scott
    July 20, 2015, 2:12 pm | # | Reply

    You don’t need the rhyming slang (though I like that interpretation). The situation is precisely the sort of thing Alan Funt would do on Candid Camera – set up some weird or funny situation and film people’s responses. If he’d had access to Noah he would definitely pull this gag on him, probably with a hidden garden hose and some rented zoo animals.

    • Adam
      Adam
      July 20, 2015, 8:50 pm | # | Reply

      Exactly.

      • Jim
        Jim
        July 21, 2015, 1:24 am | # | Reply

        Well… I feel foolish now.

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