Hold china upside down and you get a snubnose pistol, given Finland’s history of deadly snipers, it would be a national priority to have the barrel rifled, and everyone knows uzi-tonia is prone to misfiring.
I read all these comments with the thought of Wetcorps running back and forth in the background, fist pumping the sky, yelling, “WOOOOO! ‘MURCA! WOOOOO!”
Once again, America proves its superiority.
‘MURICA
FUCK YEAH
I guess this is a question of perspective. I mean, projection. Map projection.
Oh, come on! There are a lot of worse choices for a national anthem than “Shoot To Thrill”!
You know, I never once considered which country makes the best gun until now. Hats off to you.
Italy still makes the best boot, now if only we could find the other one…
We could use the Middle East (Saudi Arabia, Yemen, and Oman) as a cast for the other foot.
Benin makes a decent peg-leg
Chile makes a pretty good sniper rifle.
Or a musket.
Of course, any other country could trace our bullets back to us by the mason dixon lines on the casing…
You’re just a slave to bad puns, aren’t you?
Alfred Hitchcock DID say that puns were the highest form of literature…so there are worse things to be a slave to.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simo_H%C3%A4yh%C3%A4
Finland may not be rifled, but its people sure as heck are.
I see your Finn and raise you a Briton
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Churchill
I’ll never look at a map of the US the same way now.
Turkey plus the Arabian Peninsula makes the best duck.
Hold on a minute. Have you considered the advantages of Russia as a machine gun? Maybe even better than the U.S., although there’s a size issue.
Are you sure somebody on the Outer Banks didn’t just eat a bad burrito?
The fact that you mentioned our lovely Lady Finland is good enough for today.
Btw, you can’t make a gun out of a woman, silly! That’s not a grip, it’s an arm (the other one was cut off my mean ol’ Russia)
In related news, Massachusetts makes the best pistol (Florida has too small of a caliber to be a good pistol.)
I actually live much nearer to MA than FL, but Florida is a step ahead.
https://thefloridasqueeze.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/gunshine-state.jpg
We’ve got our own sticker, here.
https://img1.etsystatic.com/016/1/7936224/il_570xN.456901423_hjgn.jpg
and of course good ol’ Maryland which is shaped like a trusty submachine gun.
Hold china upside down and you get a snubnose pistol, given Finland’s history of deadly snipers, it would be a national priority to have the barrel rifled, and everyone knows uzi-tonia is prone to misfiring.
Hands up if you are a fellow geohraphy know -nothing like me and actually Googled Uzi-Tonia before realising that you just went full retard.
I read all these comments with the thought of Wetcorps running back and forth in the background, fist pumping the sky, yelling, “WOOOOO! ‘MURCA! WOOOOO!”
I guess that’s what marathoning 3 seasons of Archer over the weekend will do for my imagination…
Madagascar would make a great shiv. The north end looks like it’d hurt, and the south coast would make a nice handle.