…….it helps me think woosy by drinking lots of coffee.. my brain loses itself and I cant NOT make complete sense of EVERY problem….till I come off the high and realize how much of a idiot I was to even THINK THAT would work…..
Wait, does this mean that Adam *isn’t* on drugs when he comes up with the ideas for this comic? Because, given the nature of some of the things he comes up with, I think we all naturally assumed some sort of mind altering chemistry was involved.
Not to spoil the joke or anything, but have you have tried Piracetam? Did amazing things for my creativity. Then again, not sure how much enhancement you need.
yaasssss! whole foods (which i call “half foods”) makes the best, but trader joe’s are nearly as good and a lot cheaper. in fact, i think i’ll have some now…[munch, crunch, chomp, yum] *ying ying ying ying ying ying ying ying ying!!!!!* [bounces off walls]
In your case, you have four choices; obscene amounts of sugar (triple glazed soda flavored jelly filled cake donut, anyone?) a potent (if not gross and/or overly sweet) elixir of super caffeinated beverages, such as a mix of Red Bull, Mountain Dew, Bing, MORE Mountain Dew, 4-Hour Energies and Mountain Dew Game Fuel, a reefer, or some lines of coke. Either those, or acquire an acute case of Asperger’s Syndrome, cause I’m pretty much always found wandering about thinking about really friggin stupid stuff like you’re shown as doing in the comics.
…….it helps me think woosy by drinking lots of coffee.. my brain loses itself and I cant NOT make complete sense of EVERY problem….till I come off the high and realize how much of a idiot I was to even THINK THAT would work…..
Are wine coolers still a thing?
Apparently. And, now they have more varieties/sister drinks with their “hard” -ades and fruity vodkas.
They will sneak up on you and get you to town fast than you realize, too.
No. “Coolers” are, but they;re not made with wine. Cheaper to make, and less tax on the maker, but still sold at the same price. (At least in the US.)
I dearly love that you worked Bristol board into this. Dearly.
Too many fart jokes? That’s unpossible.
“Too many fart jokes? But, Sire, there are just as many fart jokes as are required.” – Amadeus(ish)
There’s always weed, I guess.
How about copious amounts of sugar?
Well hey, at least panel 2 bug would be able to take on his brothers-in-law.
The above comment was supposed to link to https://www.bugmartini.com/comic/i-am-not-my-brother-in-laws-keeper/ but it’s not obvious.
Wait, does this mean that Adam *isn’t* on drugs when he comes up with the ideas for this comic? Because, given the nature of some of the things he comes up with, I think we all naturally assumed some sort of mind altering chemistry was involved.
Nope, I’m clean as a whistle. Stupid is my anti-drug.
Not to spoil the joke or anything, but have you have tried Piracetam? Did amazing things for my creativity. Then again, not sure how much enhancement you need.
Chocolate-covered espresso beans? Are those still a thing?
yaasssss! whole foods (which i call “half foods”) makes the best, but trader joe’s are nearly as good and a lot cheaper. in fact, i think i’ll have some now…[munch, crunch, chomp, yum] *ying ying ying ying ying ying ying ying ying!!!!!* [bounces off walls]
Oh man, what I would give for this.
Thumbs up for drunk Bug.
In your case, you have four choices; obscene amounts of sugar (triple glazed soda flavored jelly filled cake donut, anyone?) a potent (if not gross and/or overly sweet) elixir of super caffeinated beverages, such as a mix of Red Bull, Mountain Dew, Bing, MORE Mountain Dew, 4-Hour Energies and Mountain Dew Game Fuel, a reefer, or some lines of coke. Either those, or acquire an acute case of Asperger’s Syndrome, cause I’m pretty much always found wandering about thinking about really friggin stupid stuff like you’re shown as doing in the comics.