Paris = Baltimore? I will politely disagree. More like Paris = Chicago? Maybe Baltimore = Normandy… both near water and famous battles… London = New York? Berlin = Dallas?
Haven’t been to France, but have had a colonoscopy. July 14, 2099, it was. No details, I promise! Just that it wasn’t a horrible procedure, other than the nurse recognizing me from where I worked at the time (Yeah, I work there, but I don’t normally make such an ass of myself).
However, I still think that the doctor could have found a better way to celebrate the anniversary of the storming of the Bastille.
This is the 21st Century! You may safely substitute Asia for Europe.
Australia would just be a bonus. It’s like Canada, but with sun instead of snow. That, and the seasons are all out of whack – Christmas in the middle of summer, songs about July’s cold winter moon, and all that.
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I’m only 25, and I want to travel to Europe NOW.
I do hope you come visit us European folks sometime. I think it would generate a lot of new ideas for the webcomic
He has just been to Paris, but that’s like visiting the states and only going ro Baltimore.
Paris = Baltimore? I will politely disagree. More like Paris = Chicago? Maybe Baltimore = Normandy… both near water and famous battles… London = New York? Berlin = Dallas?
Next week I’ll be in France, so prepare yourself for an uncultured doofus.
We’ll keep our eyes on the international news. Specifically the “Weird World” section.
“Uncultured Doofus” would make a great garage band name!
Sir, I am offended. Please travel to Europe post-haste so I may taunt you from the parapet of my château.
Fetchez la vache!
I fart in your general direction!
Ever notice that Paladins make the best mafiosos?
Puts a whole new spin on the Brussels weeing boy statue…
I’m 40, and have travelled to Europe, but haven’t had a colonoscopy. I’m going to count that as a win.
Well, I mean sure! Who wants to see a picture of a Chateau?
Haven’t been to France, but have had a colonoscopy. July 14, 2099, it was. No details, I promise! Just that it wasn’t a horrible procedure, other than the nurse recognizing me from where I worked at the time (Yeah, I work there, but I don’t normally make such an ass of myself).
However, I still think that the doctor could have found a better way to celebrate the anniversary of the storming of the Bastille.
Is this the first appearance of Uncle Sam bug? Like!
Slide show? Who in the last two decades took slide pictures of anything? Can you even get slide film anymore?
You can, Fujifilm makes it for one. /analognerd
This is the 21st Century! You may safely substitute Asia for Europe.
Australia would just be a bonus. It’s like Canada, but with sun instead of snow. That, and the seasons are all out of whack – Christmas in the middle of summer, songs about July’s cold winter moon, and all that.
But, in Canada, not all the animals are trying to poison you. Or eat you. Or poison and then eat you.
I’d like to travel to Europe some day. But then I’d have to leave Europe first. Not sure I want that.
I actually had my first colonoscopy less than a month before going to Europe for the first time…