The dagger wielding mother cracked me up. You could have given her a kitchen knife or a boxcutter, but the fact you went out of your way to give her an actual dagger just killed me.
See, I’d go with the weird neighbor as a freezer full of severed feet is the easiest to fix. And he won’t freak out like your parents at the spleens in the crisper drawer.
I heard of a panel 4 happening: the housesitter left a note describing all the places she’d had sex with her boyfriend and in what positions. Maybe the house owner wanted to read it… Who am I to judge….
If your mother house-sits, she will also disapprovingly defrost your freezer, making little ‘tut tut tut’ noises.
Just because no pic of it exists, doesn’t mean it didn’t happen.
The dagger wielding mother cracked me up. You could have given her a kitchen knife or a boxcutter, but the fact you went out of your way to give her an actual dagger just killed me.
Geez, Louise! I leave severed feet in your freezer ONE time and now I’m your “weird” neighbor…gosh!
At least you use paper bags.
Enviro-friendly!
Well, maybe if you operated your chainsaw more carefully, you wouldn’t have this problem!
Decisions, decisions… Maybe ask all three!
Anytime you can use the word “wang” in a comic, it’s been a successful day.
I think it’s my favorite word to put in a comic.
Did your Dad find your clothes in a box or is that a dresser drawer. I see miss-matched socks and shirts but Bug is mostly naked?
panel 3: i’m confused… all this time, bug’s couple was his mother? aaaagh!
his mother has black hair. his girlfriend has blond hair
See, I’d go with the weird neighbor as a freezer full of severed feet is the easiest to fix. And he won’t freak out like your parents at the spleens in the crisper drawer.
I heard of a panel 4 happening: the housesitter left a note describing all the places she’d had sex with her boyfriend and in what positions. Maybe the house owner wanted to read it… Who am I to judge….
Holy hell! That’s a hell of a callback joke!
http://Www.bugmartini.com/comic/burglar-beatdown/
I still don’t know how some people do it.
As soon as I post something, it’s gone from the ether of my mind.
How can you remember a comic from 5 years ago?
I reread the archives a lot.
A LOT.
Dude! Deep cut! Totally forgot about that one!
They’re all golden, as usual, but today my favorite is the first panel.
Bug: “Crap, now I gotta find someone to house-sit for m-
*WHUMP*
Glasses Bug: “Hiiiiiii….”