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On Your Park, Get Set, Blow

On Your Park, Get Set, Blow

by Adam on October 5, 2015 at 12:23 am
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  1. The_rafi
    The_rafi
    October 5, 2015, 12:58 am | # | Reply

    Do you mean pus? Dead kitty canyon does suck though…

    • Adam
      Adam
      October 5, 2015, 7:36 am | # | Reply

      Oops! Yeah. Good catch. Will fix.

  2. Greenebeard
    Greenebeard
    October 5, 2015, 1:30 am | # | Reply

    I’m pretty sure Beautiful is in the job description for national parks. I’ve been to quite a few and never been disappointed. But now I’m wondering if there are “hidden ones” like the secret menus at restaurants, only more disappointing.

    Love the deformed Ranger BTW.

  3. Doodle
    Doodle
    October 5, 2015, 2:05 am | # | Reply

    I’m thinking that’s supposed to be “Pus”

    • ZappZapp
      ZappZapp
      October 5, 2015, 3:07 am | # | Reply

      I dunno. The guy holding binoculars and only the girl going ‘blegh’ does give an interesting twist to it.

    • the_verTigO
      the_verTigO
      October 5, 2015, 3:52 am | # | Reply

      Who knows? 😀

  4. Kai
    Kai
    October 5, 2015, 3:39 am | # | Reply

    Great. Now I’m imagining how vomit springs would look like.
    Thank you … I’ll stay at home, it’s nice there too.

  5. Dhusk
    Dhusk
    October 5, 2015, 3:43 am | # | Reply

    “Pus” only has one “s.”

    “Puss Canyon” made me think very, very dirty thoughts, and would likely be the most popular park ever.

    • TC
      TC
      October 5, 2015, 5:14 am | # | Reply

      Either that, or it’s full of cats; in which case, opinions would vary.

      • StoneMaven
        StoneMaven
        October 5, 2015, 6:22 am | # | Reply

        If it is desert-based it could be one smelly litterbox…..

  6. VV
    VV
    October 5, 2015, 4:15 am | # | Reply

    I think “stink hole forest” perfectly describe the Solfatara volcanic area in Italy and it is part of Campi Flegrei Park.
    – V
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solfatara_%28volcano%29

  7. Dave Dell
    Dave Dell
    October 5, 2015, 6:15 am | # | Reply

    Badlands National Park in S.W. South Dakota. Grim. Hard to get there. Nothing to see there but it is aptly named.

    • BugFanNo1Million
      BugFanNo1Million
      October 5, 2015, 9:10 am | # | Reply

      Um … it’s easy to get there and the landscape is stunning.

  8. Pink Floyd
    Pink Floyd
    October 5, 2015, 6:59 am | # | Reply

    Yeah, I’m thinking PUSS canyon should be PUS. Otherwise…uhm…well, I’m not sure where to go with this one. Let’s see if Adam pulls the ol’ switcheroo on the spelling here and leave it at that.
    Or maybe he’ll explain what he meant to those of us with no imagination…

  9. AZHBUG
    AZHBUG
    October 5, 2015, 7:30 am | # | Reply

    In the lovely land of New Zealand is a place called Rotorua, which is famed for its … fragrance. It’s a lovely place, full of pools of hot mud, bubbling away with the smell of last year’s gym socks wrapped around a generous slice of stilton cheese, with just a hint of Durian. Who *wouldn’t* want to go there?

    I know this for a fact, because I have deliberately holidayed there … twice.

    • Rhea
      Rhea
      October 5, 2015, 9:40 am | # | Reply

      Maybe that’s why I have to make the effort every time not to read the name as “Roto-Rooter,” a US company noted for unclogging the plumbing.

  10. Ian Osmond
    Ian Osmond
    October 5, 2015, 9:09 am | # | Reply

    There’s apparently one national park which consists of a crappy studio apartment:
    http://www.npr.org/2008/06/30/92035186/a-brief-history-the-smallest-national-park-site

  11. Venom1656
    Venom1656
    October 5, 2015, 11:58 am | # | Reply

    Vomit springs is so beautiful after a hard night of drinking.

    • YourWeirdUncle
      YourWeirdUncle
      October 5, 2015, 5:05 pm | # | Reply

      They even have free rides on the porcelain bus

  12. Laurie Brown
    Laurie Brown
    October 5, 2015, 12:12 pm | # | Reply

    “Stinkhole canyon” could be used to describe the geyser basins of Yellowstone park, and it’s one of the most crowded parks in the country. Of course, the stench doesn’t come through from those beautiful pictures of the geysers going off…

  13. Matthew
    Matthew
    October 5, 2015, 5:13 pm | # | Reply

    Butt Ugly Ranger Canyon is lovely this time of year.

    • N0083rP00F
      N0083rP00F
      October 6, 2015, 10:09 am | # | Reply

      I would think the middle of winter would be best when their ugly butts are well covered.

  14. Lancinator
    Lancinator
    October 5, 2015, 8:31 pm | # | Reply

    Of course there’s always canoeing on Sh*t Creek. I lost my paddle the last time I went up that way. 😉

    • N0083rP00F
      N0083rP00F
      October 6, 2015, 10:11 am | # | Reply

      I tried google maps and all I got was …
      Did you mean:
      Pig Shit Rd, Gladstone, Illinois 61437

  15. Gozo Jack
    Gozo Jack
    October 6, 2015, 10:38 am | # | Reply

    http://www.streetwiki.com/puss-green-rd/ouachita/la/

  16. Bob in Nashville
    Bob in Nashville
    October 7, 2015, 9:11 am | # | Reply

    Now I want to take a picture of vomit springs.

    • Bob in Nashville
      Bob in Nashville
      October 7, 2015, 9:12 am | # | Reply

      Oops. Vomit Springs.

  17. meem
    meem
    February 12, 2019, 4:02 am | # | Reply

    Stink Hole Forest? you mean Rotorua, New Zealand?

  18. i should be working right now
    i should be working right now
    July 28, 2019, 11:42 pm | # | Reply

    Well, there are probably lotsa Pokemon in there, maybe a landmark or two, so at the very least one can try to lure in some Pokemon GO players. Maybe some funny picture potential resides, like snapping a Grimer at the bottom of Pus Canyon.

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