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Divide and Goner

Divide and Goner

by Adam on November 5, 2015 at 12:00 am
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  1. Pink Floyd
    Pink Floyd
    November 5, 2015, 6:44 am | # | Reply

    I LOVE how every panel is a joke unto itself, and yet follows a theme throughout, until the final punchline!
    You, sir, (as I’ve said many times before) are a genius!
    Very well, done Adam. I can’t wait for the book!

  2. R
    R
    November 5, 2015, 6:51 am | # | Reply

    This is also one of my fears. I always get out of the elevator quicker and nimbler than one should get out of an elevator.

  3. Nick K
    Nick K
    November 5, 2015, 7:04 am | # | Reply

    I’m impressed with the half-bug drawing. I have to admit, I’ve never considered how one might draw half of Bug.

    • Adam
      Adam
      November 5, 2015, 8:40 pm | # | Reply

      Yeah, I wrote panel one and later realized that I wasn’t entirely sure how to draw one of my bugs sliced in half.

  4. Mahnarch
    Mahnarch
    November 5, 2015, 7:49 am | # | Reply

    Great.
    I use an elevator, maybe, once every 5-7 years.

    Now, I’m going to be terrified that this can, maybe, happen.

  5. p.j.
    p.j.
    November 5, 2015, 8:53 am | # | Reply

    First frame and the line, “called it!” Freaking hilarious.

  6. BugFanNo1Million
    BugFanNo1Million
    November 5, 2015, 2:19 pm | # | Reply

    Something similar became reality for some employees at Umbrella Corporation.

  7. Ian Osmond
    Ian Osmond
    November 5, 2015, 2:35 pm | # | Reply

    Paternoster style elevators. There are only a couple hundred left in the world, mostly in Germany.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ro3Fc_yG3p0

    • Marquar
      Marquar
      November 5, 2015, 3:35 pm | # | Reply

      It moves too slowly to easily kill, I think the title is overstating matters. It is probably just an elevator of horrible mangling.

      • Ian Osmond
        Ian Osmond
        November 5, 2015, 7:08 pm | # | Reply

        Yes, most paternoster injuries are sprains and broken limbs, but there have been a few deaths through the years. One of the ways people have died is you step into the down elevator too SOON, and fall in ending up one car UNDER the one you were trying for, and you get your neck trapped between the floor and the next car coming down.

  8. Matthew
    Matthew
    November 5, 2015, 3:05 pm | # | Reply

    I always assumed that you would die from comic strip ink poisoning.

  9. tudza
    tudza
    November 5, 2015, 3:30 pm | # | Reply

    It’s ever so juicy
    And quite Dr Seussy
    When your obit is written in rhyme

    Why use the vernacular
    When your death is spectacular
    Cut off while you’re still in your prime

  10. itblobboy
    itblobboy
    November 5, 2015, 4:11 pm | # | Reply

    Great strip today, Adam!

    • Adam
      Adam
      November 5, 2015, 8:39 pm | # | Reply

      Thanks!

  11. ArtDrake
    ArtDrake
    November 5, 2015, 9:53 pm | # | Reply

    It occurs to me that many of the comments I leave are fairly critical; today is a perfect opportunity to defy that trend; this was a good comic.

  12. Parrius
    Parrius
    November 5, 2015, 10:35 pm | # | Reply

    What’s worse than a bug on your elevator?

    Half a bug on your elevator!

    Dohohohoho

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