Just hope that your bindle isn’t picked up by a zombie hobo. A baby makes a fine lunch for a zombie hobo.
(Sorry, I read “A Modest Proposal” earlier today, as I am a non-zombie student in a non-zombie high school. Read it, it’s about poverty and child cannibalism! Fun for the whole family! Unless you’re not an English professor and don’t enjoy Dark Comedy.)
Tattoos, pfui! What if you change addresses?
Microchip ’em, I say. Although that might not be as useful for return-by-hobo if you carry them in a bindle.
Hmm. Microchipping might have to wait until the toddler stage. I guess you had the right idea after all.
Most of the time when I bring up bindles in idle conversation (which is surprisingly often), the other person responds with “What’s a bindle?”
Glad there are at least a few other people out there who know a little something about hobo luggage carrying implements…
Something you need to tell us, Adam? Is there a Baby-bug on the way?
LOL I like that last one!
I think Adam uses a “bindle” as a crutch….
What is this? The fourth bindle joke on Bugmartini? Always hilarious!
Ooo! One more and I can rerun ’em all for “Bindle Week”!
Just hope that your bindle isn’t picked up by a zombie hobo. A baby makes a fine lunch for a zombie hobo.
(Sorry, I read “A Modest Proposal” earlier today, as I am a non-zombie student in a non-zombie high school. Read it, it’s about poverty and child cannibalism! Fun for the whole family! Unless you’re not an English professor and don’t enjoy Dark Comedy.)
See! I took a picture of myself to prove my non-zombiness!
i’m sure we all believe you. isn’t that right, mr bison?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1W7c8QghPxk
Tattoos, pfui! What if you change addresses?
Microchip ’em, I say. Although that might not be as useful for return-by-hobo if you carry them in a bindle.
Hmm. Microchipping might have to wait until the toddler stage. I guess you had the right idea after all.
If you change addresses just do what the DMV does and put a sticker over the tattoo.
Most of the time when I bring up bindles in idle conversation (which is surprisingly often), the other person responds with “What’s a bindle?”
Glad there are at least a few other people out there who know a little something about hobo luggage carrying implements…
I wonder if your wife will now hold you to this
I think the real question is if she will allow this.