O.M.G. You had me chucking at gym socks, and I TOTALLY lost it at “your baby doesn’t even reach the floor”…
“Chuckling”, darn it.
I didn’t lose it until “I could feed my kid a pot roast”. I’m going to be chuckling about that the rest of the week.
The girth comeback would be so overdone. There would be an entire new industry for umbilical cord enlargement devices.
… and the spam mails connected to it.
… I’ma gonna have nightmares now… well done.
XD that is the best! When I hit puberty, I swore I was going to invent a machine that would allow for men to give birth to children because I was never going to have one. Good times XD
Born with glasses. Just imagine how that felt coming out.
And as the old saying goes, “If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament”.
And “If men could menstruate, they’d brag about how long and how much.”
Girth lol… Reminds me of Ron White: “I may not strike bottom, but I will stretch out the edges”
“Dude, do you even Birth?!”
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O.M.G. You had me chucking at gym socks, and I TOTALLY lost it at “your baby doesn’t even reach the floor”…
“Chuckling”, darn it.
I didn’t lose it until “I could feed my kid a pot roast”. I’m going to be chuckling about that the rest of the week.
The girth comeback would be so overdone. There would be an entire new industry for umbilical cord enlargement devices.
… and the spam mails connected to it.
… I’ma gonna have nightmares now… well done.
XD that is the best! When I hit puberty, I swore I was going to invent a machine that would allow for men to give birth to children because I was never going to have one. Good times XD
Born with glasses.
Just imagine how that felt coming out.
And as the old saying goes, “If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament”.
And “If men could menstruate, they’d brag about how long and how much.”
Girth lol…
Reminds me of Ron White:
“I may not strike bottom, but I will stretch out the edges”
“Dude, do you even Birth?!”